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(WTAE)   Pirates kidnap Americans off Nigerian coast. Experts speculate it never would've happened if they'd won the NLDS   (wtae.com) divider line 26
    More: Scary, Nigerian, NL Division Series, Americans, chief engineer, U.S., U.S. officials, Gulf of Guinea, pirates  
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2013-10-24 11:43:32 AM  
application.denofgeek.com
 
2013-10-24 01:37:14 PM  
Done in zero.
 
2013-10-24 01:37:34 PM  
my guess is the pirates did not hear about the end of the Captain Philips adventure
//preview = head shots for all
 
2013-10-24 01:38:44 PM  
Pre production for the sequel to Captain Phillips?
 
2013-10-24 01:42:15 PM  
The joke is on them when they kidnap a Nigerian prince that needs help getting his money out of the country.
 
2013-10-24 01:45:21 PM  
Was wondering what was up with the global average temperature dropping .43 degrees this week. That 'splains it.
 
2013-10-24 01:45:42 PM  
Congrats subby, you win the entire internet today.
 
2013-10-24 01:51:13 PM  
I can help, apparently I have a cousin who is a Nigerian Prince.  As soon as I get done sending him this money through Western Union I'll ask him to take care of it.....

/Seriously!  Why is everybody laughing at me?
 
2013-10-24 01:53:38 PM  
The pirate is a Nig*BONG!*

/gibberish
 
2013-10-24 02:06:18 PM  
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2013-10-24 02:06:19 PM  
Nigera? Please!
 
2013-10-24 02:07:27 PM  

monoski: my guess is the pirates did not hear about the end of the Captain Philips adventure
//preview = head shots for all


Spoiler alert, dick. Next you're gonna tell me how Titanic ends...
 
2013-10-24 02:22:17 PM  
Cardinals complain that Niger pirates were disrespectful
 
2013-10-24 02:58:34 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-24 03:10:19 PM  

weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 640x517]


Well, with their men dead, they gotta get it from somewhere, don't they?
 
2013-10-24 03:12:23 PM  

funky monkey: Pre production for the sequel to Captain Phillips?


These Guerrilla Marketing Campaigns are getting out of hand.
 
2013-10-24 03:18:09 PM  
I've always wanted to be aboard a "bait ship" where we just UNLOAD on those little dinker boats that come alongside and try to board!!
 
2013-10-24 03:37:49 PM  

puddleonfire: I've always wanted to be aboard a "bait ship" where we just UNLOAD on those little dinker boats that come alongside and try to board!!


Yeah it's all fun and games until one of the pirates brings his Russian made surplus RPG to the party.
 
2013-10-24 04:02:18 PM  
To get an idea of how awesome nigeria is google earth Lagos, Nigeria.  That's not clouds.
 
2013-10-24 04:34:36 PM  
Of course, when they send the ransom note via e-mail it will automatically go to the junk folder and no one will believe it anyway.
 
2013-10-24 04:47:27 PM  
I boating off the coast of Africa so amazing and beautiful that --I just dont know.. I really do not know why people continue to do it.
 
2013-10-24 04:51:41 PM  
Just seen a video about the Russians laughing as they were shooting at pirates in the water after they sunk the pirate boat. Those crazy Ruskies.
 
2013-10-24 05:09:25 PM  
For the last time! STAY AWAY FROM MOST OF AFRICA! For crap sakes people it's not a good idea!
 
2013-10-24 05:16:42 PM  

cig-mkr: Just seen a video about the Russians laughing as they were shooting at pirates in the water after they sunk the pirate boat. Those crazy Ruskies.


I saw one where they took all their weapons, shot their motor up, then pushed them back out to sea in their disabled boat with no food or water.

crazy Ruskies, indeed.
 
2013-10-24 06:22:22 PM  

Egoy3k: puddleonfire: I've always wanted to be aboard a "bait ship" where we just UNLOAD on those little dinker boats that come alongside and try to board!!

Yeah it's all fun and games until one of the pirates brings his Russian made surplus RPG to the party.


---- Ain't skeered.
We'd blow up that boat before he could raise that thing.
NO DEPOSIT NO RETURN.
 
2013-10-24 07:28:52 PM  
Man, those pirates need that aggravation like they need a hole in the head.
 
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