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(Celebslam)   Christie Brinkley somehow stopped aging in 1992   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 128
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2013-10-24 09:46:29 AM
Holy Smokes she has aged well.
 
2013-10-24 09:58:06 AM
Surprisingly enough, when you have money and you have the time to spend 3 or 4 hours a day exercising, you will look younger than if you had to spend 8-10 hours a day sitting at a desk working.
 
2013-10-24 10:01:42 AM

RexTalionis: sitting at a desk


Probably the deadliest thing you can do.
 
2013-10-24 10:03:42 AM

R.A.Danny: RexTalionis: sitting at a desk

Probably the deadliest thing you can do.


Yes, it is.
 
2013-10-24 10:15:15 AM

RexTalionis: R.A.Danny: RexTalionis: sitting at a desk

Probably the deadliest thing you can do.

Yes, it is.


So I am sitting here once again wondering why the hell I am doing this. Pics of my kids at my desk must be the reason. I AM retiring early though, even if it just a partial retirement where I have a part time job I really don't care about that gets me outside.
 
2013-10-24 10:29:51 AM

R.A.Danny: RexTalionis: sitting at a desk

Probably the deadliest thing you can do.


Tonight on World's Deadliest Jobs...

blog.tnsemployeeinsights.com
 
2013-10-24 10:32:35 AM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: R.A.Danny: RexTalionis: sitting at a desk

Probably the deadliest thing you can do.

Tonight on World's Deadliest Jobs...

[blog.tnsemployeeinsights.com image 442x351]


Honestly, would you want to die of that or being eaten by a lion?
 
2013-10-24 11:00:16 AM
Somewhere, right now, Billy Joel is using his unusually large, bald forehead to mash the keys from Eb2 - C#3 over and over and over again.
 
2013-10-24 11:14:49 AM
She's smoking hot and willing to bang a guy as ugly as Billy Joel?

I would like to subscribe to her newsletter.
 
2013-10-24 11:24:43 AM
Oh, and according to wiki, she's worth around $80 million.

So, yeah.
 
2013-10-24 11:38:47 AM
She's okay, I guess.
 
2013-10-24 11:39:14 AM

RexTalionis: R.A.Danny: RexTalionis: sitting at a desk

Probably the deadliest thing you can do.

Yes, it is.


Then why don't I have a damn reality show on Discovery like those pansies crab fishermen?
 
2013-10-24 11:39:27 AM
You're not looking at her face, apparently. That looks like a 50-something woman to me.
 
2013-10-24 11:40:01 AM
Don't smile quite so much.. the giant teeth are a bit scary.
 
2013-10-24 11:40:49 AM
(csb)

1992 is around when I saw her in person at a restaurant near me. I walked into a utility pole while I was gawking at her through the restaurant window.

I think that when she goes, she's going to die all at once and just melt like Toht. In the meantime, though...day yum.
 
2013-10-24 11:42:44 AM
backseatcuddler.com

And yet this man got tired of it.
 
2013-10-24 11:43:20 AM

RexTalionis: Surprisingly enough, when you have money and you have the time to spend 3 or 4 hours a day exercising, you will look younger than if you had to spend 8-10 hours a day sitting at a desk working.


That's about 10% exercising, and 90% genetics.
 
2013-10-24 11:44:18 AM

Gulper Eel: (csb)

1992 is around when I saw her in person at a restaurant near me. I walked into a utility pole while I was gawking at her through the restaurant window.



Coulda been worse.  At least you didn't eat a dog urine soaked sandwich.
 
2013-10-24 11:45:42 AM
Dadly their daughter got her father's looks.
 
2013-10-24 11:48:51 AM
QUIET, you bastids....fapping in progress......
 
2013-10-24 11:49:19 AM
"Somewhere there's a portrait of her lookin' all kinds of shiat".
 
2013-10-24 11:50:27 AM

R.A.Danny: Dadly their daughter got her father's looks.


Good Freudian typo there.
 
2013-10-24 11:52:05 AM
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Oh, yeah.... what a youthful looking old woman she is. I take back what I said about her looking 50-something... She actually looks 60-something with a lot of maintenance done on her face.

Seriously, guys? You're looking at the form her dress molds her old body into, and you're looking at pictures taken from 50 yards away. Get close and she looks like a blonder, less-drunk Lucille Bluth.

And HOW did she maintain this "youthful" (cough, hack) appearance? It's called cosmetic surgery. Just look at her face. She has definitely had it lifted a few times... And she still looks her age. I'm pretty sure she's wearing dentures and has more hair on her upper lip than my nephew, too.

Now, you want someone in that age category who looks amazing? There are lots of them, starting with Salma Hayek and moving on through half of Hollywood... many of whom have also had lots of surgery and tricks performed to maintain an illusion in public.
 
2013-10-24 11:52:19 AM
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Uptown girl
I got sick of her purging hurls
And the botox needle sticking in
All her parts where my dick ain't been
I just gave in
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Man - there was a whole squad of personal trainers, beauticians & plastic surgeons buzzing around her like flies on a turd.
Thank God the bottle kept Mr. One-Eye all drowsy & limp - cuz there was no way I could fight through that crowd!
 
2013-10-24 11:55:12 AM
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2013-10-24 11:56:39 AM
ZeroCorpse:
Oh, yeah.... what a youthful looking old woman she is. I take back what I said about her looking 50-something... She actually looks 60-something with a lot of maintenance done on her face.

Seriously, guys? ....
Now, you want someone in that age category who looks amazing? There are lots of them, starting with Salma Hayek and moving on through half of Hollywood... many of whom have also had lots of surgery and tricks performed to maintain an illusion in public.


Dewd, are you like 40? Salma Hayek is 47. That's a world of difference from almost 60. Between 50 and 60 you age exponentially -- trust me, I'm there at 61. I look at photos of myself from just 4 years ago and I look far younger -- and I take care of myself.
 
2013-10-24 11:57:11 AM

Badmoodman: R.A.Danny: Dadly their daughter got her father's looks.

Good Freudian typo there.


Oopsy


ZeroCorpse: Oh, yeah.... what a youthful looking old woman she is. I take back what I said about her looking 50-something... She actually looks 60-something with a lot of maintenance done on her face.


She looks awesome in those.
 
2013-10-24 11:59:54 AM

ZeroCorpse: [www.vanityfair.com image 562x700]

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Oh, yeah.... what a youthful looking old woman she is. I take back what I said about her looking 50-something... She actually looks 60-something with a lot of maintenance done on her face.

Seriously, guys? You're looking at the form her dress molds her old body into, and you're looking at pictures taken from 50 yards away. Get close and she looks like a blonder, less-drunk Lucille Bluth.

And HOW did she maintain this "youthful" (cough, hack) appearance? It's called cosmetic surgery. Just look at her face. She has definitely had it lifted a few times... And she still looks her age. I'm pretty sure she's wearing dentures and has more hair on her upper lip than my nephew, too.

Now, you want someone in that age category who looks amazing? There are lots of them, starting with Salma Hayek and moving on through half of Hollywood... many of whom have also had lots of surgery and tricks performed to maintain an illusion in public.


You are trying way too hard.
 
2013-10-24 12:00:33 PM

In "Vacation" Chevy Chase should have just kept his mouth shut when he jumped in the cold pool, and just farked Christie Brinkley's character. But if my wife looked like Beverly D'Angelo did back then, then why would I need Brinkley?


userserve-ak.last.fm

 
2013-10-24 12:01:52 PM

Badmoodman: ZeroCorpse:
Oh, yeah.... what a youthful looking old woman she is. I take back what I said about her looking 50-something... She actually looks 60-something with a lot of maintenance done on her face.

Seriously, guys? ....
Now, you want someone in that age category who looks amazing? There are lots of them, starting with Salma Hayek and moving on through half of Hollywood... many of whom have also had lots of surgery and tricks performed to maintain an illusion in public.

Dewd, are you like 40? Salma Hayek is 47. That's a world of difference from almost 60. Between 50 and 60 you age exponentially -- trust me, I'm there at 61. I look at photos of myself from just 4 years ago and I look far younger -- and I take care of myself.


Yeah... I'm in my 40s. And perhaps that's why Christie Brinkley looks more like my mother or mother-in-law to me, and less like someone I'd be attracted to.

And fine. Hayek's younger. There's always Susan Sarandon and Helen Mirren.

I still believe most guys are looking at the shape of the dress, not the shape of the woman underneath. That's how Hollywood works.
 
2013-10-24 12:02:37 PM

skinink: In "Vacation" Chevy Chase should have just kept his mouth shut when he jumped in the cold pool, and just farked Christie Brinkley's character. But if my wife looked like Beverly D'Angelo did back then, then why would I need Brinkley?


Was a mystery to me too. Sure, if Chevy's wife looked like Imogene Coca....
 
2013-10-24 12:02:41 PM

skinink: In "Vacation" Chevy Chase should have just kept his mouth shut when he jumped in the cold pool, and just farked Christie Brinkley's character. But if my wife looked like Beverly D'Angelo did back then, then why would I need Brinkley?
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That has always been my opinion. Beverly D'Angelo was way hotter than Christie Brinkley.
 
2013-10-24 12:02:58 PM
InmanRoshi: [backseatcuddler.com image 400x567]

And yet this man got tired of it.


Now matter how hot a woman is somewhere there is a man who is tired of putting up with her shiat
 
2013-10-24 12:05:01 PM
ZeroCorpse:

I still believe most guys are looking at the shape of the dress, not the shape of the woman underneath. That's how Hollywood works.

I don't fark old hotties often, but when I do, I make sure they're in a Halston.
 
2013-10-24 12:05:18 PM

skinink: In "Vacation" Chevy Chase should have just kept his mouth shut when he jumped in the cold pool, and just farked Christie Brinkley's character. But if my wife looked like Beverly D'Angelo did back then, then why would I need Brinkley?

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2013-10-24 12:08:53 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: She's okay, I guess.


She's no Cheryl Tiegs
 
2013-10-24 12:10:24 PM
I remember what she looked like in 1980, so...
 
2013-10-24 12:11:09 PM
This woman is 72. And yes I would.

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2013-10-24 12:12:48 PM
Oops, I forgot the visual aid.

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2013-10-24 12:12:49 PM

Wellon Dowd: I remember what she looked like in 1980, so...


That's the thing. If you are with a woman that you think is beautiful and that you love, she really won't become less attractive as the years go by. Unless of course her ass gets REALLY big.
 
2013-10-24 12:13:24 PM

skinink: In "Vacation" Chevy Chase should have just kept his mouth shut when he jumped in the cold pool, and just farked Christie Brinkley's character. But if my wife looked like Beverly D'Angelo did back then, then why would I need Brinkley?
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 453x480]


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2013-10-24 12:14:47 PM

ZeroCorpse: Oh, yeah.... what a youthful looking old woman she is.


Paging Studman69 to the white courtesy phone...
 
2013-10-24 12:14:47 PM
Aging sucks. Youth is better. No argument possible.
 
2013-10-24 12:14:58 PM

mcreel: [www.joblo.com image 320x480]


CSB;
I still remember when I was 12 and rode my bike to the mall so I could buy her 1983 calendar from the B. Dalton bookstore. I got back, hung it up above my desk and started my homework. Later my mom walked in my room, saw the calendar, got pissed off and said "What the hell is that!" and "Just wait until your father gets home."

When my dad gets home the first thing she does is drags him into the room and starts ranting. After she finishes my dad says "I don't care" and shrugs his shoulders. After my mom stomps out, dad turns to me and says "Damn good taste son" and gives me a wink.
 
2013-10-24 12:16:12 PM

R.A.Danny: Wellon Dowd: I remember what she looked like in 1980, so...

That's the thing. If you are with a woman that you think is beautiful and that you love, she really won't become less attractive as the years go by. Unless of course her ass gets REALLY big.


True. But I've know my 48-year-old wife since she was 21, and while I still think she is beautiful I don't claim she hasn't aged over the last two decades.
 
2013-10-24 12:16:14 PM

Surly U. Jest: This woman is 72. And yes I would.

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Parts of her are
 
2013-10-24 12:18:58 PM
Which is why I approve of Michelle Pfeiffers younger sluttier sister Dee Ddee.
 
2013-10-24 12:19:16 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Aging sucks.


Beats the alternative
 
2013-10-24 12:22:46 PM

ZeroCorpse: [www.vanityfair.com image 562x700]

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[asnagu.com image 850x1091]


Oh, yeah.... what a youthful looking old woman she is. I take back what I said about her looking 50-something... She actually looks 60-something with a lot of maintenance done on her face.

Seriously, guys? You're looking at the form her dress molds her old body into, and you're looking at pictures taken from 50 yards away. Get close and she looks like a blonder, less-drunk Lucille Bluth.

And HOW did she maintain this "youthful" (cough, hack) appearance? It's called cosmetic surgery. Just look at her face. She has definitely had it lifted a few times... And she still looks her age. I'm pretty sure she's wearing dentures and has more hair on her upper lip than my nephew, too.

Now, you want someone in that age category who looks amazing? There are lots of them, starting with Salma Hayek and moving on through half of Hollywood... many of whom have also had lots of surgery and tricks performed to maintain an illusion in public.


You should present images of her that display her knees, to illustrate their sharpness.
 
2013-10-24 12:23:00 PM
Oh man.. this woman was the singular object of my infatuation as a teenager..

.. and this poster was pretty much a permanent fixture in my bedroom until I went off to college:

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