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(BBC)   Coming soon to the SyFy Channel: Mysterious Foamy White Killer Alien Beach Lumps   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 27
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2013-10-24 01:00:01 PM
Mysterious Foamy White Killer Alien Beach LumpNADO
 
2013-10-24 01:03:18 PM
"A dog that ate the white glutinous substance died"

I'm sure it'll come back to life in a few hours and kill us all.
 
2013-10-24 01:03:23 PM

Anayalator: Mysterious Foamy White Killer Alien Beach LumpNADO


....nadoOCALYPSE
 
2013-10-24 01:03:42 PM
catacombs.space1999.net

It's a Space Brain!!!! Ruuuun!!!!
 
2013-10-24 01:04:43 PM
alienbee.net
 
2013-10-24 01:04:54 PM
i171.photobucket.com

Dolphins!
 
2013-10-24 01:09:45 PM
Ehyup
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-10-24 01:11:57 PM
Cornwall Council is putting up warning signs at beaches in the affected areas.

Things I have learned today: Cornish people need signs warning them not to eat mysterious, foamy, white lumps of goo that they find on the beach.
 
2013-10-24 01:16:46 PM
I think they want to win wimbledon... will probably consume all the ranked tennis players until just a Scottsman named Angus Podgorney is left to play against... thinking they can easily beat a scottsman since no scottsman has ever won wimbledon...
 
2013-10-24 01:17:28 PM
i4.ytimg.com
You know what else was a mysterious white lump on the beach...

/hot and smothering
 
2013-10-24 01:19:26 PM
Palm oil, now where did it originate?
 
2013-10-24 01:19:30 PM
FTFA:"A dog that ate the white glutinous substance died"

Gluten comes from grains. I bet the 'writer' meant gelatinous.
 
2013-10-24 01:20:55 PM

fugeeface: [i4.ytimg.com image 320x180]
You know what else was a mysterious white lump on the beach...

/hot and smothering


Of course, it was a rover that killed Rover.
 
2013-10-24 01:36:54 PM
Pretty sure it's whale cum.
 
2013-10-24 01:43:43 PM

Catlike Typist: fugeeface: [i4.ytimg.com image 320x180]
You know what else was a mysterious white lump on the beach...

/hot and smothering

Of course, it was a rover that killed Rover.


That would be telling.
 
2013-10-24 01:53:16 PM
ichef.bbci.co.uk

"Aw jeez.  Not this shiat again!"
 
2013-10-24 02:14:52 PM
Anayalator: Mega Mysterious Foamy White Killer Alien Beach LumpNADO vs. Giant Ringworm

FTFY
 
2013-10-24 02:16:40 PM
Obligatory
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2013-10-24 02:37:44 PM

Flarn: Obligatory
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Too much is never enough

Dammit
 
2013-10-24 02:38:57 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
... really getting a kick out of this thread.
 
2013-10-24 04:49:21 PM
 
2013-10-24 06:51:35 PM
Looks sort of like lumps of whale fat, but that alone would not kill the dog.

It seems to foam in stomach acid which implies a base. It could, of course, be something that washed off the deck of a container ship--an industrial product of some kind.

Also reminds me of puffball mushrooms, except for the shape, but I think it is more mineral than fungus or animal.
 
2013-10-24 07:55:39 PM

brantgoose: Looks sort of like lumps of whale fat, but that alone would not kill the dog.

It seems to foam in stomach acid which implies a base. It could, of course, be something that washed off the deck of a container ship--an industrial product of some kind.

Also reminds me of puffball mushrooms, except for the shape, but I think it is more mineral than fungus or animal.


Or it is rancid palm oil, if you read the followup article.
 
2013-10-24 09:02:28 PM

Aquapope: FTFA:"A dog that ate the white glutinous substance died"

Gluten comes from grains. I bet the 'writer' meant gelatinous.


Glutinous just means sticky.
 
2013-10-24 10:31:52 PM
Soylent white
 
2013-10-25 12:55:15 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-10-25 10:19:23 AM

ModernPrimitive01: [alienbee.net image 631x852]


Now THAT was a good scary movie.
 
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