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(Talking Points Memo)   When you need a chairman for your political campaign, who do you think of? If you're running for Agriculture Commissioner, you choose....Ted Nugent? Fark it, we'll run with him   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 37
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2013-10-24 09:37:20 AM
I watched an interview with Dick Cheney and with the extremism on the Right we see now, it is starting to make Cheney look less like a comic book villain.

When Cheney starts seeming somewhat more reasonable, we should all be very afraid of what is happening.
 
2013-10-24 09:37:49 AM
Ted acts too primitive for agriculture.  He's still in the hunting and gathering stage.
 
2013-10-24 09:39:07 AM
"I believe in guys who stand by the Constitution," Nugent said. "I believe in guys who represent 'we the people' and common sense."

So, you won't have anything to do with Republicans, right?  Right?
 
2013-10-24 09:39:27 AM
Well, he'll get a stranglehold on the issues at least.
 
2013-10-24 09:40:25 AM
the fact that RWTR listeners, and their ilk, let alone the politicians that pander to them actually take this raging hypocritical coward deviant anti-american scumbag seriously is all you need to know about them.
 
2013-10-24 09:40:56 AM

Alphax: Ted acts too primitive for agriculture.  He's still in the hunting and gathering stage.


OK, you get the vote for both funniest and smartest post of this thread. Thumbs up!
 
2013-10-24 09:41:21 AM
Isn't he supposed to be dead or in jail by now?
 
2013-10-24 09:41:51 AM
At least he can make all of the fertilizer we need.

/in his pants
 
2013-10-24 09:42:42 AM
Ins't Nugent a draft-dodging, pants-pooping pedofile.  Are these the types of people running the GOP now?
 
2013-10-24 09:48:08 AM
When do we see the "I'd shiat my pants for Miller" bumper stickers?
 
2013-10-24 09:49:37 AM
I wonder how many people who derp along with Nugent thought the Dixie Chicks should just "shut up and sing."
 
2013-10-24 09:50:12 AM

clambam: Isn't he supposed to be dead or in jail by now?


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2013-10-24 09:51:15 AM

Rann Xerox: clambam: Isn't he supposed to be dead or in jail by now?

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No need to clutter jail cells with the dead.
 
2013-10-24 09:51:34 AM
He does have a lot of experience with manure.
 
2013-10-24 09:51:52 AM
It makes sense to have Ted Nugent associated with agriculture, because (like All Republicans) he constantly shiats himself in fear. Think of all the money farmers could save on fertilizer! "Hey Ted! How about you run around in that field, and I'll pretend I'm from the draft board? We'll have the tallest corn in three counties!"
 
2013-10-24 09:52:59 AM

Alphax: Rann Xerox: clambam: Isn't he supposed to be dead or in jail by now?

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No need to clutter jail cells with the dead.


I wouldn't mind Ted Nugent hanging around in a jail cell.
 
2013-10-24 09:53:20 AM

Muta: Ins't Nugent a draft-dodging, pants-pooping pedofile.  Are these the types of people running the GOP now?


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2013-10-24 09:56:42 AM
"I believe in guys who stand by the Constitution," Nugent said. "I believe in guys who represent 'we the people' and common sense."


If I wanted to be a Conservative Constitutional American ®   I'd just have to practice my word salad technique.  I wouldn't actually have to do or stand for anything, just learn phrases and gotcha terms.  I'm convinced of it.

www.psychopathfree.com
 
2013-10-24 09:57:09 AM
And I thought Idiocracy was just a movie
 
2013-10-24 09:59:52 AM

Rann Xerox: Alphax: Rann Xerox: clambam: Isn't he supposed to be dead or in jail by now?

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No need to clutter jail cells with the dead.

I wouldn't mind Ted Nugent hanging around in a jail cell.


If this guy gets into politics, he'll be dead or in jail. The stress off doing the extra work will kill him. Politicians do close to nothing, but I think Ted is accustomed to doing nothing all day. I'm sure his work ethic is about zero. If he does manage to survive doing work, he'll wind up in jail for corruption charges sooner than later.
 
2013-10-24 10:01:35 AM
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2013-10-24 10:15:27 AM
Fark Ted the mentally ill draft dodging child molester Nugent.
 
2013-10-24 10:16:32 AM

Granny_Panties: Rann Xerox: Alphax: Rann Xerox: clambam: Isn't he supposed to be dead or in jail by now?

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No need to clutter jail cells with the dead.

I wouldn't mind Ted Nugent hanging around in a jail cell.

If this guy gets into politics, he'll be dead or in jail. The stress off doing the extra work will kill him. Politicians do close to nothing, but I think Ted is accustomed to doing nothing all day. I'm sure his work ethic is about zero. If he does manage to survive doing work, he'll wind up in jail for corruption charges sooner than later.


Have you seen how hard these wackos have been shoving their legislation into everything everywhere between ALEC and their never negotiate attitude?  These types are highly motivated in their plight to take these issues and their effort to twist all of america into their worldview to their graves.  Doing nothing is EXACTLY what we could only wish for.
 
2013-10-24 10:26:10 AM
He knows the value of good manure.
 
2013-10-24 10:28:34 AM
"I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer - stuff I never touched - ... little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up."

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2013-10-24 10:37:56 AM
Makes perfect sense.  When things get tough... shiat pants.  Should be the Republican motto.  Just a shame our economy has to deal with repeated republican pants shiatting.
 
2013-10-24 10:39:44 AM
"I believe in guys who stand by the Constitution,"

Nugent has never read the Constitution all the way through but he knows what it should say.

"I believe in guys who represent 'we the people' and common sense."

When you have ideas that you can't support with cogent arguments you label them as common sense.

 "hanging up a freshly mounted ram on the wall of his home"  

The ram was killed with a legally owned machine gun in Nugent's own petting zoo.

"I do media every day, and I'll raise as much hell as I can,"

Confusing media with what he does every morning twenty minutes after his first cup of coffee.  Also confusing Hell with attention whoring.
 
2013-10-24 10:40:18 AM
Why not? He's got tons of fertilizer just in his pants alone.
 
2013-10-24 10:48:32 AM
I want to write a joke about fertilizer and pants full of poo, but I can't get the wording right. Can anyone lend me a hand with it? Thanks in advance.
 
2013-10-24 10:51:27 AM
I post this in every nuge thread NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7_sqiGONaU
 
2013-10-24 10:54:00 AM
I'll bet we've got some awesome poop and pedophile humor in store today.
 
2013-10-24 11:17:47 AM
with a resume like this how can he go wrong
 
2013-10-24 11:19:11 AM
The guy he's working for is a real piece of work.   As a state legislator he authored a bill mandating that anyone woman seeking an abortion have a mandatory sonogram and view a picture of the fetus by force 24 hours before the procedure.    He lost his seat as a 6 time incumbent last year because he was too much wharlblgrbl even for rural Texas.    Just like Nugent, he's a showbiz huckster who always wears a white hat as his marketing brand trademark.

www.texasgopvote.com

www.texasinsider.org
trailblazersblog.dallasnewsblogs.com
 
2013-10-24 11:37:46 AM
Claiming to stand by the Constitution has become the new viral marketer. You just say a buffet of buzzwords without providing any concrete substance and people will just come flowing like a river to you.
 
2013-10-24 04:33:58 PM
The only person more full of shiat than the one running for office.
 
2013-10-24 11:45:47 PM
gun-loving rocker Ted Nugent

Nugent hasn't rocked in 25 years.
 
2013-10-25 02:54:37 AM

mrshowrules: I watched an interview with Dick Cheney and with the extremism on the Right we see now, it is starting to make Cheney look less like a comic book villain.

When Cheney starts seeming somewhat more reasonable, we should all be very afraid of what is happening.


I've seen people observe that when supervillians like Doctor Doom succeed in their plans and take over the world, they do end poverty and hunger worldwide.  So, they're better people than the ones running things now.
 
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