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(KLTV Tyler)   Some guy with outstanding warrants and no car insurance loses car, eyebrows, a flipflop and his pride when lit cigarette ignites gas as he refills   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, ETX News, arrest warrants, Ford Mustang, Liberty County, car insurance, Valero, Kilgore, cigarettes  
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3829 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Oct 2013 at 10:38 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-24 11:09:22 AM  
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Apparently he's never noticed the No Smoking pic on every gas pump in existence. You don't even have to know how to read, a circled ciggy with a red line through it should be enough.

unchellmatt: What is it about the middle name "Lee"? As I believe has been pointed out before on Fark threads, it seems a rather large percentage of the dumbfarks you read about are "Whatever Lee Dumbfarkner"

The middle name Lee is the male equivalent of the female middle name Lynn. You just know things are going to get redneck when those people are around.
2013-10-24 10:42:39 AM  
1 vote:
HAHAHA! I love it when stupidity catches up to people.

"Taylor told TPD Sgt. Randy Wheeler that he had been smoking while he pumped his gas all of his life and that this was the first time something like this had happened to him. However, he did say he would never smoke while he is pumping gas again."

No shiat, Sherlock. Hopefully you won't. After you find a way to pay for the impounding of your car.

/still laughing
2013-10-24 09:37:16 AM  
1 vote:
♪♫♪ Ooooh I've seen fire, and I've felt pain... ♪♫♪
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