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(Las Vegas Sun)   Wayne Newton's yacht suddenly sinks at Lake Meade. Onlookers say the boat went underwater faster than Newton's finances   (lasvegassun.com) divider line 14
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2013-10-24 09:40:15 AM
Wayne Newton is still alive?
 
2013-10-24 09:44:50 AM
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The man has more botox in his face than the Cannes film festival!
 
2013-10-24 09:45:37 AM

browneye: Wayne Newton is still alive?


Yes, but he is more machine than man now, twisted and evil.

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2013-10-24 09:59:25 AM
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2013-10-24 10:02:51 AM
What a danke-shame.
 
2013-10-24 10:04:30 AM
Yacht, don't sink so fast.
 
2013-10-24 10:59:03 AM
Mo water, mo problems.  Amirite?
 
2013-10-24 11:08:39 AM
Well, blub.
 
2013-10-24 11:56:54 AM

puckrock2000: browneye: Wayne Newton is still alive?

Yes, but he is more machine than man now, twisted and evil.


He has tiny, Shrek eyes. Not regular Shrek, but the human Shrek from the second movie.
 
2013-10-24 01:21:16 PM
If I were the insurance company, I would take a close look at this one for possible fraud.
 
2013-10-24 01:45:12 PM

xenomorpheus: If I were the insurance company, I would take a close look at this one for possible fraud.


I was coming in here just to say that exact same thing. A yacht in "pristine" condition just doesn't sink in the marina. Given his previous financial difficulties, I'd take a real long look at that.
 
2013-10-24 02:07:03 PM
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Wanted for questioning?

/blows up Wayne's shiat real good.
 
2013-10-24 04:37:43 PM
Caesar has gone too far!
 
2013-10-24 05:51:25 PM
Don't play Assumption over tamed water, kids. It never works out well.
 
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