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(BusinessWeek)   Jury finds Bank of America and former Countrywide executive guilty of OMG WTF IS WRONG WITH HER EARS   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Countrywide, mortgage fraud, rate of returns, Washington Mutual, mortgage securities  
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2013-10-24 09:40:17 AM  
Uh, nothing?

Oh, which is what BofA will end up paying.
2013-10-24 09:42:37 AM  
Gollum, gollum...
2013-10-24 09:51:42 AM  
Wait, people have been asking for mortgage execs to be found personally liable for years. It finally happens and we focus on ears?
2013-10-24 09:55:23 AM  
Quite the handsome gal. The Adam's Apple never lies.
2013-10-24 09:55:54 AM  
Phone doesn't have enough resolution. It looks normal to me.
2013-10-24 09:57:23 AM  

Fourstring: Wait, people have been asking for mortgage execs to be found personally liable for years. It finally happens and we focus on ears?

Call me when she's actually behind bars.
2013-10-24 10:03:45 AM  
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Subby, if you're not talkin about her corn...shame on you!
2013-10-24 10:06:07 AM  
A little big, perhaps, but not abnormal.  I was thinking they'd be underdeveloped, like my Chinese nephew's ears.
2013-10-24 10:22:04 AM  
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"How YOU doin'?"
2013-10-24 10:24:59 AM  
Not terribly wrong. It may be the bad lighting; her hair puts her ears in shadow.
2013-10-24 10:26:09 AM  
Why isn't this on the Entertainment? Only there and Politics are usually this shallow.
2013-10-24 10:27:16 AM  
Apparently subby has never watched a Tampa Bay Rays game where David Price was pitching.
2013-10-24 10:28:58 AM  
Ann Coulter has an equally evil twin brother ?
2013-10-24 10:33:45 AM  
Pretty much nothing?  Wtf, subby?
2013-10-24 10:34:15 AM  
Is this a repeat
2013-10-24 10:56:56 AM  
Separated at birth?

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2013-10-24 10:58:50 AM  
Shhhhhhhhhhhh she can hear you
2013-10-24 11:00:42 AM  
VERY obscure
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2013-10-24 11:12:13 AM  
f*ckin' a subby. you suck.

way to distract from the issue with superficial bullsh*t.
2013-10-24 11:17:05 AM  
She needs to tell her husband to quit holding her head by the ears..........
2013-10-24 11:21:01 AM  
Public flogging would work in this case.

/You know what they say about big-eared women...
2013-10-24 11:25:27 AM  

stpauler: VERY obscure
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Please, that show was syndicated, created by George Romero, and had like 90 episodes.

Old, but definitely not obscure.

Also, thanks a bunch for getting that damn song in my head.
2013-10-24 11:39:03 AM  
this chick isn't bad looking, in a nerdy kinda way.  You ever seen Sean Youngs ears?
2013-10-24 11:48:19 AM  
She has man ears.
2013-10-24 12:08:09 PM  
Jury Finds Bank of America Unit and an Executive Liable for Mortgage Fraud

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Couldn't have happened to a more deserving bunch of scumbags.
2013-10-24 12:35:13 PM  
The penalty has yet to be determined.

That part is the only part I care about in these articles.  And of course we dont know yet so I'll care when I see a numeric value of said 'justice'.

/who am i kidding
//wont care then either
2013-10-24 12:43:44 PM  
well duh...

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2013-10-24 12:46:33 PM  
She started at Countrywide, moved to BofA, and was actually working at JPMorganChase as of the beginning of this year. Guess what she was doing there? Running the "compensate victims of mortgage fraud" fund. Here's a HuffPo link where you'll find a 2010 essay responding to a Rebecca Mairone "blame the borrowers" piece. There's some eye-opening stuff in there, lots of stats on how BoA and Countrywide mortgages were performing at the time.

She also testified to Congress in 2010 as Vice President in charge of Servicing at BoA. Link, PDF So she went from hustling the poor schmucks signing up on the front end at Countrywide to kicking them out and selling their houses on the back end at BoA. Then she went to JPMC where she was supposed to help the people she'd already screwed over twice. It's like her entire career has been about new and exciting ways to fark over the little guy.
2013-10-24 12:52:37 PM  
And if corporations are people too, the entire corporation should serve years in prison for a felony.  Of course, they won't because Republicans and conservative SCOTUS justices are liars and f**king scumbags.

Thank you for turning the US into a third world banana republic, conservatives - you traitorous farks.
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