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(Daily Star)   Hot lesbian couple demand bigger, taxpayer-funded house. Why? Because they're farking LESBIANS, that's why (w/pics)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 194
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2013-10-24 12:09:04 AM  
Despite no prospects for work they wanted another baby and persuaded a male friend to donate the sperm they needed for artificial insemination at home.

That's good thinking.
 
2013-10-24 12:18:21 AM  
Shouldn't they already know how to build their own?
 
2013-10-24 12:36:31 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Shouldn't they already know how to build their own?


Just because someone is an expert at building dikes doesn't automatically mean they are good at building homes
 
2013-10-24 02:38:51 AM  
Hot lesbian couple demand bigger, taxpayer-funded house. Why? Because they're farking LESBIANS, that's why (w/pics)

dayofthejedi.com
 
2013-10-24 03:11:42 AM  
Does that one look like Ozzy Osbourne?
 
2013-10-24 03:13:05 AM  
FTA: "due to tough new benefit cap rules their housing payments were slashed and the pair were evicted from their £850-a-month rented home.However, their £608-a-week B&B room is paid for by the taxpayer"

Seems someone didn't think their cunning cost-cutting plan all the way through...
 
2013-10-24 03:14:48 AM  
Smoking hot subby. The line is smoking hot.
 
2013-10-24 03:15:10 AM  
I give one a 6/10, the other a 4/10.

Not hideous, but then again, they're British.
 
2013-10-24 03:16:12 AM  
I love how British people say "fell" pregnant, like it's an illness.
 
2013-10-24 03:21:35 AM  
In other news, thanks to three decades of selling off social housing, it now costs £58000 a year to maintain a family in a single room.

Good job the Conservatives would never repeat that social catastrophe. Oh, wait...
 
2013-10-24 03:25:42 AM  
Kissing girls, not kissing you.
 
2013-10-24 03:32:47 AM  
images.lazygamer.net
 
2013-10-24 03:35:23 AM  

Fafai: I love how British people say "fell" pregnant, like it's an illness.


I swear, dad, she just tripped and fell onto my dick.
 
2013-10-24 03:36:24 AM  
She liked it...

userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-10-24 03:36:55 AM  
Because of the new benefits cap, they lost housing benefits to their £850 flat and now the government is paying £608 a *week* (£2635 a month) for a room in a B&B? There is something very wrong with Tory policies on benefits.
 
2013-10-24 03:46:03 AM  

iserlohn: Because of the new benefits cap, they lost housing benefits to their £850 flat and now the government is paying £608 a *week* (£2635 a month) for a room in a B&B? There is something very wrong with Tory policies on benefits.


I was told there would be no math. And pictures of hot lesbians.

i.qkme.me
 
2013-10-24 03:48:41 AM  
Daily Star? Two people who with frowns worthy of Churchill? Sure, this story is 100% legit and not at all staged to rile up the Daily Fail's audience.
 
2013-10-24 03:50:53 AM  
Lesbians should definitely be having kids
 
2013-10-24 03:56:35 AM  
Haven't there been cases where the gov has paid for lesbians' artificial insemination/test tube babies? Also lezzies seeking child support from sperm donors and winning their case? Awesome equality there, ladies.
 
2013-10-24 04:01:09 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Lesbians should definitely be having kids


Why shouldn't they?

/Really, you are more reasonable than that, DJTD
 
2013-10-24 04:04:51 AM  
These ladies look farking pissed.
 
2013-10-24 04:04:53 AM  
Come to America! At least the California half of the country. We have many same-sex couples with children. No one cares, really. No, really, you can stop complaining now, no one minds. In fact, we kind of like you people. Our kids play with your kids. No living-expenses stipends, though. Or is that a deal-breaker?
 
2013-10-24 04:06:22 AM  
We got loads of abuse in the streets and one time we got a letter through the door saying we were disgusting and didn't deserve to have children.

That has nothing to do with your sexuality, ladies.
 
2013-10-24 04:16:01 AM  

Fafai: I love how British people say "fell" pregnant, like it's an illness.


It is. Fetuses are similar to parasites...

I like how you're all jumping on them though when The Star is pretty much equivalent to (or worse than) the Daily Fail. I'd like to see a breakdown of this '53k'; I'm betting a lot of that is not cash, and is instead the value of healthcare and services for the kids.

This is a nice one too: "The couple, from Ashford, Kent, have also posted YouTube clips of them happily dancing in the home where they claim they were made miserable by abuse".

God forbid the 'poors' have good times as well as bad. This article is terrible.
 
2013-10-24 04:19:43 AM  
What's the deal with the pics in these British websites?  No matter what the story is they get the people to pose.  "Hey you two assholes complaining about free shiat SAY CHEESE!"   "CHEEEESSSEEE"
 
2013-10-24 04:22:19 AM  
So basically the Tories have spent a lot more money than was being spent on idiots in the first place in order to not spend so much money on idiots? So if they would have just gone after their own idiot money in the first place instead of trying to get the idiot money back from other idiots, then the rest of us would have saved a lot of cash?
 
2013-10-24 04:26:32 AM  

ghostfacekillahrabbit: So basically the Tories have spent a lot more money than was being spent on idiots in the first place in order to not spend so much money on idiots? So if they would have just gone after their own idiot money in the first place instead of trying to get the idiot money back from other idiots, then the rest of us would have saved a lot of cash?


Better to spend $100 on a security system than to let a thief steal $1.
 
2013-10-24 04:27:29 AM  

ladyfortuna: This is a nice one too: "The couple, from Ashford, Kent, have also posted YouTube clips of them happily dancing in the home where they claim they were made miserable by abuse".

God forbid the 'poors' have good times as well as bad. This article is terrible.


Yeah that part was awful.
 
2013-10-24 04:28:58 AM  

ghostfacekillahrabbit: ladyfortuna: This is a nice one too: "The couple, from Ashford, Kent, have also posted YouTube clips of them happily dancing in the home where they claim they were made miserable by abuse".

God forbid the 'poors' have good times as well as bad. This article is terrible.

Yeah that part was awful.


'Good times' subsidized by others.
 
2013-10-24 04:33:41 AM  

robohobo: ghostfacekillahrabbit: So basically the Tories have spent a lot more money than was being spent on idiots in the first place in order to not spend so much money on idiots? So if they would have just gone after their own idiot money in the first place instead of trying to get the idiot money back from other idiots, then the rest of us would have saved a lot of cash?

Better to spend $100 on a security system than to let a thief steal $1.


Yeah, I knew a senile old lady who bought a 20k security system for her house in a neighborhood where the average lifetime loss from theft was probably under ten bucks. It was sad.
 
2013-10-24 04:34:37 AM  

robohobo: ghostfacekillahrabbit: ladyfortuna: This is a nice one too: "The couple, from Ashford, Kent, have also posted YouTube clips of them happily dancing in the home where they claim they were made miserable by abuse".

God forbid the 'poors' have good times as well as bad. This article is terrible.

Yeah that part was awful.

'Good times' subsidized by others.


Dancing for a minute and taking a video, probably with a regular cell phone (statistically), is such a big deal you have to point fingers about who paid for it?
 
2013-10-24 04:39:05 AM  
I'll munch carpet for a living, if that's all it takes ;)
 
2013-10-24 04:40:23 AM  
FTA:
"It does feel like we were persecuted against because of our sexuality and I think the council needs to show us some sympathy"

How about I sympathy my foot up your ass, freeloader? If I had my way, you'd get a tall glass of STFU and like it.

And they have 4 kids. That's 4 more culture of entitlement freeloaders to have from cradle to grave.

People like this are a cancer of modern culture, and should be excised as such, and discarded as such.
 
2013-10-24 04:45:16 AM  

ladyfortuna: robohobo: ghostfacekillahrabbit: ladyfortuna: This is a nice one too: "The couple, from Ashford, Kent, have also posted YouTube clips of them happily dancing in the home where they claim they were made miserable by abuse".

God forbid the 'poors' have good times as well as bad. This article is terrible.

Yeah that part was awful.

'Good times' subsidized by others.

Dancing for a minute and taking a video, probably with a regular cell phone (statistically), is such a big deal you have to point fingers about who paid for it?


These ladies ARE living completely on taxpayer subsidies. I would assume, being England, this includes cell phone and internet service, which, this being Fark, many would argue as essential as food and water. I don't buy the not being able to secure a job. Where are the fathers from their 'previous hetero' relationships? Why aren't they being held accountable?
 
2013-10-24 04:45:28 AM  
I guess the "poors shaming" schtick was getting a bit stale, so the British tabloids had to add a new twist to the poutrage.

Whatever it takes for clickbait.
 
2013-10-24 04:46:33 AM  

ghostfacekillahrabbit: robohobo: ghostfacekillahrabbit: So basically the Tories have spent a lot more money than was being spent on idiots in the first place in order to not spend so much money on idiots? So if they would have just gone after their own idiot money in the first place instead of trying to get the idiot money back from other idiots, then the rest of us would have saved a lot of cash?

Better to spend $100 on a security system than to let a thief steal $1.

Yeah, I knew a senile old lady who bought a 20k security system for her house in a neighborhood where the average lifetime loss from theft was probably under ten bucks. It was sad.


I had a crazy old great aunt who said she had a man living in her house, because she could hear his alarm clock going off to wake him for work.

So she covered the entire front and back staircases with flour and would look for footprints in the evenings.
 
2013-10-24 04:48:52 AM  
Hey, we're lesbians, we don't choose to get naturally pregnant, so let's make everyone pay for the mad scientist to knock us up. Seems fair, right? And not just once, but twice, because we deserve it.
 
2013-10-24 04:50:31 AM  
So, what happens when lesbians split up? Ie, if they both have vaginas they can't use the old trumped up domestic trick to get the other thrown out? Who pays? Is it the one who is most butch or do they just pick the nearest guy, kick them out of their house and make them pay for the next 20 years? Maybe a neighbour?
 
2013-10-24 04:52:28 AM  

zzrhardy: So, what happens when lesbians split up? Ie, if they both have vaginas they can't use the old trumped up domestic trick to get the other thrown out? Who pays? Is it the one who is most butch or do they just pick the nearest guy, kick them out of their house and make them pay for the next 20 years? Maybe a neighbour?


Everyone. Everyone pays, because they JUST HAD to unnaturally have children.
 
2013-10-24 05:03:35 AM  
FTFA:
Lisa already had son Devon, seven, and Carrie-Ann had son Dillon, eight, from their previous heterosexual relationships.

One had a kid at 15. the other at 23

Despite no prospects for work they wanted another baby and persuaded a male friend to donate the sperm they needed for artificial insemination at home.

He'll be "donating" child support for the crotchfruit as soon as they get kicked out of the council house

They both fell pregnant at the same time and last year Lisa gave birth to Tommy, now 16 months and partner Carrie-Ann had daughter Calise, now 14 months.

Fell pregnant? what happened, they trip, fall and land on a dick?
 
2013-10-24 05:13:15 AM  
Maybe ladies its not because you're lesbians, but rather farking assholes.
 
2013-10-24 05:17:29 AM  

Fafai: I love how British people say "fell" pregnant, like it's an illness.


well, it's an infection at least.
 
2013-10-24 05:29:26 AM  
NO
 
2013-10-24 05:35:03 AM  
IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME EVERYTHING I WANT AND KISS MY ASS FOR LETTING YOU, YOU ARE -

[   ] - racist
[   ] - anti Semitic
[   ] - sexist
[√ ] - homophobic

Sh*t gets monotonous, doesn't it?

Oh, btw, as an oppressed white male (I mean, I'm poor, so I must be oppressed) I hereby demand a nicer car.  Tut suite.  Chop chop, you racist, sexist monkeys.
 
2013-10-24 05:40:42 AM  
This rag is aimed at "lunch bucket conservatives" who would love to see the clock turned back to Dickensian times.

"Are there no prisons? are there no workhouses?"
 
2013-10-24 05:44:12 AM  
This story cannot possibly be true. People do not abuse public benefits; it's that simple. In fact, I'd argue that the idea of "abusing" a PUBLIC benefit is itself absurd. Heaven forbid people are actually helped by the government. Bigots need to STFU and pay their taxes.
 
2013-10-24 05:47:14 AM  
Give me a roof because I'm homeless.
Check.
Give me food because I'm hungry.
Check.
Give me medicine because I am infirm.
Check.
Give me clothes because I'm cold and dressed in rags.
Check.
Give me a nicer free place to live because I have sex with other women and we got kids and sh*t.
No.  F*ck you.
 
2013-10-24 05:54:25 AM  
being unattractive unnaturally-breeding caps-lock lesbos is just the cherry on this deadbeat dogpile... mmm, that's good hatin
 
2013-10-24 05:55:25 AM  
It does take a certain minimum amount of space to effectively lez out.
 
2013-10-24 06:06:11 AM  
A UK welfare moocher story? How did the Daily Mail let themselves get scooped?!?
 
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