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(The Raw Story)   Texas hunting club is concerned about conservation, so it decides that auctioning a safari to bag a black rhino would be an excellent idea   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Texas, Dallas Observer, conservations, Texas hunting, Namibian, Wildlife Services  
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2762 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Oct 2013 at 12:11 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-24 12:14:59 AM  
12 votes:


2013-10-24 12:49:27 AM  
3 votes:
Texas hunting club is concerned about conservation, so it decides that auctioning a safari to bag a black

Most Texans stopped reading there because they already blew their load.
2013-10-24 12:44:07 AM  
3 votes:
"Texas hunting club is concerned about conservation, so it decides that auctioning a safari to bag a black Attractive and Successful African American rhino would be an excellent idea"

2013-10-24 01:10:13 AM  
2 votes:

maxheck: If you want to shoot something fierce and meaner than you in Texas, shoot the boars.

I'm a liberal white kid from the suburbs, but a helicopter hog hunt in Texas is on my bucket list.  I'll even pay extra to mount some speakers outside the chopper and blast Wagner while engaging potential bacon with my AK.
2013-10-24 12:20:07 AM  
2 votes:
We must kill the rhino in order to save it!
2013-10-24 08:46:51 AM  
1 vote:
So far, the only justification for killing a member of an endangered species is, "It sticks it to the libs."

There are better, more ethical ways to fundraise for a conservation effort.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go organize a pie eating contest to raise money for the American Bulimia Association.
2013-10-24 07:56:43 AM  
1 vote:

Fark It: That money that comes into the economy via these permit auctions and the travel and tourism surrounding such ventures is competition against money from poaching.

The rhinos benefit (well, except the one that got shot), the locals benefit, it funds conservation, and lets the PETA crowd get outraged, with a side order of class warfare for the Occupy folks.

Sounds like a win all around to me.
2013-10-24 03:52:49 AM  
1 vote:
Preserve trees you get out of control wildfires
Preserve wildlife you get disease ridden herds on land that cannot support them.

I just love it when nature gives you libtard fernsniffers the fist up the ass.
2013-10-24 02:30:18 AM  
1 vote:

Liam Burns: Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas.

What was he doing in your pajamas?

/Seriously. Do I have to do everything around here?
2013-10-24 02:15:07 AM  
1 vote:
Time for a Texas tag.
2013-10-24 01:10:23 AM  
1 vote:
There are still rhinos??
2013-10-24 01:09:23 AM  
1 vote:

Getting hot in these rhinos...

/First thing I thought of.
2013-10-24 12:52:45 AM  
1 vote:
Well of course they care about conservation.  They have taken it upon themselves to conserve valuable hunting grounds that most people can't access, in order to conserve animal stocks that they can prey upon for sport.  What kind of liberal bunny hugger can't get behind that?
2013-10-24 12:19:37 AM  
1 vote:
I had to read that several times before it stopped saying "auctioning a safari bag to a black rhino."

I had to read that several times, but it never stopped saying "U.S. ish and Wildlife Service."
2013-10-24 12:15:58 AM  
1 vote:
You are not helping.
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