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(Blabbermouth)   Metal fan deicides there isn't enough "death" at his death metal show, slashes three fans throats. Brutal   (blabbermouth.net) divider line 100
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2013-10-24 01:35:18 AM
1to10reviews.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-24 01:35:48 AM
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-10-24 01:36:11 AM
They should burn a right side up cross into his forehead as punishment.
 
2013-10-24 01:36:25 AM
Nice reference in the headline, subs.
 
2013-10-24 01:36:36 AM
All three are expected to survive.
 
2013-10-24 01:37:12 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-24 01:38:04 AM

Alphax: All three are expected to survive.


If you're going to do it, do it right.
 
2013-10-24 01:39:25 AM
This threads is alreadys like the exacts opposites of dildos.

userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-10-24 01:40:04 AM
Hour long new Metalocalypse episode this sunday by the way.
 
2013-10-24 01:41:10 AM

farkingismybusiness: Hour long new Metalocalypse episode this sunday by the way.


And apparently THAT is why the Gods of Metal guided me to this thread.


Thanks for the heads up!!!!!

=D
 
2013-10-24 01:43:19 AM

justalittledonedout: Alphax: All three are expected to survive.

If you're going to do it, do it right.


images4.wikia.nocookie.net
Approves
 
2013-10-24 01:43:59 AM

radarlove: farkingismybusiness: Hour long new Metalocalypse episode this sunday by the way.

And apparently THAT is why the Gods of Metal guided me to this thread.


Thanks for the heads up!!!!!

=D


I do not a bad job but always a good.
 
2013-10-24 01:47:34 AM
"Told ya, heheh."
cdn.thedailybeast.com
 
2013-10-24 01:47:45 AM
I don't know, once you start advocating the murder of gods, killing humans doesn't seem like that big of a deal anymore.
 
2013-10-24 01:53:11 AM
Already bin dun

www.watchcartoononline.com
i.cdn.turner.com

Unrelated but while I was hunting for those pics i found a pic of George Takai in a nun's habit, with video

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-10-24 01:53:23 AM
ThHMHC thread?
 
2013-10-24 02:01:28 AM
Metal fan?

i30.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-24 02:02:54 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-24 02:03:23 AM
What?!  They didn't sign the Pain Waivers?  Ofdensen is gonna be pissed....
 
2013-10-24 02:03:30 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-24 02:06:24 AM
"For an art show, there would be more of a visual search, although we still would need to have large bags opened to ensure that alcohol and other prohibited items were not brought into the venue," they said. "For some genres, the search is more protracted to ensure that illicit drugs, etc. are kept out of the building, and we also do not allow large spiked jewelry, chains, or anything along those lines that might be used as a weapon. Last night there was a combination of bag searches and patdowns."

I think, after the lawsuits, if they are still around, all shows will be full patdown, bag searches & metal detector.
 
2013-10-24 02:06:56 AM

cretinbob: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x282]


That's not appropriate.  You can see his junk....through his jumpsuit.

/His name is Dr. Rockzo, The Rock n' Roll Clown
//He does cocaine.
///Gentlemen, that's all we know.
 
2013-10-24 02:07:32 AM
Jesus fights back against Deicide.
 
2013-10-24 02:12:21 AM
www.metalsucks.net
 
2013-10-24 02:12:25 AM
Sounds like revengancers.
 
2013-10-24 02:14:16 AM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

One of their props?
 
2013-10-24 02:16:39 AM
Ctrl + F
throat

Funny how I got no results for that term in the article.
Another lying Fark headline, what a surprise.
 
2013-10-24 02:17:54 AM
This tread deserves:

i.canvasugc.com

i117.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-24 02:21:27 AM

RatMaster999: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 624x352]

One of their props?


What the hell happened to the rib cage?
 
2013-10-24 02:23:21 AM

Alphax: RatMaster999: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 624x352]

One of their props?

What the hell happened to the rib cage?


Bloody Eagle?
 
2013-10-24 02:25:17 AM

Begoggle: Ctrl + F
throat

Funny how I got no results for that term in the article.
Another lying Fark headline, what a surprise.


Update: El Paso radio station KLAQ 95.5FM is reporting that not one, but three individuals were attacked during the Oct. 22 Deicide / Broken Hope show. The station reported the following second-hand account:

"At the downstairs bar, an altercation began between a man and other bar patrons. A man attacked three other men at the bar, slashing them with a box cutter. Tricky Falls security, bartenders and concert goers all disarmed the assailant and apprehended him until the police arrived. The three men all had stab wounds to the neck, that were later described as more of slashes, from ear to ear. The three men were all up and walking before the paramedics and police arrived. The attacker was arrested and taken into custody immediately by police. The men are said to still be in the hospital in stable condition but we are waiting for an update on all of their conditions. The ages of the individuals wounded are said to be in their 20′s or 30′s and the attacker looked to be about 30 something."

Looks legit.

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Vote Benton.
 
2013-10-24 02:32:18 AM

Snargi: "For an art show, there would be more of a visual search, although we still would need to have large bags opened to ensure that alcohol and other prohibited items were not brought into the venue," they said. "For some genres, the search is more protracted to ensure that illicit drugs, etc. are kept out of the building, and we also do not allow large spiked jewelry, chains, or anything along those lines that might be used as a weapon. Last night there was a combination of bag searches and patdowns."

I think, after the lawsuits, if they are still around, all shows will be full patdown, bag searches & metal detector.


Sounds like our local venue here The Roseland. For some farking reason all the bands I want to see play there and their security staff are power-mad thugs. Bag search, pat down AND a metal detector? It's a Pretty Lights show, not a farking international flight.
 
2013-10-24 02:32:44 AM

Tellingthem: [www.metalsucks.net image 850x314]


Goddamnit. I totally would've kicked in a tenner if I knew he was crowdsourcing a third album.
 
2013-10-24 02:33:17 AM
Slashes 3 peoples' throats at a Deicide concert.

Aiming a little low there, aren't ya, dude?
 
2013-10-24 02:35:44 AM

saintwrathchild: Tellingthem: [www.metalsucks.net image 850x314]

Goddamnit. I totally would've kicked in a tenner if I knew he was crowdsourcing a third album.


Might be the only record he puts out for awhile...
 
2013-10-24 02:37:01 AM

farkingismybusiness: radarlove: farkingismybusiness: Hour long new Metalocalypse episode this sunday by the way.

And apparently THAT is why the Gods of Metal guided me to this thread.


Thanks for the heads up!!!!!

=D

I do not a bad job but always a good.


Is that what you most can't the least?
 
2013-10-24 02:39:20 AM
Jesus didst smite them.
 
2013-10-24 02:47:42 AM

Tellingthem: Might be the only record he puts out for awhile...


Eesh. Totally forgot about that (not that I care about AILD anyway). Hiring a hitman? Yeah, that's a paddlin'.
 
mhd
2013-10-24 02:49:57 AM
Corollary to Venkman's Law: If someone asks you if you're a god at a "Deicide" concert, you say no.
 
2013-10-24 03:37:29 AM
Can anybody explain to me what the attraction of death metal is? Well, besides the feeling naughty for ignoring societys taboos.

To me the music sound like noise with a beat, and the texts all talk about destroying anything positive in life.
 
2013-10-24 03:43:07 AM

radarlove: This threads is alreadys like the exacts opposites of dildos.

[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x282]


All in all, a metal fan is the exact opposite of a dildo.

/though you could try
//though I, wouldn't.
 
2013-10-24 03:45:03 AM
HAMBURGER TIME
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-10-24 03:54:49 AM

Brutal Momentum Loss: All in all, a metal fan is the exact opposite of a dildo.


Not seeing much vagina?
 
2013-10-24 03:58:51 AM

ultramarinblaa: Can anybody explain to me what the attraction of death metal is? Well, besides the feeling naughty for ignoring societys taboos.

To me the music sound like noise with a beat, and the texts all talk about destroying anything positive in life.


Explaining the appeal of a particular type of music to a non-fan is extremely difficult because it's largely subjective. What you might see as life negating, others see as cathartic. You hear noise whereas someone with an appreciation and knowledge of the music will be able to discern variations and progressions that distinguishes the sound of one band from another.
 
2013-10-24 04:06:32 AM

ultramarinblaa: Can anybody explain to me what the attraction of death metal is? Well, besides the feeling naughty for ignoring societys taboos.

To me the music sound like noise with a beat, and the texts all talk about destroying anything positive in life.


It sounds like hate and rage. When that's all you feel, you look for it outside too....

Then you have metal nerds who care about things like time signatures and blow their load anytime plays chords at 300 bpm. Prog and death metal are always competing for the most outlandish and pretentious abuse of melodic convention.
 
2013-10-24 04:07:24 AM

hardinparamedic: Brutal Momentum Loss: All in all, a metal fan is the exact opposite of a dildo.

Not seeing much vagina?


Well, I was thinking of the actual rotating tool commonly known as "Finger Nemesis" and "The Korean Killer". 
But hey, you're entitled to have your own opinion on headbangers (who, coincidentally are sometimes known as "Finger Nemesis and "The Korean Killer").
 
2013-10-24 04:07:34 AM
But I like Goa/Psy, so I don't exactly have a leg to stand on here.
 
2013-10-24 04:08:15 AM
The victims suffered apparent cuts to their heads, neck, and chest

Looks like he couldn't Deicide on method of killing
 
2013-10-24 04:26:46 AM

Snapper Carr: ultramarinblaa: Can anybody explain to me what the attraction of death metal is? Well, besides the feeling naughty for ignoring societys taboos.

To me the music sound like noise with a beat, and the texts all talk about destroying anything positive in life.

Explaining the appeal of a particular type of music to a non-fan is extremely difficult because it's largely subjective. What you might see as life negating, others see as cathartic. You hear noise whereas someone with an appreciation and knowledge of the music will be able to discern variations and progressions that distinguishes the sound of one band from another.


I mostly listen to symphonic or gothic metal these days.  When listening to a band like Sirenia, the words are mostly about hope being lost and dreams being shattered, but I hardly notice that, when the words are sung by a petite Spanish woman, backed up by Norwegian gothic metal.  It just sounds too pretty to care about the words.
 
2013-10-24 04:30:11 AM

ultramarinblaa: texts all talk about destroying anything positive in life.


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