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(LA Times)   The man told police he was trying to get high on propane while also trying to charge his cellphone - a multitasking no-no, according to firefighters   (latimes.com) divider line 44
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2013-10-23 03:47:33 PM
Fun fact: Affordable Propane fuel cell power systems are going to hit the market soon.

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2013-10-23 03:54:40 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-10-23 05:16:37 PM
Over in two.
 
2013-10-23 05:40:02 PM

RexTalionis: Fun fact: Affordable Propane fuel cell power systems are going to hit the market soon.


Will they get me high, though?
 
2013-10-23 06:14:41 PM
Wait. I've done a lot of drugs so I'm surprised to hear that people huff freakin propane??!! Isn't that more expensive than spray paint or a bottle of MD 20/20?
 
2013-10-23 06:15:12 PM
Ah yes. A play on the old "don't use a cell phone whilst filling your petrol tank".  Also, it wasn't propane... it was Jenkum.
 
2013-10-23 06:15:26 PM
But he didn't have propane accessories.
 
2013-10-23 06:15:33 PM
veryaware.com
 
2013-10-23 06:15:40 PM
 
2013-10-23 06:19:55 PM
indruwriter.files.wordpress.com

Wants his propane back, and will kill to get it.
 
2013-10-23 06:22:29 PM
Amber Lee, did she have another job before becoming a reporter.
 
2013-10-23 06:22:46 PM
Drivin' that train, high on propane...
 
2013-10-23 06:23:28 PM
Casey Jones you'd better watch your speed.
 
2013-10-23 06:26:21 PM
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Propane.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSBNz2tNn_Q      (SFW)
 
2013-10-23 06:27:09 PM
man, Americans do love getting high.
 
2013-10-23 06:28:19 PM

uncleacid: Amber Lee, did she have another job before becoming a reporter.


Apparently it's a very common porn name. Thanks for making me do a search. No, seriously, THANKS!
 
2013-10-23 06:32:33 PM
Since this had the Advice tag...how THE HELL do you get high on propane??

/can imagine someone get high and say "oooh, man. Now I need a smoke"
 
2013-10-23 06:33:24 PM

Linux_Yes: She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Propane.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSBNz2tNn_Q      (SFW)


No, no, no!

Try this

If you wanna get warm
When you're down on the farm
Propane
If you live in the sticks
And your income is fixed
Propane

Its so high, its so high, its so high
Propane

When your grandma gets old
You can't let her get cold
Propane
When your cousin, she's hot
But your fingers are not
Propane


When your tank's out of gas
And you're freezing your ass
Propane
When you're sure that you're farked
Here comes that big ol' truck
Propane
 
2013-10-23 06:39:24 PM

Nick Nostril: Ah yes. A play on the old "don't use a cell phone whilst filling your petrol tank".  Also, it wasn't propane... it was Jenkum.


Not quite as dumb as attempting to siphon gas out of a car using a leaf blower.

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2013-10-23 06:42:25 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: [img.fark.net image 259x194]


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2013-10-23 06:43:27 PM
@ $4.04 a gallon for propane, I recommend cheap meth, preferably made in the sink in a mobile home up on blocks. The cost savings will be tremendous.

Cigarette Lighter Rule still applies.
 
2013-10-23 06:43:53 PM

fusillade762: Nick Nostril: Ah yes. A play on the old "don't use a cell phone whilst filling your petrol tank".  Also, it wasn't propane... it was Jenkum.

Not quite as dumb as attempting to siphon gas out of a car using a leaf blower.

[www.baynews9.com image 676x483]


files.abovetopsecret.com
 
2013-10-23 06:44:43 PM
i238.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-23 07:09:27 PM
cdn.meme.li

Because FIRE
 
2013-10-23 07:10:05 PM

a particular individual: Linux_Yes: She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Propane.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSBNz2tNn_Q      (SFW)

No, no, no!

Try this

If you wanna get warm
When you're down on the farm
Propane
If you live in the sticks
And your income is fixed
Propane

Its so high, its so high, its so high
Propane

When your grandma gets old
You can't let her get cold
Propane
When your cousin, she's hot
But your fingers are not
Propane


When your tank's out of gas
And you're freezing your ass
Propane
When you're sure that you're farked
Here comes that big ol' truck
Propane



MUCH better.  i stand corrected.
 
2013-10-23 07:26:46 PM

Danger Avoid Death: uncleacid: Amber Lee, did she have another job before becoming a reporter.

Apparently it's a very common porn name.


So, she tastes the meat, but not the heat?
 
2013-10-23 07:29:39 PM
Don't give Rockso any ideas!!!
 
2013-10-23 07:30:14 PM

uncleacid: Amber Lee, did she have another job before becoming a reporter.


Tank wipe.

Head to feet, you don't cause a leak. Feet to head, everyone's dead.
 
2013-10-23 07:33:15 PM

a particular individual: Linux_Yes: She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Propane.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSBNz2tNn_Q      (SFW)

No, no, no!

Try this

If you wanna get warm
When you're down on the farm
Propane
If you live in the sticks
And your income is fixed
Propane

Its so high, its so high, its so high
Propane

When your grandma gets old
You can't let her get cold
Propane
When your cousin, she's hot
But your fingers are not
Propane


When your tank's out of gas
And you're freezing your ass
Propane
When you're sure that you're farked
Here comes that big ol' truck
Propane


Thanks, I've been looking for that.
 
2013-10-23 07:56:34 PM
But Mythbusters assured me that the cell phone/gas pump thing was bogus!

<Reads article>  plugged in his cellphone charger while huffing propane inside the cab

Well, carry on then.

/Also, came for the Pinkard & Bowden reference.

//Well done, everyone, good night.
 
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2013-10-23 08:22:29 PM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net

"Get the high and not the fi.......er"
 
2013-10-23 08:27:36 PM
Sky high, perhaps. As in 'Blown sky high'
 
2013-10-23 08:33:15 PM

RexTalionis: Fun fact: Affordable Propane fuel cell power systems are going to hit the market soon.


God I can only hope.
 
2013-10-23 08:57:41 PM
i1.ytimg.com

Time to light that flame
 
2013-10-23 10:00:33 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: [img.fark.net image 259x194]


YOU WIN INTERNETZ

/magnificent bastard
 
2013-10-23 10:03:13 PM

Linux_Yes: She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Propane.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSBNz2tNn_Q      (SFW)


DAMMIT

That's possibly as good as the "DAMMIT BOBBY" pic

You guys er killin me
 
2013-10-23 11:07:44 PM
A woman that I know just came from North Hollywood
She smiled because I did not understand.
Then she held out a ten gal can of propane
She said it was the finest in the land...
 
2013-10-24 12:06:27 AM
How exactly does one get high on propane?  Is it just oxygen displacement?


Unobtanium: But Mythbusters assured me that the cell phone/gas pump thing was bogus!

<Reads article>  plugged in his cellphone charger while huffing propane inside the cab

Well, carry on then.

/Also, came for the Pinkard & Bowden reference.

//Well done, everyone, good night.


Busted myths are bullshiat.  You can't use science to prove that something is impossible, at best you can prove that it is very unlikely to happen.

/this is why you can't use science to prove that god doesn't exist
 
2013-10-24 12:43:59 AM

RogermcAllen: How exactly does one get high on propane?  Is it just oxygen displacement?


Who knows. Hell, they don't fully understand how nitrous oxide gives you a buzz but it does.
 
2013-10-24 01:32:41 AM

jake_lex: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Time to light that flame


HAHAAAA!!!! I immediately thought of Laheys drunk arse singing "Propaaane, Propaaaane"
 
2013-10-24 01:34:59 AM

fusillade762: RogermcAllen: How exactly does one get high on propane?  Is it just oxygen displacement?

Who knows. Hell, they don't fully understand how nitrous oxide gives you a buzz but it does.

Oh yesssss. The old hippy crack. Widespread Panic concerts are a great place to find the man with the tank. I miss those days!

 
2013-10-24 03:06:19 AM

fusillade762: RogermcAllen: How exactly does one get high on propane?  Is it just oxygen displacement?

Who knows. Hell, they don't fully understand how nitrous oxide gives you a buzz but it does.


Lots of FDA-approved medications come with the following sentence:

"The actual mechanism of action of ___________ is unknown... It is believed..."

If the scientists can't figure it out, but get the drug to market, then something works. Doesn't mean it's a great idea, but it does something. I imagine propane does something, I just have no interest in trying to prove it scientifically nor casually.
 
2013-10-24 08:17:05 AM
"He is the luckiest guy in the world".

Oh yeah. And your definition of lucky is what exactly? Doubt this guy's gonna wake up in a mansion surrounded by Playmates and Penthouse Pets in the morning. More like behind the dumpster of a Home Depot trying to get drunk off of gasoline and mouthwash.
 
2013-10-24 07:35:12 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: fusillade762: RogermcAllen: How exactly does one get high on propane?  Is it just oxygen displacement?

Who knows. Hell, they don't fully understand how nitrous oxide gives you a buzz but it does.

Lots of FDA-approved medications come with the following sentence:

"The actual mechanism of action of ___________ is unknown... It is believed..."

If the scientists can't figure it out, but get the drug to market, then something works. Doesn't mean it's a great idea, but it does something. I imagine propane does something, I just have no interest in trying to prove it scientifically nor casually.


Yeah, I hear that one during Lunesta ads in particular.
 
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