SirTanon: "Does this beard make me look manly?"
Cerebral Knievel: I long for the day when our long national nightmare to be over, the day that people, when seeing my giant beard, will once again shout out "HEY! ZZ TOP!" in stead of "HEY! DUCK DYNASTY!"
Esroc: I'm sporting a massive unkempt hobo beard. But it's only because I don't give enough of a fark to shave./fark people and their opinions on how someone should look.
elev8meL8r: Cerebral Knievel: I long for the day when our long national nightmare to be over, the day that people, when seeing my giant beard, will once again shout out "HEY! ZZ TOP!" in stead of "HEY! DUCK DYNASTY!"I get those both in relatively equal proportions. Although we're approaching the holidays, so I suppose I can look forward to trading some of those out for "HEY! Do you work as a mall Santa?"
way south: My studies have shown that beards are associated with people who hate to shave, or broke their electric razor./It is suspected that this group may also have excessive hair on other parts of their bodies/but the researcher didn't bother to check.
ecmoRandomNumbers: Long beards are the creepiest thing a man can wear. It's like sex repellent.
Clemkadidlefark: A long beard reminds of the Pressman on our two-color A.B.Dick 360 press.We warned him and warned him, then one day ...BAM face first into the machinery.
WalMartian: ecmoRandomNumbers: Long beards are the creepiest thing a man can wear. It's like sex repellent.True that. There is nothing remotely sexy about a long-azz, unkempt, God-knows-what's-living-in-there beard. Any woman sharing a bed with one of those should stop all ladyscaping.
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