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(WLWT)   Mugger tries to take purse from 67-year-old woman. Emphasis on "tries"   (wlwt.com) divider line 17
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2013-10-23 05:22:32 PM
Drat, I wanted to see the guy knocked on his bum and beaten by the old lady.
 
2013-10-23 05:22:34 PM
CSB time!

My paternal grandmother once hit the same state trooper three separate times in one night. In her car. The trooper was less than amused.

/ full disclosure; they were both in cars; and it was icy out
 
2013-10-23 05:26:36 PM
Who's the guy in red that wanders up, assesses the situation, and decides that, meh, it's not worth interrupting, then wanders off?
 
2013-10-23 05:26:37 PM
just give him the damn skittles already!
 
2013-10-23 05:33:32 PM
And he would have succeeded too, if not for those meddling commuters....
 
2013-10-23 05:36:12 PM
I'm surprised by how angry this makes me. I want to hit those guys in the head with a hammer.
 
2013-10-23 05:36:52 PM
And then along comes Mary.
 
2013-10-23 05:46:46 PM
Get your ass kicked by 70 year old woman.... Wow that sounds like the kinda guy that will do real well in PMITA prison.
 
2013-10-23 05:58:53 PM
Mom's 69 (shaddup!), and I pity da foo who tries to mug her ...
 
2013-10-23 06:04:57 PM

FirstDennis: I'm surprised by how angry this makes me. I want to hit those guys in the head balls with a hammer.


FTFY
 
2013-10-23 06:13:50 PM

Hankie Fest: Who's the guy in red that wanders up, assesses the situation, and decides that, meh, it's not worth interrupting, then wanders off?


Looks like the other guy's partner.
 
2013-10-23 06:46:52 PM
Exactly how did he expect to grab a purse by grabbing her neck from behind? I hope they catch him because preying on little, old ladies is farking low. But he has a major case of stupid on top of everything else.
 
2013-10-23 07:40:47 PM
Being stupid, cowardly pussies is now way to go through life dipshiats.
 
2013-10-23 07:56:00 PM
My shubs works in downtown Nati and used to see her every morning going to his office.
He moved to a new building like a month ago or he probably would have been around at the same time.
/small world
 
2013-10-23 09:22:50 PM
Meanwhile, in Arizona, a transient from Chicago attempted to steal the purse of a 67 year old woman, who pulled a gun, kneecapped him, made him pray to his heathen god for forgiveness, then put a round right between his horns, sending him to Hell across lots.  A policeman who observed the event then asked her if he could be of assistance.  For her part, she apologized for "making a mess", and the officer assured her that, after dusk, the coyotes would clean up very thoroughly, so she needn't concern herself.

He then wished her a good day, and they went their separate ways.
 
2013-10-23 10:16:02 PM
Partner in red chickened out. Or he saw it was an old lady and said "she coulda been ma mother, dude".

/A couple of more months and they will learn the skills to mug people properly.
//The neck choke was pretty good as a first try.
///Run and snag is much more effective.
////I give them a 3/10, for the failure of red dude.
 
2013-10-23 11:50:36 PM
Never try to mug women in Cincinnati. We will fight back if not outright kick your ass.

There hasn't been a word invented for the level of cray cray all women here possess. It's something in the water.
 
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