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2013-10-23 04:31:45 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-23 04:58:22 PM
If you want to last longer, yeah.
 
2013-10-23 05:02:40 PM
Not knowing what Forrest Griffin is, I defaulted to a mental image of someone who was half Forrest Gump, half Peter Griffin.

I don't think I'll be needing that condom anymore.
 
2013-10-23 05:04:40 PM
I doubt you'll be thinking about Liz Carmouche either. Or..maybe.
 
2013-10-23 05:05:32 PM
Forrest Griffin would be an incredible fark alias.
 
2013-10-23 05:07:04 PM
www.cdc.gov

Info from the CDC.

The issue of HIV infection in the United States is largely an issue that affects men who have sex with other men and, to a lesser extent, heterosexual African Americans; if you're a white, heterosexual man who doesn't use intravenous drugs then your chances of contracting HIV are almost nil.  However, much of the prevention effort seems aimed at heterosexual, white men.

Maybe instead of Forrest Griffin telling white, heterosexual men to wear a condom we instead aim our prevention efforts at the men who have sex with men and African Americans.
 
2013-10-23 05:07:14 PM
He's getting a lot more tail then you ever will, subby.
 
2013-10-23 05:07:47 PM
www.mmatko.com
They're handles.
 
2013-10-23 05:08:38 PM
Because those HIV test work so well in the porn business.
 
2013-10-23 05:10:26 PM
www.thebuzzmedia.com
 
2013-10-23 05:11:20 PM

meanmutton: [www.cdc.gov image 550x345]

Info from the CDC.

The issue of HIV infection in the United States is largely an issue that affects men who have sex with other men and, to a lesser extent, heterosexual African Americans; if you're a white, heterosexual man who doesn't use intravenous drugs then your chances of contracting HIV are almost nil.  However, much of the prevention effort seems aimed at heterosexual, white men.

Maybe instead of Forrest Griffin telling white, heterosexual men to wear a condom we instead aim our prevention efforts at the men who have sex with men and African Americans.


I read that chart as the group having the highest rate are the White Mainstream Media.
 
2013-10-23 05:11:31 PM
I'm thinking of my Peter.
Griffin.

images.tvrage.com
 
2013-10-23 05:15:27 PM
Why is it the mainstream media has so many VDs?
 
2013-10-23 05:16:11 PM
Cum, Forrest, cum!
 
2013-10-23 05:19:46 PM

Banned on the Run: Cum, Forrest, cum!


Take 2, now with a working image

ilarge.listal.com
 
2013-10-23 05:21:12 PM
Serious questions deserve serious answers. Please read all of this and respond only if you have serious advice.

Recently my wife and I have been trying to spice things up in the bedroom. We ordered a toy online (a sex toy, not a Rubik's cube or something like that) and I had been employing it in my attempts to pleasure her. But this last weekend after DWTS (we TiVo'd it) she flipped the tables and used the toy to penetrate ME.

I talked to Peg (my wife) and we both agree this doesn't make me gay-- but what about sanitation?  I looked at the box the toy came in and although it looks like it's from Nigeria or someplace like that, it's actually from China. Do you think she should put a condom on this before doing it again?  She says that would "slow things down" and has instead suggested we buy some of that blue stuff barbers store their combs and scissors in but I'm not sure I want that in my rear either

Any advice is appreciated. Thanks for the input.
 
2013-10-23 05:21:31 PM

RidersOfLohan: Why is it the mainstream media has so many VDs?


And how do IUDs protect you from AIDS?
 
2013-10-23 05:22:58 PM

meanmutton: [www.cdc.gov image 550x345]

Info from the CDC.

The issue of HIV infection in the United States is largely an issue that affects men who have sex with other men and, to a lesser extent, heterosexual African Americans; if you're a white, heterosexual man who doesn't use intravenous drugs then your chances of contracting HIV are almost nil.  However, much of the prevention effort seems aimed at heterosexual, white men.

Maybe instead of Forrest Griffin telling white, heterosexual men to wear a condom we instead aim our prevention efforts at the men who have sex with men and African Americans.


Just thinking of all the religious wingnuts saying: "See!! We told you so! Plague!!!"

But seriously, Gay Men, use condoms. Because disease still happens even without babby possibilities.
 
2013-10-23 05:25:47 PM

nickdaisy: Serious questions deserve serious answers. Please read all of this and respond only if you have serious advice.

Recently my wife and I have been trying to spice things up in the bedroom. We ordered a toy online (a sex toy, not a Rubik's cube or something like that) and I had been employing it in my attempts to pleasure her. But this last weekend after DWTS (we TiVo'd it) she flipped the tables and used the toy to penetrate ME.

I talked to Peg (my wife) and we both agree this doesn't make me gay-- but what about sanitation?  I looked at the box the toy came in and although it looks like it's from Nigeria or someplace like that, it's actually from China. Do you think she should put a condom on this before doing it again?  She says that would "slow things down" and has instead suggested we buy some of that blue stuff barbers store their combs and scissors in but I'm not sure I want that in my rear either

Any advice is appreciated. Thanks for the input.


Condom use is recommended. Does she really want to put contaminated dildo inside her vagina? Nope.
Also, dish soap and hot water, not the dishwasher.
She's supposed to wash the toys (gently, by hand) when she's done anyway, or yeast infections increase.
Yummy.
 
2013-10-23 05:28:16 PM

tlars699: nickdaisy: Serious questions deserve serious answers. Please read all of this and respond only if you have serious advice.

Recently my wife and I have been trying to spice things up in the bedroom. We ordered a toy online (a sex toy, not a Rubik's cube or something like that) and I had been employing it in my attempts to pleasure her. But this last weekend after DWTS (we TiVo'd it) she flipped the tables and used the toy to penetrate ME.

I talked to Peg (my wife) and we both agree this doesn't make me gay-- but what about sanitation?  I looked at the box the toy came in and although it looks like it's from Nigeria or someplace like that, it's actually from China. Do you think she should put a condom on this before doing it again?  She says that would "slow things down" and has instead suggested we buy some of that blue stuff barbers store their combs and scissors in but I'm not sure I want that in my rear either

Any advice is appreciated. Thanks for the input.

Condom use is recommended. Does she really want to put contaminated dildo inside her vagina? Nope.
Also, dish soap and hot water, not the dishwasher.
She's supposed to wash the toys (gently, by hand) when she's done anyway, or yeast infections increase.
Yummy.


Thank you for the feedback.

Part of our new routine is me doing the dishes wearing some stuff she picked out, so we'll just wash the toy while I'm going through that part of my "training."
 
2013-10-23 05:29:41 PM
When I am putting on a condom I don't...want to be putting on a condom.
 
2013-10-23 05:30:59 PM

nickdaisy: Serious questions deserve serious answers. Please read all of this and respond only if you have serious advice.

Recently my wife and I have been trying to spice things up in the bedroom. We ordered a toy online (a sex toy, not a Rubik's cube or something like that) and I had been employing it in my attempts to pleasure her. But this last weekend after DWTS (we TiVo'd it) she flipped the tables and used the toy to penetrate ME.

I talked to Peg (my wife) and we both agree this doesn't make me gay-- but what about sanitation?  I looked at the box the toy came in and although it looks like it's from Nigeria or someplace like that, it's actually from China. Do you think she should put a condom on this before doing it again?  She says that would "slow things down" and has instead suggested we buy some of that blue stuff barbers store their combs and scissors in but I'm not sure I want that in my rear either

Any advice is appreciated. Thanks for the input.


is this gonna be the friday train wreck thread?
 
2013-10-23 05:35:56 PM
Liz Carmouche a spokesperson for condom use? smh.

Forrest :
www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-10-23 05:38:26 PM

mr lawson: nickdaisy: Serious questions deserve serious answers. Please read all of this and respond only if you have serious advice.

Recently my wife and I have been trying to spice things up in the bedroom. We ordered a toy online (a sex toy, not a Rubik's cube or something like that) and I had been employing it in my attempts to pleasure her. But this last weekend after DWTS (we TiVo'd it) she flipped the tables and used the toy to penetrate ME.

I talked to Peg (my wife) and we both agree this doesn't make me gay-- but what about sanitation?  I looked at the box the toy came in and although it looks like it's from Nigeria or someplace like that, it's actually from China. Do you think she should put a condom on this before doing it again?  She says that would "slow things down" and has instead suggested we buy some of that blue stuff barbers store their combs and scissors in but I'm not sure I want that in my rear either

Any advice is appreciated. Thanks for the input.

is this gonna be the friday train wreck thread?


so you're saying NO to the blue stuff as a sanitizer then?
 
2013-10-23 05:41:22 PM

shanrick: img.fark.net


If thou speak'st false,
Upon the next tree shalt thou hang alive,
Till famine cling thee: if thy speech be sooth,
I care not if thou dost for me as much.
I pull in resolution, and begin
To doubt the equivocation of the fiend
That lies like truth: 'Fear not, till Birnam wood
Do come to Dunsinane:' and now a wood
Comes toward Dunsinane. Arm, arm, and out!


/obscure?
 
2013-10-23 05:49:27 PM
In the true spirit of Forrest Griffin, should you also have your girl finish you off early, and then proceed to run from the bed crying?
 
2013-10-23 06:08:44 PM
Why would Liz Carmouche be a spokesperson? Lesbians have almost no chance of getting HIV, without doing IV drugs
 
2013-10-23 06:49:51 PM
iron de havilland:
If thou speak'st false,
Upon the next tree shalt thou hang alive,
Till famine cling thee: if thy speech be sooth,
I care not if thou dost for me as much.
I pull in resolution, and begin
To doubt the equivocation of the fiend
That lies like truth: 'Fear not, till Birnam wood
Do come to Dunsinane:' and now a wood
Comes toward Dunsinane. Arm, arm, and out!

/obscure?


If that's obscure, I weep.
 
2013-10-23 07:01:36 PM
That pic of some sort of leprous troll named Forrest, well .. g-damn .. won't someone  please help that poor boy with some Photoshopping. Please.
 
2013-10-23 07:22:01 PM

tlars699: nickdaisy: Serious questions deserve serious answers. Please read all of this and respond only if you have serious advice.

Recently my wife and I have been trying to spice things up in the bedroom. We ordered a toy online (a sex toy, not a Rubik's cube or something like that) and I had been employing it in my attempts to pleasure her. But this last weekend after DWTS (we TiVo'd it) she flipped the tables and used the toy to penetrate ME.

I talked to Peg (my wife) and we both agree this doesn't make me gay-- but what about sanitation?  I looked at the box the toy came in and although it looks like it's from Nigeria or someplace like that, it's actually from China. Do you think she should put a condom on this before doing it again?  She says that would "slow things down" and has instead suggested we buy some of that blue stuff barbers store their combs and scissors in but I'm not sure I want that in my rear either

Any advice is appreciated. Thanks for the input.

Condom use is recommended. Does she really want to put contaminated dildo inside her vagina? Nope.
Also, dish soap and hot water, not the dishwasher.
She's supposed to wash the toys (gently, by hand) when she's done anyway, or yeast infections increase.
Yummy.


Get a silicone one. They can go through the dishwasher iirc.
 
2013-10-23 08:24:50 PM

meanmutton: The issue of HIV infection in the United States is largely an issue that affects men who have sex with other men and, to a lesser extent, heterosexual African Americans; if you're a white, heterosexual man who doesn't use intravenous drugs then your chances of contracting HIV are almost nil. However, much of the prevention effort seems aimed at heterosexual, white men.


who are these white hetrosexual men farking? cause that raises your moves your risk level out of the nil value?
 
2013-10-23 08:26:56 PM

Kanemano: meanmutton: The issue of HIV infection in the United States is largely an issue that affects men who have sex with other men and, to a lesser extent, heterosexual African Americans; if you're a white, heterosexual man who doesn't use intravenous drugs then your chances of contracting HIV are almost nil. However, much of the prevention effort seems aimed at heterosexual, white men.

who are these white hetrosexual men farking? cause that raises your risk level out of the nil value?


FTFM
 
HBK
2013-10-24 02:48:44 AM

nickdaisy: Serious questions deserve serious answers. Please read all of this and respond only if you have serious advice.

Recently my wife and I have been trying to spice things up in the bedroom. We ordered a toy online (a sex toy, not a Rubik's cube or something like that) and I had been employing it in my attempts to pleasure her. But this last weekend after DWTS (we TiVo'd it) she flipped the tables and used the toy to penetrate ME.

I talked to Peg (my wife) and we both agree this doesn't make me gay-- but what about sanitation?  I looked at the box the toy came in and although it looks like it's from Nigeria or someplace like that, it's actually from China. Do you think she should put a condom on this before doing it again?  She says that would "slow things down" and has instead suggested we buy some of that blue stuff barbers store their combs and scissors in but I'm not sure I want that in my rear either

Any advice is appreciated. Thanks for the input.


8/10

/wife's name was a dead giveaway
 
2013-10-24 03:18:11 AM
fusillade762:

Get a silicone one. They can go through the dishwasher iirc.

Guh! Why the H would you ever put sex toys in the dishwasher?
I wouldn't even put my Teflon skillets in there! And they're cheap!
 
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