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(NBC New York)   Hackensack man hacked and sacked man   (nbcnewyork.com) divider line 37
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2013-10-23 01:37:02 PM
Bravo!
 
2013-10-23 01:37:57 PM
Certainly a HOTY contender
 
2013-10-23 01:38:30 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-23 01:40:04 PM
Thought of this for some reason

Particle Man
 
2013-10-23 01:40:14 PM
going to Hell for laughing at that. Bravo Subby
 
2013-10-23 01:40:57 PM
Awesome, subster.
 
2013-10-23 01:42:25 PM
Quite the cut-up.
 
2013-10-23 01:42:39 PM
well at least they did not name the town hackenchewed.
 
2013-10-23 01:44:11 PM
Hurray for brutal murders providing us with great puns!

But, yes... great headline, subby!

/DRTFA yet
 
2013-10-23 01:45:11 PM
I dismember Francisco.
 
2013-10-23 01:45:11 PM
HOTY candidate no doubt
 
2013-10-23 01:48:35 PM
So his computer was broken into, and then he lost his employment?
 
2013-10-23 01:51:51 PM

uncleacid: I dismember Francisco.


he should have moved to farkensuck
 
2013-10-23 01:52:12 PM
The only way to prevent a murdering closeted gay Catholic Mexican from knifing and hacking up his lover is for everyone to have a murdering closeted gay Catholic Mexican in their possession.

/make sure it's loaded
//try not to shoot blanks
///it's not too hard to learn how to use your murdering Mexican right
 
2013-10-23 01:56:16 PM

Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 540x360]


That guy should probably go ahead and put a shirt on if he wants to pull some mad beach poon.

I know his dad is going to give him a dealership when he graduates, but on vacation hotties want guys that are fit.
 
2013-10-23 01:56:56 PM
I like how he's still afraid to come out after having cut the dude up and having strewn him about.
Yeah, Like being Gay's embarrassing after that.
 
2013-10-23 01:59:58 PM
Is that all you get for your money?
 
2013-10-23 02:01:15 PM
HOTW for sure
 
2013-10-23 02:19:03 PM

shazbotuh: Thought of this for some reason

Particle Man


All I could think of was Butcher Pete.
 
2013-10-23 02:20:36 PM

vudukungfu: I like how he's still afraid to come out after having cut the dude up and having strewn him about.
Yeah, Like being Gay's embarrassing after that.


Well, he won't have to worry about coming out in prison now, will he? :D
 
2013-10-23 02:20:42 PM
I hate to be that guy, but it was a Cliffside Park man. Hackensack (county seat of Bergen County) is where the court is.
 
2013-10-23 02:21:42 PM
He's Hackensackin' and whackin'
 
2013-10-23 02:24:14 PM
He should've known by now...
 
2013-10-23 02:31:11 PM
"The Record reports Garcia denied during the trial that he was gay and implied the killing was fueled by passion. "

Doesn't sound like he's helping his argument there.
 
2013-10-23 02:32:13 PM

vudukungfu: I like how he's still afraid to come out after having cut the dude up and having strewn him about.
Yeah, Like being Gay's embarrassing after that.


It was the passion... you know who else? Well, he was friends with a prostitute and loved his brethren... so...
 
2013-10-23 02:45:37 PM

Loaf's Tray: He should've known by now...


I lol'd
 
2013-10-23 03:15:25 PM
That's even worse than having a heart attack-ack-ack-ack
 
2013-10-23 03:24:16 PM

DrummerGuy: So his computer was broken into, and then he lost his employment?


Yes, he no longer works at the Hackensack Socko Kicky-Sack Sack Kicker Factory.

/narf
//poit
 
2013-10-23 03:57:30 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: Is that all you get for your money?


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Yup....seems like such a waste of time if that's what its all about
 
2013-10-23 04:31:02 PM
CSB: When Jean Shepherd had a radio show on WOR-AM on Sunday nights, the highlight for some of us was when he would bring Hackensack into it and make fund of the name.

My favorite was: Hackensack. It sounds like an Indian named it while choking on an oyster. Hack-enack-enack.

Guess you had to be there. We didn't have many choices for entertainment in the 60s.
 
2013-10-23 04:48:01 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-10-23 04:56:54 PM

Subby:

img.fark.net

 
2013-10-23 05:35:35 PM
Nice, subby. I call shotgun on your trip to hell.
 
2013-10-23 07:16:31 PM
thanks for all the confellations, everybody

but not debate about the culture of violence against the gay community (even from within the community itself)? or something tying this to domestic violence?  legalized gay marriage?

no trolling about affordable health care? nothing about obumhole?

nada?

nobody jacking/off topic?

sigh...only 34 comments, and 2 of them are mine
 
2013-10-23 08:04:23 PM
The man who hacked and sacked the Hackensack man has been sacked.
 
2013-10-23 11:09:55 PM
Drinking his dinner from a paper sack
He says I gotta see a joker
And I'll be right back

Too obscure?
 
2013-10-23 11:13:56 PM

JNowe: He's Hackensackin' and whackin'


i2.ytimg.com
So I guess the news DID get around.
 
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