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2013-10-23 02:06:09 PM
We've all seen the man at the liquor store beggin' for your change
The hair on his face is dirty, dread-locked, and full of mange
He asks a man for what he could spare, with shame in his eyes
"Get a job you farking slob," is all he replies
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues

Then you really might know what it's like
Then you really might know what it's like
Then you really might know what it's like
Then you really might know what it's like

etc.
 
2013-10-23 02:09:20 PM
I don't know how to feel

Forever Alone

or

MAN CARD Revoked
 
2013-10-23 02:19:32 PM
Why the Fark was he there in the first place?
 
2013-10-23 02:21:08 PM

DoctorKnob: Why the Fark was he there in the first place?


Hoping to use it as a lead-in to bang his colleague. Duh.
 
2013-10-23 02:21:08 PM

DoctorKnob: Why the Fark was he there in the first place?


Frottage.
 
2013-10-23 02:23:13 PM

gopher321: We've all seen the man at the liquor store beggin' for your change
The hair on his face is dirty, dread-locked, and full of mange
He asks a man for what he could spare, with shame in his eyes
"Get a job you farking slob," is all he replies
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues

Then you really might know what it's like
Then you really might know what it's like
Then you really might know what it's like
Then you really might know what it's like

etc.


Is that a Selena Gomez song?
 
2013-10-23 02:23:15 PM
Didn't the author mention "other dads"?

I would go back and and check but I don't want to.
 
2013-10-23 02:23:27 PM
i1074.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-23 02:24:03 PM
He was just hoping to meet Taylor Swift.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-23 02:24:45 PM
I'd love to run the Zima concession at that show.
 
2013-10-23 02:24:57 PM

Wellon Dowd: He was just hoping to meet Taylor Swift.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1126]


They look equally beautiful to me.
 
2013-10-23 02:25:31 PM
I thought it was fabulous! Who invited all these teenage girls, though? And why dont they have champagne cocktails at the concession stands?
 
2013-10-23 02:26:11 PM

Muta: I'd love to run the Zima concession at that show.


Old fart-like typing detected
 
2013-10-23 02:26:43 PM
What's it like to be the only guy at a Selena Gomez concert?

Awesome?

Lots of bored moms, not just tweens.
 
2013-10-23 02:27:11 PM
I think they were supposed to put the bathroom pic after the line "But there was one place at Selena Gomez's concert where I was totally alone"
 
2013-10-23 02:28:33 PM

Muta: gopher321: We've all seen the man at the liquor store beggin' for your change
The hair on his face is dirty, dread-locked, and full of mange
He asks a man for what he could spare, with shame in his eyes
"Get a job you farking slob," is all he replies
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues

Then you really might know what it's like
Then you really might know what it's like
Then you really might know what it's like
Then you really might know what it's like

etc.

Is that a Selena Gomez song?


notsureifserious.jpg
 
2013-10-23 02:28:37 PM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
meanwhile, just outside the parking lot...
 
2013-10-23 02:29:36 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: What's it like to be the only guy at a Selena Gomez concert?

Awesome?

Lots of bored moms, not just tweens.


To paraphrase John Hefron, the moms are who to go for. They don't waste time because they got shiat to do in the morning. You are in and out by 1:00 and if you are good, you might end up with a juice box!
 
2013-10-23 02:30:02 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-23 02:30:28 PM

Wellon Dowd: He was just hoping to meet Taylor Swift.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1126]


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-10-23 02:31:15 PM
His cycle lined up with all the others due to the huge amounts of estrogen in a confined space.
 
2013-10-23 02:31:29 PM

gopher321: Muta: gopher321: We've all seen the man at the liquor store beggin' for your change
The hair on his face is dirty, dread-locked, and full of mange
He asks a man for what he could spare, with shame in his eyes
"Get a job you farking slob," is all he replies
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues

Then you really might know what it's like
Then you really might know what it's like
Then you really might know what it's like
Then you really might know what it's like

etc.

Is that a Selena Gomez song?

notsureifserious.jpg


Seriously, Muta. I'm not old enough to have drank Zima back when it was still sold and even I know what that song is.
 
2013-10-23 02:32:17 PM

imperiusv: Wellon Dowd: He was just hoping to meet Taylor Swift.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1126]

They look equally beautiful to me.


I thought that really emphasizes how she looks like she's 12
 
2013-10-23 02:33:18 PM
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert...
 
2013-10-23 02:35:06 PM

Wellon Dowd:


It's so grainey, the us wants to subsidize it
 
2013-10-23 02:38:22 PM
Dixie Chicks concert riders 'strongly suggest' that arena management convert several of the mens bathrooms, since their audience is 70%+ female.
 
2013-10-23 02:38:24 PM

Muta: gopher321: We've all seen the man at the liquor store beggin' for your change
The hair on his face is dirty, dread-locked, and full of mange
He asks a man for what he could spare, with shame in his eyes
"Get a job you farking slob," is all he replies
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues

Then you really might know what it's like
Then you really might know what it's like
Then you really might know what it's like
Then you really might know what it's like

etc.

Is that a Selena Gomez song?


No, Selena Gomez is actually talented compared to House of Pain, yo.
 
2013-10-23 02:38:25 PM

DoctorKnob: Why the Fark was he there in the first place?


MILFs?
 
2013-10-23 02:38:51 PM
I was once the only female at a Rush concert, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2013-10-23 02:39:02 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Seriously, Muta. I'm not old enough to have drank Zima back when it was still sold and even I know what that song is.


That just really seriously made me feel old.

fark.
 
2013-10-23 02:40:48 PM
I am guessing that this man will not be able to hear for a week. I do not have a problem with Selena Gomez, though she has the typical Disney Slut attitude going on, but the fans of Gomez are unbearable. Her music is, dare I say "kind of catchy" , but it loses all luster when played everywhere you go and blasted by your neighbours house all the time.
 
2013-10-23 02:40:49 PM
I went and saw Poe once.. I think I was the only male in the audience who was not chaperoning a group of girls. I was definitely the tallest person there who was not on staff.

Great concert, and being a larger person near the front, when she decide to crowd surf during "Dolphin" she looked at me and I nodded, and I caught two handfuls of Poe when she jumped off the stage.

It was one of the best "small venue" shows I have ever been to... and I loved every minute.
 
2013-10-23 02:42:08 PM
I took my daughter and her friends to see two shows this summer: One Direction and JT/Jay-Z. The former was a lot like the concert described in TFA. The latter was farking awesome - men and women, boys and girls of all ages dancing 'til their clothes were soaked. Also, the bathrooms were much more fun. Here's a "cool story bro" paraphrase of one exchange at the pissoir:

NEXT URINAL OVER GUY: "You a chaperone too?"

ME: "Yeah."

NEXT URINAL OVER GUY: "So, what do you do?"

ME: "Sumo wrestler. Retired."

NEXT URINAL OVER GUY: "Seriously? I love Sumo! What name did you wrestle under?"

ME: "Hasegawa. Out of Hana, Maui."

NEXT URINAL OVER GUY: "Hmm. Never heard of you."

ME: "Yeah. I lost a lot. Retired to Chicago for my health."

NEXT URINAL OVER GUY: "..."
 
2013-10-23 02:42:35 PM

FrancoFile: Dixie Chicks concert riders 'strongly suggest' that arena management convert several of the mens bathrooms, since their audience is 70%+ female.


Keith Urban was easily 90% and all tipsy. Have at it boys!
 
2013-10-23 02:42:52 PM
I don't care if she looks 12, I'd still Selena her Gomez, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2013-10-23 02:43:07 PM

Squidchild: Didn't the author mention "other dads"?

I would go back and and check but I don't want to.


"I am sure some dads were dragged by their children there too. But I didn't see them. Not having any children, I had no idea how loud they could be. "
Guessing the part about not having children lowers the chances of him being a dad by potato and a half... Unless it was already Friday, then it would be a large order of fries... and a half.

/prollly toss in a burger on Friday, too... maybe a nice frosty milkshake... making any of you muthah farkers hungry yet?
 
2013-10-23 02:43:58 PM
cdnimg.visualizeus.com
 
2013-10-23 02:47:31 PM
Did he still piss in the sink just out of habit?
 
2013-10-23 02:49:33 PM
Have a seat
 
2013-10-23 02:55:09 PM

DoctorKnob: Why the Fark was he there in the first place?


That's explained in the very first sentence of the article, "only guy packed amongst the tweens and moms."

He needs to have a seat over there.
 
2013-10-23 02:55:33 PM
So, like the opposite of a Rush concert?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-23 02:56:31 PM

TsuZi: I was once the only female at a Rush concert, so I'm getting a kick...


Too bad for you that all the guys at the concert were gay.
 
2013-10-23 02:58:27 PM
Rick Springfield, 1982.  There were maybe 300 guys in a stadium of thousands.  The only concert I ever went to and didn't have to stand in line to piss.
 
2013-10-23 02:59:48 PM

Wellon Dowd: He was just hoping to meet Taylor Swift.


Taylor Swift is one of those rare breed of girls who can look semi attractive one day and absolutely vile and weird looking the next.

Miley Cyrus is another... although she has looked vomit worthy since she got the homely lesbian cut.


My standards are usually pretty low... but I would turn Miley and Swift down...
 
2013-10-23 02:59:54 PM
Is there supposed to be more to the article or is this just two paragraphs to support the one picture of toilets?
 
2013-10-23 03:04:06 PM
I've been to several Indigo Girls, Melissa Etheridge and so on concerts that were 99% women and still had an incredibly long wait for my turn to use the urinal.
 
2013-10-23 03:04:21 PM

Treygreen13: Is there supposed to be more to the article or is this just two paragraphs to support the one picture of toilets?


Exactly. The story just kind of...ended.
 
2013-10-23 03:05:09 PM

wellreadneck: I've been to several Indigo Girls, Melissa Etheridge and so on concerts that were 99% women and still had an incredibly long wait for my turn to use the urinal.


I see what you did there.   ;)
 
2013-10-23 03:05:32 PM
This is my Selena Gomez RealDoll:

resources1.news.com.au
 
2013-10-23 03:08:03 PM
Gomez?
s21.postimg.org
Oh, Trish, you spoke French...
 
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