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(The Drinks Business)   No surprise as students rate booze as must-have item at University, slightly disturbing that it is rated ahead of toilet paper   ( divider line
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1211 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Oct 2013 at 11:03 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-23 11:04:42 AM  
That's what the labels are for.
2013-10-23 11:07:10 AM  

Clearly Fireball hasn't made it's way to the Old Empire yet.
2013-10-23 11:08:09 AM  
As long as they have ketchup packets for nourishment, they'll be ok.
2013-10-23 11:08:22 AM  
Disturbing? Every apartment I went to in college had booze. I can't say the same about toilet paper.
2013-10-23 11:09:18 AM  
Toilet paper can easily be stolen from just about anywhere.  Booze is harder to come by, if only slightly.
2013-10-23 11:12:39 AM  
Well, anything within reach can be used to wipe your ass.
2013-10-23 11:15:48 AM  
When I finish with subby's mom, I wipe my dick on the curtains. I don't see why I can't use them to wipe my ass, too.
2013-10-23 11:16:21 AM  
As long as you keep yourself drunk enough, you won't care about the stains.
2013-10-23 11:18:20 AM  
Somehow the beer companies knew this back in 1999:
2013-10-23 11:19:24 AM  
Oxygen didn't make the list?
2013-10-23 11:24:32 AM  
I can't remember most of my college days. Must have done it right.
2013-10-23 11:31:27 AM  
Licorice flavored booze is not for me.
2013-10-23 11:33:44 AM  
What people say is "important" is a different list than what they actually spend their money on.
2013-10-23 11:52:01 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: When I finish with subby's mom, I wipe my dick on the curtains. I don't see why I can't use them to wipe my ass, too.

Was hoping for pictures -- but your prose is perfect.
2013-10-23 12:21:34 PM  
2013-10-23 12:35:18 PM  
When I was in college I just stole toilet paper from public bathrooms. The big, hubcap-sized rolls. They lasted forever

/My story isn't cool and I'm not your bro
2013-10-23 12:49:36 PM  
When I was in university I did two 4 month work terms at a brewery and a friend of mine did the same at a paper mill that produced tissue. neither of use really needed much of either on both of those years.
2013-10-23 12:58:54 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: When I finish with subby's mom, I wipe my dick on the curtains. I don't see why I can't use them to wipe my ass, too.

That would explain the state of your curtains.
2013-10-23 01:38:06 PM  
Booze is always a priority. The only time toilet paper is important is when you don't have any.

/And seriously, what kind of tard doesn't have toilet paper?
//Or other items designed for the intent of cleaning up after a shiat?
2013-10-23 02:31:36 PM  
I used to just grab a roll from the restrooms on campus and shove it in my backpack.

Those toilet paper locks in the stalls aren't exactly high security.
2013-10-23 03:56:10 PM  
Oh, it's not like anyone used those guest towels anyway!
2013-10-23 03:56:52 PM  
I just walk through the fountain.
2013-10-24 12:06:23 AM

R.I.P. Lou Rawls

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