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(Fox News)   Q: Why didn't the police handcuff Heidi Fleiss when they brought her in? A: It would have cost an extra $500   (foxnews.com) divider line 21
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2013-10-23 11:18:34 AM  
That is one fine looking lady.

www.wtv-zone.com
 
2013-10-23 12:18:49 PM  
1990s Jay Leno called. He wants his joke back.
 
2013-10-23 12:25:20 PM  
What a crappy article. It didn't even tell what state she got arrested in.

Apparently it was Pahrump, Nevada.
 
2013-10-23 12:41:48 PM  
She has aged like milk and she's goddamned stupid for having that much money on her while not having insurance,up to date registration and a farking license.
 
2013-10-23 12:42:00 PM  
Suddenly she seems like a much more interesting chick.
 
2013-10-23 12:59:51 PM  
Another Dr. Drew rehab success story!
 
2013-10-23 01:00:05 PM  

A Terrible Human: She has aged like milk and she's goddamned stupid for having that much money on her while not having insurance,up to date registration and a farking license.


Cheese is old milk. Who doesn't like cheese. Mmmmmm cheese.

I like this part, "A police report state that after field sobriety tests were performed it was determined that she was under the influence of marijuana."

I guess that's the cheese doodle part of the test.

I can get anyone to fail a fst.
 
2013-10-23 01:04:05 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: A Terrible Human: She has aged like milk and she's goddamned stupid for having that much money on her while not having insurance,up to date registration and a farking license.

Cheese is old milk. Who doesn't like cheese. Mmmmmm cheese.

I like this part, "A police report state that after field sobriety tests were performed it was determined that she was under the influence of marijuana."

I guess that's the cheese doodle part of the test.

I can get anyone to fail a fst.


"Have you smoked marijuana today?"

"Yes. I mean NO!"
 
Slu
2013-10-23 01:16:05 PM  

Mangoose: 1990s Contemporary Jay Leno called. He wants his joke back.


FTFY.  Seriously, this guy still makes Bill Clinton jokes.
 
2013-10-23 01:16:17 PM  

Mangoose: 1990s Jay Leno called. He wants his joke back.


Well at least that's better than the last time I saw his show which seemed to largely consist of "stuff we saw on youtube" combined with "stuff we saw on ebay" and are both clearly paid sponsorships.
 
2013-10-23 01:36:18 PM  

Slu: Mangoose: 1990s Contemporary Jay Leno called. He wants his joke back.

FTFY.  Seriously, this guy still makes Bill Clinton jokes.


brandent: Mangoose: 1990s Jay Leno called. He wants his joke back.

Well at least that's better than the last time I saw his show which seemed to largely consist of "stuff we saw on youtube" combined with "stuff we saw on ebay" and are both clearly paid sponsorships.


i think the last time i watched leno's show on a regular basis clinton was the president. i may have caught a show here and there over the years...but i much prefer letterman and o'brien. i really haven't watched any of them in a couple of years, though.
 
2013-10-23 01:37:01 PM  

Mugato: That is one fine looking lady.

[www.wtv-zone.com image 60x15]


yeah i don't even recall her looking good 20 years ago
 
2013-10-23 01:38:57 PM  

bungle_jr: Mugato: That is one fine looking lady.

[www.wtv-zone.com image 60x15]

yeah i don't even recall her looking good 20 years ago


*glances at link*
wow, it was almost exactly 20 years ago, and no...she really wasn't good looking back then
 
2013-10-23 02:27:04 PM  

Mugato: That is one fine looking lady.

[www.wtv-zone.com image 60x15]


The weird thing is, she looked that way 10 years ago.  She's like Angela Lansbury, just with a different set point.
 
2013-10-23 02:43:28 PM  
I liked this movie better when she was played by the daughter from The Sopranos.

asitecalledfred.com
 
2013-10-23 02:48:42 PM  

Big Beef Burrito: StoPPeRmobile: A Terrible Human: She has aged like milk and she's goddamned stupid for having that much money on her while not having insurance,up to date registration and a farking license.

Cheese is old milk. Who doesn't like cheese. Mmmmmm cheese.

I like this part, "A police report state that after field sobriety tests were performed it was determined that she was under the influence of marijuana."

I guess that's the cheese doodle part of the test.

I can get anyone to fail a fst.

"Have you smoked marijuana today?"

"Yes. I mean NO!"


 I smell bullshiat and fear.
 
2013-10-23 03:07:12 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Big Beef Burrito: StoPPeRmobile: A Terrible Human: She has aged like milk and she's goddamned stupid for having that much money on her while not having insurance,up to date registration and a farking license.

Cheese is old milk. Who doesn't like cheese. Mmmmmm cheese.

I like this part, "A police report state that after field sobriety tests were performed it was determined that she was under the influence of marijuana."

I guess that's the cheese doodle part of the test.

I can get anyone to fail a fst.

"Have you smoked marijuana today?"

"Yes. I mean NO!"

 I smell bullshiat and fear.


From who? I hope you don't mean me cause I think the dui charge is kinda bullshiat,I really don't believe in driving while high or drunk though, and that the possession with intent to sell is just because she had all that money on her.
 
2013-10-23 04:24:31 PM  
Mangoose:  1990s Contemporary Jay Leno called. He wants his joke back.

Slu: FTFY.  Seriously, this guy still makes Bill Clinton jokes.


So does Craig Ferguson.  But he's funny.
 
2013-10-23 04:57:41 PM  

A Terrible Human: StoPPeRmobile: Big Beef Burrito: StoPPeRmobile: A Terrible Human: She has aged like milk and she's goddamned stupid for having that much money on her while not having insurance,up to date registration and a farking license.

Cheese is old milk. Who doesn't like cheese. Mmmmmm cheese.

I like this part, "A police report state that after field sobriety tests were performed it was determined that she was under the influence of marijuana."

I guess that's the cheese doodle part of the test.

I can get anyone to fail a fst.

"Have you smoked marijuana today?"

"Yes. I mean NO!"

 I smell bullshiat and fear.

From who? I hope you don't mean me cause I think the dui charge is kinda bullshiat,I really don't believe in driving while high or drunk though, and that the possession with intent to sell is just because she had all that money on her.


This is also the reason why she got the possession with intent to sell

They also say they found about four ounces of marijuana with her

That will do it in almost any state

Then there is this

The Tuesday arrest was Fleiss' latest run-in with the law. She was charged in August after authorities found nearly 400 marijuana plants growing in and around her home in Pahrump.

I guess nobody wants to buy her pussy anymore so she had to sell something else.
 
2013-10-23 04:59:23 PM  

A Terrible Human: StoPPeRmobile: Big Beef Burrito: StoPPeRmobile: A Terrible Human: She has aged like milk and she's goddamned stupid for having that much money on her while not having insurance,up to date registration and a farking license.

Cheese is old milk. Who doesn't like cheese. Mmmmmm cheese.

I like this part, "A police report state that after field sobriety tests were performed it was determined that she was under the influence of marijuana."

I guess that's the cheese doodle part of the test.

I can get anyone to fail a fst.

"Have you smoked marijuana today?"

"Yes. I mean NO!"

 I smell bullshiat and fear.

From who? I hope you don't mean me cause I think the dui charge is kinda bullshiat,I really don't believe in driving while high or drunk though, and that the possession with intent to sell is just because she had all that money on her.


I don't mean you.

Yep, hang'em if they drive under the influence.

I mean the story, as presented, sounds like bullshiat. How the hell would a sobriety test determine the specific intoxicant?

Seems like they either guessed or came to that conclusion after arrest. There is no mention of consent to search in the article. Oh, it could have been a tip.

/dont adulterate and drive
 
2013-10-23 11:44:15 PM  
Why was Heidi Fleiss crying when she was arrested?

You'd cry too, if you were picked up by the fuzz.
 
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