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(Belleville News-Democrat)   If you're a 55-year-old man, it's inadvisable to show up at the local high school homecoming dance, wearing a pink dress and makeup and carrying items SO profound, and disgusting... that decorum prohibits listing them here   (bnd.com) divider line 71
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2013-10-23 11:06:53 AM
a dildo up his butt?
 
2013-10-23 11:07:07 AM
hand cream and a box of kleenex?
 
2013-10-23 11:07:55 AM
What's his Fark name?
 
2013-10-23 11:08:01 AM
Pegging himself with a fake dick?  Time to grow up snowflakes.
 
2013-10-23 11:09:09 AM
When I do it naked I get in trouble, make-up-your-mindmitter.
 
2013-10-23 11:09:24 AM
May I have 10,000 marbles, please?
 
2013-10-23 11:09:47 AM
How many votes did he get for Homecoming Queen?
 
2013-10-23 11:09:50 AM
But in your late 40s this is fine.
 
2013-10-23 11:11:21 AM
Messed up, yes. Funny, very.

This is what fark calls smoking hot.

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Man arrested for public indecency outside high school

I can't find out what the "items" are, anyone else?
 
2013-10-23 11:11:55 AM
I'm not going to stand here and listen to you...BADMOUTH...the United States of America!  Gentlemen!
 
2013-10-23 11:12:11 AM
My only problem with TFA is that it claims the kids reported "lewd conduct".

I don't know what high school the author of that article went to, but I'm betting the real phrasing was closer to "OMG, some old guy is doing some farked up shiat in his car!".
 
2013-10-23 11:12:34 AM

Curtis J. Hutchings, 55, of Pinckneyville, was wearing a pink dress


Good thing he wasn't from Cockneyville.
 
2013-10-23 11:13:22 AM
Some old guy once showed up in the parking lot of my high school and with his pants around his ankles, while jerking off, chased a girl across the parking lot.
 
2013-10-23 11:14:39 AM
Nick Nolte?
 
2013-10-23 11:14:48 AM
I objects! what was them objects? objectify me, please.
 
2013-10-23 11:16:18 AM

sxacho: Some old guy once showed up in the parking lot of my high school and with his pants around his ankles, while jerking off, chased a girl across the parking lot.


I'm impressed he got across the parking lot with his pants around his ankles.
 
2013-10-23 11:18:03 AM

sxacho: Some old guy once showed up in the parking lot of my high school and with his pants around his ankles, while jerking off, chased a girl across the parking lot.


We call that a Pinckneyville Pumper round these parts...
 
2013-10-23 11:18:52 AM
i need the "what not to carry" list please...
 
2013-10-23 11:20:31 AM

FarkBad: I'm not going to stand here and listen to you...BADMOUTH...the United States of America!  Gentlemen!


This

/pre-law, pre-med. Same thing
 
2013-10-23 11:22:03 AM
Killed in Vietnam by his own troops.
 
2013-10-23 11:23:52 AM

SO profound, and disgusting... that decorum prohibits listing them here


"Will you tell those assholes to shut up?"

"HEY, SHUT UP, YOU ASSHOLES!!"
 
2013-10-23 11:26:31 AM
Was he part of the band?
 
2013-10-23 11:26:39 AM
YOU LEAVE CARRIE ALONE! <sob>
 
2013-10-23 11:27:08 AM

neversubmit: Messed up, yes. Funny, very.

This is what fark calls smoking hot.

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Man arrested for public indecency outside high school

I can't find out what the "items" are, anyone else?


55? 55 what? Beatings to the face?
 
2013-10-23 11:28:20 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: SO profound, and disgusting... that decorum prohibits listing them here


"Will you tell those assholes to shut up?"

"HEY, SHUT UP, YOU ASSHOLES!!"


i1.ytimg.com

/I wanted a visual
 
2013-10-23 11:29:13 AM
farm9.staticflickr.com


FarkBad:   I'm not going to stand here and listen to you...BADMOUTH...the United States of America!  Gentlemen!
 
2013-10-23 11:32:09 AM
This is one time that I'm glad there isn't a photo.
 
2013-10-23 11:33:11 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: Curtis J. Hutchings, 55, of Pinckneyville, was wearing a pink dress


Good thing he wasn't from Cockneyville.


CSB:
When Grandma died, we went through her safety deposit box and found newspaper clippings from England from the late 1800s.  They were obituary notices from a generation or two before hers.  Apparently one of my ancestors died in Cockermouthe under queer circumstances.
 
2013-10-23 11:36:34 AM

crow: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 640x361]


FarkBad:   I'm not going to stand here and listen to you...BADMOUTH...the United States of America!  Gentlemen!


<starts humming "The Star Spangled Banner.">
 
2013-10-23 11:38:37 AM
I thought Drew was younger than 55.
 
2013-10-23 11:39:26 AM
DAMMIT DAD WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
 
2013-10-23 11:47:17 AM
Sure, mock those with mental illness. He has gender identity issues, you intolerant bigots
 
2013-10-23 11:49:45 AM
Hey buddy save it for the Prom.
 
2013-10-23 11:50:17 AM

FarkBad: I'm not going to stand here and listen to you...BADMOUTH...the United States of America!  Gentlemen!


leaving satisfied and smoking a cig
 
2013-10-23 11:53:05 AM

slapmastered: crow: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 640x361]


FarkBad:   I'm not going to stand here and listen to you...BADMOUTH...the United States of America!  Gentlemen!

<starts humming "The Star Spangled Banner Battle Hymn of the Republic.">



FTFY
 
2013-10-23 11:53:30 AM

WTP 2: i need the "what not to carry" list please...


Also known as 'my Amazon wish list...'
 
2013-10-23 11:55:47 AM
Anyone else remember it being freaky when your parents came around your school?

This kid on the other hand has bragging rights!
 
2013-10-23 11:58:20 AM

Bondith: Englebert Slaptyback: Curtis J. Hutchings, 55, of Pinckneyville, was wearing a pink dress


Good thing he wasn't from Cockneyville.

CSB:
When Grandma died, we went through her safety deposit box and found newspaper clippings from England from the late 1800s.  They were obituary notices from a generation or two before hers.  Apparently one of my ancestors died in Cockermouthe under queer circumstances.


Ye Olde Donkey Showe?
 
2013-10-23 12:02:59 PM

neversubmit: Messed up, yes. Funny, very.

This is what fark calls smoking hot.

[localtvktvi.files.wordpress.com image 302x227]

Man arrested for public indecency outside high school

I can't find out what the "items" are, anyone else?


No, but a fella might have a pretty good time in Vegas with them.
 
2013-10-23 12:10:24 PM

give me doughnuts: Bondith: Englebert Slaptyback: Curtis J. Hutchings, 55, of Pinckneyville, was wearing a pink dress


Good thing he wasn't from Cockneyville.

CSB:
When Grandma died, we went through her safety deposit box and found newspaper clippings from England from the late 1800s.  They were obituary notices from a generation or two before hers.  Apparently one of my ancestors died in Cockermouthe under queer circumstances.

Ye Olde Donkey Showe?


Sheep, maybe.  Grandma's roots are from close to the Scottish border.
 
2013-10-23 12:18:50 PM
Minor misinterpretation of Pretty in Pink, that's all.
 
2013-10-23 12:20:07 PM

blatz514


/I wanted a visual


*bump o' the fist*
 
2013-10-23 12:22:06 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: Curtis J. Hutchings, 55, of Pinckneyville, was wearing a pink dress


Good thing he wasn't from Cockneyville.


or Effingham
 
2013-10-23 12:26:29 PM
Walter! WALTER?!
 
2013-10-23 12:30:47 PM

neversubmit: Messed up, yes. Funny, very.

This is what fark calls smoking hot.

[localtvktvi.files.wordpress.com image 302x227]

Man arrested for public indecency outside high school

I can't find out what the "items" are, anyone else?


A claw hammer, a plastic grocery bag, and a container of motor oil.
 
2013-10-23 12:30:48 PM

Sofa King Smart


or Effingham


That's EFFING GOOD HAM!
 
2013-10-23 12:31:09 PM

Literally Addicted: sxacho: Some old guy once showed up in the parking lot of my high school and with his pants around his ankles, while jerking off, chased a girl across the parking lot.

I'm impressed he got across the parking lot with his pants around his ankles.


funnytweeter.com
 
2013-10-23 12:34:35 PM
Do you mind if we dance with your dates?
 
2013-10-23 12:35:31 PM
(a little NSFW language in that video, btw)
 
2013-10-23 12:36:03 PM

anfrind: neversubmit: Messed up, yes. Funny, very.

This is what fark calls smoking hot.

[localtvktvi.files.wordpress.com image 302x227]

Man arrested for public indecency outside high school

I can't find out what the "items" are, anyone else?

A claw hammer, a plastic grocery bag, and a container of motor oil.


A loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of buddah.
 
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