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(The Local)   A cemetery cremated the wrong woman after mixing up two bodies. The woman was supposed to be buried (not burned) and her family reported her body as missing to the police believing it had been stolen by a motorcycle gang   (thelocal.de) divider line 18
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2013-10-23 10:32:19 AM
The Germans always were a bit cremation-happy...
 
2013-10-23 10:32:43 AM
Dig up the body, burn it, give to correct family.

Take ashes, mix with water and newspaper to create paper mache life size effigy, bury it.
 
2013-10-23 10:44:31 AM
Investigators speculated the coffin could have been stolen, possibly by a motorcycle gang

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Number 1 suspect
 
2013-10-23 10:48:04 AM
A coffin goes missing and they decided it could have been a motorcycle gang?  That's not the first thing I'd go with, but ok.
 
2013-10-23 10:50:44 AM

ongbok: Investigators speculated the coffin could have been stolen, possibly by a motorcycle gang

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Number 1 suspect


I found it peculiar the writers were able to squeeze a kiddie porn ring and torture porn ring into the same season, but goddamn if I didn't tear up seeing Tig find true love.
 
2013-10-23 10:51:51 AM

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: ongbok: Investigators speculated the coffin could have been stolen, possibly by a motorcycle gang

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Number 1 suspect

I found it peculiar the writers were able to squeeze a kiddie porn ring and torture porn ring into the same season, but goddamn if I didn't tear up seeing Tig find true love.


Even if it is Shane.
 
2013-10-23 10:52:47 AM

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: Dig up the body, burn it, give to correct family.

Take ashes, mix with water and newspaper to create paper mache life size effigy, bury it

piñata party!


FTFY
 
2013-10-23 10:54:13 AM
So is the woman's Range Rover for sale?
 
2013-10-23 10:56:35 AM
Our friend
 
2013-10-23 11:25:20 AM

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: ongbok: Investigators speculated the coffin could have been stolen, possibly by a motorcycle gang

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Number 1 suspect

I found it peculiar the writers were able to squeeze a kiddie porn ring and torture porn ring into the same season, but goddamn if I didn't tear up seeing Tig find true love.


Tig's goggle-eyes when he first saw Venus made me LOL.

When Tig put his arm around Venus and she snuggled up, I turned to my partner and said: "There's someone for everyone!"

/a match made in heaven
 
2013-10-23 11:50:40 AM
 
2013-10-23 12:01:39 PM
Was she Jewish?
 
2013-10-23 12:06:50 PM
Wouldn't have had this problem if they'd just dumped the bodies into the Thames.
 
2013-10-23 12:06:52 PM
The NightRider  Remember him when you at the night sky
 
2013-10-23 01:44:48 PM
 
2013-10-23 02:13:39 PM

ongbok: Investigators speculated the coffin could have been stolen, possibly by a motorcycle gang

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Number 1 suspect


What happens when you tick off Skeeter.
 
msP
2013-10-23 03:11:11 PM
Dead person still dead, just crispier. I really don't see the issue here. Unless she was an organ donor, but they usually take the organs pretty quickly (and before they're sent to the funeral home). This really just sounds like uppity people being uppity.
 
2013-10-23 08:49:51 PM

msP: Dead person still dead, just crispier. I really don't see the issue here. Unless she was an organ donor, but they usually take the organs pretty quickly (and before they're sent to the funeral home). This really just sounds like uppity people being uppity.


As a culture we can't even get past the desperate need to keep elderly relatives breathing on life support long after dementia, strokes, and cancer have kicked in. Americans can't accept grief or failure. You think people are going to be any more rational about burial arrangements?
 
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