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(Huffington Post)   Kelly Clarkson gets married in Tennessee. Wedding guests say it was good to see Justin Guarini working again as he drove the newlyweds away in their limousine   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 29
    More: Sappy, Kelly Clarkson, Mrs. Blackstock, Blackstock in Tennessee, Busta Rhymes, Joanna Newsom, Big Sur, Ojai, amber rose  
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2013-10-23 07:39:17 AM  
content.clearchannel.com
 
2013-10-23 07:54:01 AM  
That reception hall better get the plunger ready.

She BEEFS.

She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "From Justin to Kelly" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.
 
2013-10-23 08:04:40 AM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: That reception hall better get the plunger ready.

She BEEFS.

She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "From Justin to Kelly" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.


Its been awhile since we've seen that one.
 
2013-10-23 08:25:21 AM  
Did the bride and groom each have their own staked goat at the reception, or did they share?
 
2013-10-23 08:34:41 AM  
WTF is a Brandon Blackstock?

Tennessee.
Outhouses, meth, and celebrity slumming.

/Kee yuk-yuk.
 
2013-10-23 08:35:35 AM  

Brick-House: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: That reception hall better get the plunger ready.

She BEEFS.

She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "From Justin to Kelly" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.

Its been awhile since we've seen that one.


Gweneth Paltroon thread just a few days ago.
 
2013-10-23 08:36:28 AM  
Will she shut up about vaccinations now?
 
2013-10-23 08:38:35 AM  
She's overrated
 
2013-10-23 08:51:16 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

/the only thing I know about her
 
2013-10-23 08:51:16 AM  
who ?
 
2013-10-23 08:59:49 AM  
But, what has Charles Van Doren been up to lately? What has become of Ken Jennings? Or the blind guy who was on Jeopardy!? Why focus all our attention on one famous game show winner?
 
2013-10-23 09:09:59 AM  

castrejo: who ?


First winner of American Idol, now Reba's daughter in law.

/And yes, I hate myself for knowing that.
 
2013-10-23 09:27:33 AM  

WTF Indeed: [content.clearchannel.com image 628x354]


i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-23 09:29:17 AM  

WTF Indeed: [content.clearchannel.com image 628x354]


That pic always makes me lol.
 
2013-10-23 10:28:05 AM  
did she get skinny again? hard to tell from that pic
 
2013-10-23 10:29:22 AM  
The little lady has got some pipes on her. She also seems to have a nice sense of humor
Kelly Clarkson - Someone Like You
 
2013-10-23 10:37:25 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: WTF is a Brandon Blackstock?

Tennessee.
Outhouses, meth, and celebrity slumming.

/Kee yuk-yuk.


Will you be slumming for the fall colors? Here are the rates at Blackberry Farm -  http://www.blackberryfarm.com/reservations/ratesandpolicies
 
2013-10-23 10:50:45 AM  

pngwnpwr: HotIgneous Intruder: WTF is a Brandon Blackstock?

Tennessee.
Outhouses, meth, and celebrity slumming.

/Kee yuk-yuk.

Will you be slumming for the fall colors? Here are the rates at Blackberry Farm -  http://www.blackberryfarm.com/reservations/ratesandpolicies


Sucker, every minute, etc.
Everybody thinks they're royalty nowadays.
 
2013-10-23 10:51:03 AM  

pngwnpwr: HotIgneous Intruder: WTF is a Brandon Blackstock?

Tennessee.
Outhouses, meth, and celebrity slumming.

/Kee yuk-yuk.

Will you be slumming for the fall colors? Here are the rates at Blackberry Farm -  http://www.blackberryfarm.com/reservations/ratesandpolicies


yeah...ain't no slumming at Blackberry Farms.
 
2013-10-23 11:02:41 AM  

mr lawson: pngwnpwr: HotIgneous Intruder: WTF is a Brandon Blackstock?

Tennessee.
Outhouses, meth, and celebrity slumming.

/Kee yuk-yuk.

Will you be slumming for the fall colors? Here are the rates at Blackberry Farm -  http://www.blackberryfarm.com/reservations/ratesandpolicies

yeah...ain't no slumming at Blackberry Farms.


Wow - They even charge you $250 to bring your dog along!
 
2013-10-23 11:55:42 AM  
It looks like she lost a bit of the weight again for the wedding.  Definitely the strongest female voice to come from American Idol and she did it in the first season.  While Carrie Underwood may have more record sales, her voice just isn't as strong.  Now Reba is her mother-in-law and her manager is her father-in-law.  Hope she's happy with her management because firing your father-in-law would make Thanksgiving awkward!
 
2013-10-23 11:56:43 AM  
Check out that beard.  He also has a beard.
 
2013-10-23 01:08:07 PM  
Justin may be on hard times, but at least it made us stop the Andrew Ridgeley jokes.

Best to the newlyweds, BTW.
 
2013-10-23 01:12:20 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: pngwnpwr: HotIgneous Intruder: WTF is a Brandon Blackstock?

Tennessee.
Outhouses, meth, and celebrity slumming.

/Kee yuk-yuk.

Will you be slumming for the fall colors? Here are the rates at Blackberry Farm -  http://www.blackberryfarm.com/reservations/ratesandpolicies

Sucker, every minute, etc.
Everybody thinks they're royalty nowadays.


But...but they will put a picnic basket in your car "for the journey home!"

That's gotta be worth at LEAST tree fiddy. At least.

/came for ahh!! Kelly Clarkson!
//leaving satisfied
 
2013-10-23 01:38:15 PM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: That reception hall better get the plunger ready.

She BEEFS.

yadda yadda yadda ...


We finally got the joke when it was used in the Gwynnie thread.  Time for a new meme.
 
2013-10-23 01:40:57 PM  
Wow, a wedding dress that actually looks like a wedding dress! Maybe the trend for sleeveless, backless, squish everything together dresses is finally going away.
 
2013-10-23 02:17:58 PM  

ParadisePornoTheater: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: That reception hall better get the plunger ready.

She BEEFS.

yadda yadda yadda ...

We finally got the joke when it was used in the Gwynnie thread.  Time for a new meme.


Look out, everyone, the meme cops showed up.  Just be cool, don't say nothin', and they'll go away soon.
 
2013-10-23 02:33:28 PM  

docmattic: ParadisePornoTheater: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: That reception hall better get the plunger ready.

She BEEFS.

yadda yadda yadda ...

We finally got the joke when it was used in the Gwynnie thread.  Time for a new meme.

Look out, everyone, the meme cops showed up.  Just be cool, don't say nothin', and they'll go away soon.


Dude, palm your lolcat.
 
2013-10-23 04:45:30 PM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: That reception hall better get the plunger ready.

She BEEFS.

She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "From Justin to Kelly" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.


I never get tired of that hahaba
 
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