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(Huffington Post)   If your hand offends thee, cut it off. If your clothes offends thee, cast them off   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 21
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2013-10-23 04:45:04 AM  
What if the clothes on the girls I fancy offend me. What should I do?
 
2013-10-23 06:52:38 AM  
Religion strikes again.
 
2013-10-23 06:53:28 AM  
FTA: police found a hand tool in...

Really. We had to go with "hand tool" on this one?
 
2013-10-23 06:53:34 AM  
It is Amputee Day on fark.
 
2013-10-23 06:54:08 AM  
What's with all these articles about people losing their limbs lately?
 
GBB
2013-10-23 06:56:58 AM  
AMPUTATION TRIFECTA!!!!
 
2013-10-23 06:57:02 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: What's with all these articles about people losing their limbs lately?


It's a really tough economy. People are cutting corners everywhere.
 
2013-10-23 07:00:47 AM  

untaken_name: Day_Old_Dutchie: What's with all these articles about people losing their limbs lately?

It's a really tough economy. People are cutting corners everywhere.


It's a great way to lose a few pounds too.
 
2013-10-23 07:02:49 AM  

magic_patch: untaken_name: Day_Old_Dutchie: What's with all these articles about people losing their limbs lately?

It's a really tough economy. People are cutting corners everywhere.

It's a great way to lose a few pounds too.


I once lost 150lbs of useless flesh in one week. True story.

/I got divorced
 
2013-10-23 07:03:13 AM  
The potato duckie in the slideshow under it is far more awesome than naked, self mutilating crazy people will ever be. Potato duckies are kind of rare. Crazy people are not. The world would be a better place with more potato duckies, less unmedicated and self-harming crazy.

i.huffpost.com
/also, slide #4 is a potentially NSFW strawberry
 
2013-10-23 07:12:07 AM  
PCP?
 
2013-10-23 07:26:42 AM  
If I cut off both of my hands, how would I hold them?
 
2013-10-23 07:31:04 AM  

magic_patch: untaken_name: Day_Old_Dutchie: What's with all these articles about people losing their limbs lately?

It's a really tough economy. People are cutting corners everywhere.

It's a great way to lose a few pounds too.


Sounds like someone forgot to get a receipt when going to the lavatory on their trip to Bethselamin...
 
2013-10-23 07:33:08 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: If I cut off both of my hands, how would I hold them?


Ain't you got teeth, son?
 
2013-10-23 07:38:55 AM  

brimed03: FTA: police found a hand tool in...

Really. We had to go with "hand tool" on this one?


I was hoping someone would point that out.

Now if only he could have gotten his hand on something more powerful...
 
2013-10-23 07:58:28 AM  
www.philippalmer.net

If thine eyes offend thee, pluck them out!
 
2013-10-23 08:01:23 AM  
Give the man a hand.
 
2013-10-23 08:07:44 AM  
If your grammars (sic) offends me...
 
2013-10-23 08:42:27 AM  
cdn10.liquidtelevision.com
 
2013-10-23 09:20:41 AM  

reillan: I was hoping someone would point that out.

Now if only he could have gotten his hand on something more powerful...


www.bookofthedead.ws
 
2013-10-23 07:52:12 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Religion strikes again.


Freakin' Candarians, amirite?
 
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