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(Arkansas Online)   Even if it makes it easier to try on clothes, you can't walk around the store nude   (arkansasonline.com) divider line 38
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2013-10-23 08:57:42 AM
Says who
 
2013-10-23 09:06:08 AM
If this is wrong then I don't want to be right!
 
2013-10-23 09:12:24 AM
Well duh!  Why do you think she was shopping for clothes.

Can't find a picture of said person, so here's one of Lucy Van Pelt

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-23 09:19:41 AM
You try moving around those stupid little rooms when you're 365 lbs. and getting stabbed by straight pins in your diabetic feet.

/just more of me to love
 
2013-10-23 09:25:16 AM
 
2013-10-23 09:54:00 AM
 officers were called after employees and children in Half of Half Name Brand Clothing

"Oh, the name of the store is for the PRICE's.... ok"
 
2013-10-23 10:05:39 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Says who


Says YOU!!!
 
2013-10-23 10:06:21 AM
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2013-10-23 10:08:26 AM
Ha! I'll be naked on the inside. Try to stop me.
 
2013-10-23 10:10:44 AM
I've seen some hot 48 year old women in my time, but I can see where an average one naked might "cause alarm to the public".
 
2013-10-23 10:11:15 AM
Oh plllblblblblblplbplbplb... to you subby.
 
2013-10-23 10:14:42 AM
i1151.photobucket.com
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
We don't have to put our clothes on
To find a good buy
Oh no
We could shop and sample all night
And shart some merchandise
Uh huh
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
 
2013-10-23 10:15:01 AM
No pics? Fine, I didn't wanna see Arkansas bush anyway!
 
2013-10-23 10:16:06 AM

tnpir: Pics or it didn't happen.


Careful what you wish for.  The people who tend to get naked in public are the ones who should never be naked.  Ever.
 
2013-10-23 10:16:08 AM
There's probably a store somewhere where this is normal.
 
2013-10-23 10:16:19 AM
Remember that article a few weeks ago about evidence of time travelers being everywhere? It seems to me that this would fit the profile. She just arrives from times unknown and needs to quickly change into something more fitting for our time. But she's made one huge mistake, taking the attitudes of her own culture's thinking about nudity and applying it to our own. "I was just trying on clothes". Completely innocently, because she was in fact innocent in her mind. She'll never make that mistake again, I'll bet.
 
2013-10-23 10:19:10 AM
Maybe, someone stole her clothes on the street? If that is the case, then she had no choice but to shop while nude.
 
2013-10-23 10:20:21 AM
www.s2ki.com
 
2013-10-23 10:21:07 AM
I suppose in AR a naked woman would be considered alarming.
I'm wondering where she left her clothes?
 
2013-10-23 10:22:49 AM

dv-ous: There's probably a store somewhere where this is normal.


Bondith: tnpir: Pics or it didn't happen.

Careful what you wish for.  The people who tend to get naked in public are the ones who should never be naked.  Ever.


media.peopleofwalmart.com

Just a couple of steps away......

When I look at this picture, here is what I see: a toothless hillbilly of a woman with pigtails, holding a Natty Ice, with nothing under those overalls...okay, the last part may seem like I wanna do the hibbity dibbity with her, but it would just be the icing on the redneck cake.
Arkansas
 
2013-10-23 10:28:47 AM
I_Am_Weasel


This is Fark, dig deeper for pictures of Lucy Van Pelt:


i1180.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-23 10:32:38 AM
 
2013-10-23 10:34:04 AM

sxacho: Remember that article a few weeks ago about evidence of time travelers being everywhere? It seems to me that this would fit the profile. She just arrives from times unknown and needs to quickly change into something more fitting for our time. But she's made one huge mistake, taking the attitudes of her own culture's thinking about nudity and applying it to our own. "I was just trying on clothes". Completely innocently, because she was in fact innocent in her mind. She'll never make that mistake again, I'll bet.


"I want your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."
 
2013-10-23 10:38:43 AM
Bet she's hot
 
2013-10-23 10:42:23 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Well duh!  Why do you think she was shopping for clothes.

Can't find a picture of said person, so here's one of Lucy Van Pelt

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 300x280]


Uummm...she's not naked.....
 
2013-10-23 10:53:22 AM

ChipNASA: dv-ous: There's probably a store somewhere where this is normal.

Bondith: tnpir: Pics or it didn't happen.

Careful what you wish for.  The people who tend to get naked in public are the ones who should never be naked.  Ever.

[media.peopleofwalmart.com image 600x375]

Just a couple of steps away......

When I look at this picture, here is what I see: a toothless hillbilly of a woman with pigtails, holding a Natty Ice, with nothing under those overalls...okay, the last part may seem like I wanna do the hibbity dibbity with her, but it would just be the icing on the redneck cake.
Arkansas


If you look closely, (but be careful now, and have plenty of eye bleach on hand for afterwards) you'll see that she has a bikini top on under the overalls.
 
2013-10-23 10:55:15 AM

sxacho: Remember that article a few weeks ago about evidence of time travelers being everywhere? It seems to me that this would fit the profile. She just arrives from times unknown and needs to quickly change into something more fitting for our time. But she's made one huge mistake, taking the attitudes of her own culture's thinking about nudity and applying it to our own. "I was just trying on clothes". Completely innocently, because she was in fact innocent in her mind. She'll never make that mistake again, I'll bet.


I didn't see that one, you have a link to the article?
 
2013-10-23 10:57:45 AM

dletter: I didn't see that one, you have a link to the article?


http://io9.com/all-the-evidence-that-time-travel-is-happening-all-ar ou -1446262029

It wasn't a very good article, as you may have guessed.
 
2013-10-23 11:26:09 AM

DirkTheDaring: Katherine Chronis did it better. NSFW video


Kinda grossed out when she was food shopping, that cooter so close to food stuff, yuck !
 
2013-10-23 11:41:45 AM

sxacho: dletter: I didn't see that one, you have a link to the article?

http://io9.com/all-the-evidence-that-time-travel-is-happening-all-ar ou -1446262029

It wasn't a very good article, as you may have guessed.


Well, it is io9.com....

and basically all of the same old recycled "evidence".

Of note though, half way down... man was 19 year old Shirley Temple attractive.
 
2013-10-23 12:15:15 PM
48? My guess she was one of the many people you do NOT want to see naked.
 
2013-10-23 12:37:10 PM
Why is it the ones who want to walk around nude in public are never the ones who should walk around nude in public?
 
2013-10-23 12:40:56 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Why is it the ones who want to walk around nude in public are never the ones who should walk around nude in public?


One of the mysteries of the universe.
 
2013-10-23 12:58:58 PM
This rule should only be enforced on a case by case basis.
 
2013-10-23 01:12:27 PM

ferretman: I_Am_Weasel: Well duh!  Why do you think she was shopping for clothes.

Can't find a picture of said person, so here's one of Lucy Van Pelt

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 300x280]

Uummm...she's not naked.....


If you want pictures of naked Peanuts characters, you'll have to find them yourself as I'm not sharing.

What I mean to say is that I don't have any.
 
2013-10-23 01:17:05 PM

Bondith: tnpir: Pics or it didn't happen.

Careful what you wish for.  The people who tend to get naked in public are the ones who should never be naked.  Ever.


True, but without pics we'll never know for sure, now will we?
 
2013-10-23 01:51:55 PM

ChipNASA: dv-ous: ... hillbilly of a woman with pigtails, hol
Arkansas


In North Little Rock the odds of her being white and thin are pretty low.  Possible, but not likely.
 
2013-10-23 02:35:05 PM
Too bad it's not this Van Pelt

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