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2013-10-23 07:25:06 AM
Jesus Christ. It's just a farking cat.

They give them away for free, there's so many of them.
 
2013-10-23 07:28:33 AM
Maybe they thought there was cat fud in there for some reason.
 
2013-10-23 07:30:43 AM
Wtf is wrong with people?

Oh, and AAG, go DIAF, troll.
 
2013-10-23 07:33:41 AM
 I bet a few tumbles in the dryer would do them so good too..Even better, toss them in the tiger pit
at the nearest zoo..
 
2013-10-23 07:35:39 AM
If you read the original artikel it sound like it was done by a deeply disturbed person.

http://www.patriotledger.com/news/x919095939/Quincy-couple-accused-o f- killing-cat-in-dryer

" within the past few years, 7-9 cats that have been close to Christopher (Lang) have all died unnatural deaths,"

Better stop him now before he starts putting people into dryers for fun.
 
2013-10-23 07:38:47 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus Christ. It's just a farking cat.

They give them away for free, there's so many of them.


Do you really believe that, or are you just trolling?
 
2013-10-23 07:39:36 AM
It's called tenderizing.

4.bp.blogspot.com

Is there a problem here?
 
2013-10-23 07:40:59 AM

picturescrazy: AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus Christ. It's just a farking cat.

They give them away for free, there's so many of them.

Do you really believe that, or are you just trolling?


There are several cats that I would gladly toss in a dumpster if it weren't specifically against the law here.

Since it is against the law to do that, I just lay out plastic spike strips and sonic barriers to keep them away from the property.
 
2013-10-23 07:41:15 AM

ultramarinblaa: If you read the original artikel it sound like it was done by a deeply disturbed person.

http://www.patriotledger.com/news/x919095939/Quincy-couple-accused-o f- killing-cat-in-dryer

" within the past few years, 7-9 cats that have been close to Christopher (Lang) have all died unnatural deaths,"

Better stop him now before he starts putting people into dryers for fun.


Do you work for Lavatec?
 
2013-10-23 07:42:48 AM

picturescrazy: Maybe they thought there was cat fud in there for some reason.


Yeah, that was my first thought too...

farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-23 07:46:10 AM
"away from the property"

Heaven forfend that a cat take a dump in my flower garden and bury it using my precious soil! Definitely, most definitely, the appropriate and sophisticated response to such an action would be to apprehend the cat and stick it in a dyer so that it dies of repeated blunt trauma, burns, and has broken teeth, bloodied eyeballs, and contusions for good measure. Because, you know, the property.

//think you should go out and kill a human today, AAG
//it's just a human, there are billions of them hanging around
 
2013-10-23 07:47:44 AM
"away from the property"

Heaven forfend that a cat take a dump in my flower garden and bury it using my precious soil! Definitely, most definitely, the appropriate and sophisticated response to such an action would be to apprehend the cat and stick it in a dyer so that it dies of repeated blunt trauma, burns, and has broken teeth, bloodied eyeballs, and contusions for good measure. Because, you know, the property.

//thinks you should go out and kill yourself a human today, AAG
//it's just a human, there are billions of them hanging around
 
2013-10-23 07:50:00 AM
Stop stuttering, farkplug.
 
2013-10-23 07:51:17 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus Christ. It's just a farking cat.

They give them away for free, there's so many of them.


6/10. Generally it's pretty weak, but the subject matter is touchy, so extra points.

Stop feeding the trolls, people. When are you going to learn?
 
2013-10-23 07:53:13 AM

farkplug: "away from the property"

Heaven forfend that a cat take a dump in my flower garden and bury it using my precious soil! Definitely, most definitely, the appropriate and sophisticated response to such an action would be to apprehend the cat and stick it in a dyer so that it dies of repeated blunt trauma, burns, and has broken teeth, bloodied eyeballs, and contusions for good measure. Because, you know, the property.

//thinks you should go out and kill yourself a human today, AAG
//it's just a human, there are billions of them hanging around


The castle doctrine helps with that.

But fences seem to work just fine so far.
 
2013-10-23 08:06:40 AM

picturescrazy: Maybe they thought there was cat fud in there for some reason.


I still get a chuckle from that, but realize it's not an instructional cartoon.
 
2013-10-23 08:07:09 AM
Stop stuttering, farkplug.

Simply hillaryous!
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AAG: wharrblgblarbhle
 
2013-10-23 08:32:12 AM

hillary: It's called tenderizing.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 382x253]

Is there a problem here?


This made me chortle.  Classic!
Now I need to take another shower.  I feel dirty for chortling.
/cat owner
 
2013-10-23 08:54:29 AM
Well he has to get some exercise somehow.
 
2013-10-23 08:54:52 AM

www.thatcutesite.com


/post traumatic fluff disorder

 
2013-10-23 08:58:55 AM
The cat suffered hyperthermia along with the physical trauma?  Couldn't bother themselves to set the heat to low, so as to not chill the cat?  This weird lack of sympathy should be just put down.  There are dryers big enough to put these two in, we'll starch and press them later.
 
2013-10-23 09:00:22 AM
That explains how they get so fluffy!
derpicdn.net
It's ear worm time!
 
2013-10-23 09:00:35 AM

ultramarinblaa: If you read the original artikel it sound like it was done by a deeply disturbed person.

http://www.patriotledger.com/news/x919095939/Quincy-couple-accused-o f- killing-cat-in-dryer

" within the past few years, 7-9 cats that have been close to Christopher (Lang) have all died unnatural deaths,"

Better stop him now before he starts putting people into dryers for fun.


The only thing that kept him from harming the 2y.o. was probably fear of retribution.

Take him out back for a double tap.
 
2013-10-23 09:08:22 AM
www.fimfiction-static.net
 
2013-10-23 09:20:17 AM
OK... people are sick puppies. I understand that. But, what are the odds that two people who get off on killing cats find each other? And, assuming that they meet, how does that come up in conversation? If I got off on killing cats, I'd never tell my wife.
 
2013-10-23 09:29:19 AM
Like no one else likes the feel of a wam cat, just out of the dryer. Sheesh.
 
2013-10-23 09:29:31 AM

ultramarinblaa: If you read the original artikel it sound like it was done by a deeply disturbed person.

http://www.patriotledger.com/news/x919095939/Quincy-couple-accused-o f- killing-cat-in-dryer

" within the past few years, 7-9 cats that have been close to Christopher (Lang) have all died unnatural deaths,"

Better stop him now before he starts putting people into dryers for fun.


Ok. Thanks.

I was wondering if we were talking about putting a cat in a small, divider-less dryer for a few seconds then laughing at the dizzy cat or, you know, what you posted up there.


/*sniff*
//what's cooking?
 
2013-10-23 09:32:38 AM

DrPainMD: OK... people are sick puppies. I understand that. But, what are the odds that two people who get off on killing cats find each other? And, assuming that they meet, how does that come up in conversation? If I got off on killing cats, I'd never tell my wife.


There are a few cases of couples getting off on killing people together. Maybe more than a few, I'm not looking it up because the ones I know about are pretty horrific.
 
2013-10-23 09:34:48 AM
I had a little yip dog that always showed up at my property and wanted to come inside. I contacted the owner several times but she just like to open the door and let the dog roam free.  She claimed that the dog would just push past her when ever she open the door, but the dog was like maybe 7 pounds. It caused problems with my dogs because I couldn't let them out to poop when it was roaming the yard and peeing on everything.

After calling the owner for maybe the 10th time, and getting no response (10 seperate times, not 10 times that day) I got a little tired of it. So I grabbed the clippers and gave her dog a mohawk. It was like an extra long haired terrier or something, so the bald head with mohawk really stood out. Then I released the little guy back into the wild.

Well, a couple of hours later,  she shows up at my house wanting to know why I did that do her dog. I ask "What makes you think I would do that? I don't even own a set of clippers." (I didn't, they belonged to my roomate). She then says "Well I'z jus called da po-lice to report animal abuse! They canvasing the neighbahood right now, and going doh to doh looking for da person dat did dat." I just shrug, say "okay, good luck with that" and turn to go back inside. She says "Why do you tink someone would do dat to my dog?" I say "I dunno? Maybe they were trying to tell you something. Not sure what though." and then quickly go back inside because I was about to laugh and couldn't contain it any more.

Never had any police come to my doh asking who did dat, though.
 
2013-10-23 09:55:17 AM
maybe it was an accident.  closed space with clothes.  sounds just like the thing a cat would do.
 
2013-10-23 09:59:02 AM

lack of warmth: The cat suffered hyperthermia along with the physical trauma?  Couldn't bother themselves to set the heat to low, so as to not chill the cat?  This weird lack of sympathy should be just put down.  There are dryers big enough to put these two in, we'll starch and press them later.


hyperthermia :
hyper- (elevated or above normal; see hyperactivity)
+ -thermia (temperature)

You're thinking of hypothermia.
 
2013-10-23 10:16:48 AM
People like this need to be removed from society.
 
2013-10-23 10:32:54 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus Christ. It's just a farking cat.

They give them away for free, there's so many of them.


The same can be said about people.
 
2013-10-23 10:39:49 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus Christ. It's just a farking cat.

They give them away for free, there's so many of them.

The same can be said about people.


Where can I get a free person?
 
2013-10-23 10:39:59 AM

Mr. Shabooboo:  I bet a few tumbles in the dryer would do them so good too..Even better, toss them in the tiger pit
at the nearest zoo..


There are probably many more calls for "an eye for an eye" in the comments below but I'll just get this out here and head back for happier links.

The reality is that these persons could have committed the exact same act to a human and under our Constitution the state can't treat them to the same horror they visited on their victim.

For thise dissatisfied with the limitations on the "justice" that a government can impose in cases such as this one, It may help to dream of a place where the infliction on a transgressor of the exact act that constituted their offense would prima facie be a permissible punishment.

/just be prepared to wake up somewhere in the Middle East
 
2013-10-23 10:43:57 AM

ultramarinblaa: If you read the original artikel it sound like it was done by a deeply disturbed person.

http://www.patriotledger.com/news/x919095939/Quincy-couple-accused-o f- killing-cat-in-dryer

" within the past few years, 7-9 cats that have been close to Christopher (Lang) have all died unnatural deaths,"

Better stop him now before he starts putting people into dryers for fun.


that is the second most frightening sentence in the second article, the first is this:
"Police reports in Quincy District Court said Lang and Tasney were guests in Hamilton's house on April 30 and May 1, baby-sitting Hamilton's 2-year-old daughter and spending the night while Hamilton worked.
On the afternoon of May 1, police reports said that after Lang and Tasney left the house on Sea Street, Hamilton noticed that her 5-year-old cat, named Kitty, was missing."



the lady is lucky it was only her cat.   That said, this guy needs to be locked away for a VERY long time, and some CO needs to let it slip to his fellow inmate why he's in there.  A lot of very bad guys have a very soft spot for animals
 
2013-10-23 10:48:17 AM
But Sylvester came out okay in the cartoons, save for a little extra-poofy fur.

/DNRTFA
 
2013-10-23 10:52:10 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Quantum Apostrophe: AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus Christ. It's just a farking cat.

They give them away for free, there's so many of them.

The same can be said about people.

Where can I get a free person?


Hopefully, not in a dumpster behind the house.
 
2013-10-23 11:11:00 AM
I don't even particularly like cats, but I hope these people get physically damaged by someone stronger than them while in jail.
 
2013-10-23 11:41:40 AM

DrPainMD: OK... people are sick puppies. I understand that. But, what are the odds that two people who get off on killing cats find each other? And, assuming that they meet, how does that come up in conversation? If I got off on killing cats, I'd never tell my wife.


Unless you walked in on her one day snuffing out a neighborhood cat and realized that you finally found true love.
 
2013-10-23 12:38:03 PM

ultramarinblaa: If you read the original artikel it sound like it was done by a deeply disturbed person.

http://www.patriotledger.com/news/x919095939/Quincy-couple-accused-o f- killing-cat-in-dryer

" within the past few years, 7-9 cats that have been close to Christopher (Lang) have all died unnatural deaths,"

Better stop him now before he starts putting people into dryers for fun.


God, what a couple pieces of sh*t.   Most serial killers start out on animals and apparently this Christopher Lang has more than a few under his belt.  Somebody, please kill him because that is exactly what he is on the road to.
 
m00
2013-10-23 02:44:44 PM
I'm one of those people that don't believe in the death penalty for killing humans, but torturing cats? Yeah, put em down.
 
2013-10-23 04:16:35 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Quantum Apostrophe: AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus Christ. It's just a farking cat.

They give them away for free, there's so many of them.

The same can be said about people.

Where can I get a free person?


Greece
 
2013-10-23 05:13:52 PM
Magorn: "....A lot of very bad guys have a very soft spot for animals"

Just curious how you know this as fact?
 
2013-10-23 05:20:10 PM

pkellmey: AverageAmericanGuy: Quantum Apostrophe: AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus Christ. It's just a farking cat.

They give them away for free, there's so many of them.

The same can be said about people.

Where can I get a free person?

Hopefully, not in a dumpster behind the house.


They've been known to show up there also, but usually dead.  I suppose that would lower the value to free, maybe even enable you to charge them for removing it.
 
2013-10-23 06:16:04 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: picturescrazy: AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus Christ. It's just a farking cat.

They give them away for free, there's so many of them.

Do you really believe that, or are you just trolling?

There are several cats that I would gladly toss in a dumpster if it weren't specifically against the law here.

Since it is against the law to do that, I just lay out plastic spike strips and sonic barriers to keep them away from the property.


animal abusers or those that would abuse animals if it weren't illegal are a waste of flesh.
goodbye.
PLONK
 
2013-10-23 06:17:37 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Quantum Apostrophe: AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus Christ. It's just a farking cat.

They give them away for free, there's so many of them.

The same can be said about people.

Where can I get a free person?


You're gay?
 
2013-10-23 06:26:00 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: AverageAmericanGuy: Quantum Apostrophe: AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus Christ. It's just a farking cat.

They give them away for free, there's so many of them.

The same can be said about people.

Where can I get a free person?

You're gay?


No... Is that prerequisite? Is it a perquisite?
 
2013-10-23 09:43:00 PM
Serial killers in the early stages..wonder what atrocities they committed while still juveniles. I am thinking an appropriate sentence might be live organ donor ala Monty Python..
 
2013-10-23 09:57:39 PM
We know who they are and where they live. When are some Mass farkers/cat lovers stuff  themin a dryer?

/quid pro quo
//tit for cat
 
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