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(Diva Asia)   It turns out this swimsuit supermodel and the average Farker have something in common after all: Neither can get a date   (divaasia.com) divider line 107
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2013-10-23 10:48:08 AM  
Bullshiat

There are hundreds of thousands of guys who would date you in a heartbeat, you just won't give them the time of day because they aren't rich, gorgeous, a celebrity, or any combination of those.
 
2013-10-23 10:52:38 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Bullshiat

There are hundreds of thousands of guys who would date you in a heartbeat, you just won't give them the time of day because they aren't rich, gorgeous, a celebrity, or any combination of those.


Well, that or she is completely unbearable.
 
2013-10-23 10:54:43 AM  

EvilEgg: scottydoesntknow: Bullshiat

There are hundreds of thousands of guys who would date you in a heartbeat, you just won't give them the time of day because they aren't rich, gorgeous, a celebrity, or any combination of those.

Well, that or she is completely unbearable.


Doesn't matter how handsome or beautiful someone is, somebody somewhere is tired of his/her shiat.
 
2013-10-23 11:38:18 AM  

EvilEgg: scottydoesntknow: Bullshiat

There are hundreds of thousands of guys who would date you in a heartbeat, you just won't give them the time of day because they aren't rich, gorgeous, a celebrity, or any combination of those.

Well, that or she is completely unbearable.


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2013-10-23 11:38:29 AM  
Today is October 23, 2013.

Consider that date gotten.
 
2013-10-23 11:38:30 AM  
She's focused on starting a family before she has found someone she wants to have a family with. Typical.
 
2013-10-23 11:39:26 AM  
Sadly, we'd probably have literally nothing to talk about.  She probably wouldn't eat anything at any restaurant I'd want to go to, and her bony ass would not feel good in bed.  So I'll say, no, I would not date her.

/war-nerd.jpg
/always betty, never veronica
 
2013-10-23 11:43:28 AM  
Press-release claptrap. Nonsense to fan the flames of male wish-fullfillment fantasies. Coming soon, an article that says she wants an average guy, that looks are unimportant, that a few pounds on a guy looks "cute," that she's a home-body who doesn't like to go out to clubs, that she'd rather stay at home and eat chinese food and watch television with "someone special..."

...followed by news that she's now dating some NFL Quarterback.
 
2013-10-23 11:43:51 AM  
scottydoesntknow: Bullshiat

There are hundreds of thousands of guys who would date you in a heartbeat, you just won't give them the time of day because they aren't rich, gorgeous, a celebrity, or any combination of those.


(In best Scruffy the Janitor voice) Second
 
2013-10-23 11:44:52 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Bullshiat

There are hundreds of thousands of guys who would date you in a heartbeat, you just won't give them the time of day because they aren't rich, gorgeous, a celebrity, or any combination of those.


But she swears all she wants is a loving person who will make a home with her, and she is a really cool nice and loving person!

Men are far more honest in public about what we want out of any given relationship, and are judged to be pigs for admitting it.

Women pretend, over and over, and physical attractiveness isn't a huge deal to them, and unattractive men everywhere know its a damn lie :)
 
2013-10-23 11:45:51 AM  
demotivators.despair.com
 
2013-10-23 11:46:25 AM  
As a swimsuit model, I can totally sympathize with her. I also have a hard time getting dates. It can't be my beer gut hanging over the swimtrunks or my biatch tits turning the women off.
 
2013-10-23 11:49:13 AM  

M. Looka: Press-release claptrap. Nonsense to fan the flames of male wish-fullfillment fantasies. Coming soon, an article that says she wants an average guy, that looks are unimportant, that a few pounds on a guy looks "cute," that she's a home-body who doesn't like to go out to clubs, that she'd rather stay at home and eat chinese food and watch television with "someone special..."

...followed by news that she's now dating some NFL Quarterback.


Don't forget the guy needs to have a "sense of humor".  Because she "loves to laugh".  Unlike the majority of people who HATE laughing.
 
2013-10-23 11:49:19 AM  

Smackledorfer: But she swears all she wants is a loving person who will make a home with her, and she is a really cool nice and loving person!

Men are far more honest in public about what we want out of any given relationship, and are judged to be pigs for admitting it.

Women pretend, over and over, and physical attractiveness isn't a huge deal to them, and unattractive men everywhere know its a damn lie :)


I'm also sure Ms. Rafaeli has no lifestyle/monetary requirements for a suitable mate - she'd be perfectly fine with a guy who makes $60,000 per year with two weeks vacation.
 
2013-10-23 11:50:23 AM  
It's not my fault the woman on the corner only takes cash.
 
2013-10-23 11:50:49 AM  
Stacey Williams.  Remember her?
 
2013-10-23 11:54:19 AM  
Well... she's a model so I'm sure she's constantly travelling. It's hard to get to know someone in a real relationship manner when that's the case.
 
2013-10-23 11:55:08 AM  
May help if she wasn't BSFC...
 
2013-10-23 11:55:17 AM  

Lollipop165: Well... she's a model so I'm sure she's constantly travelling. It's hard to get to know someone in a real relationship manner when that's the case.


A lot of this.  And when she's not travelling on a job, she wants to whoop it up with her galpals and her gay hair and makeup team.
 
2013-10-23 11:55:23 AM  

JohnAnnArbor: Stacey Williams.  Remember her?


Oh yes.  A favorite of mine when the SI Swimsuit issue was all the spank material I had available.
 
2013-10-23 11:55:57 AM  
Sucks to be her.
 
2013-10-23 11:56:09 AM  
Smackledorfer:

Men are far more honest in public about what we want out of any given relationship, and are judged to be pigs for admitting it.

Women pretend, over and over, and physical attractiveness isn't a huge deal to them, and unattractive men everywhere know its a damn lie :)


Women are probably bigger pigs about looks assuming the guy isn't rich enough for her to overlook looks. I mean there are MANY women who will flat out not date redheads and some that will flat out not date blondes and are strictly brunette only........ I don't know of any men short of non-white that don't date outside of their race that will not date a particular hair colour.  A guy that say prefers blondes isn't gonna turn down a hot redhead or brunette because she has the wrong colour hair.
 
2013-10-23 11:57:45 AM  

Oldiron_79: A guy that say prefers blondes isn't gonna turn down a hot redhead or brunette because she has the wrong colour hair.


Mostly because he could probably just wait a week.
 
2013-10-23 11:58:34 AM  

No Such Agency: Sadly, we'd probably have literally nothing to talk about.  She probably wouldn't eat anything at any restaurant I'd want to go to, and her bony ass would not feel good in bed.  So I'll say, no, I would not date her.

/war-nerd.jpg
/always betty, never veronica


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2013-10-23 11:59:58 AM  
JohnAnnArbor

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I remember her less fat.
 
2013-10-23 12:01:09 PM  
No helpful pictures of what the average farker looks like?  Fark I am dissapoint.
 
2013-10-23 12:01:45 PM  
Maybe it's because she's built like a plank? Where are the hot short brunettes with thick thighage in yoga pants? Those girls aren't single for long.
 
2013-10-23 12:02:19 PM  
"I'm looking for someone serious, who I can set up home with," she said. "Someone who comes from a warm, loving family like mine, who has values like mine."

She left out the part where he needs to have a very large....

/bank account
 
2013-10-23 12:02:25 PM  

Buffalo77: JohnAnnArbor

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I remember her less fat.


Looks pregnant there.
 
2013-10-23 12:03:02 PM  
Ima_Lurker: No helpful pictures of what the average farker looks like?  Fark I am dissapoint.

So you need Studman69 pic?
 
2013-10-23 12:05:35 PM  

No Such Agency: Sadly, we'd probably have literally nothing to talk about.  She probably wouldn't eat anything at any restaurant I'd want to go to, and her bony ass would not feel good in bed.  So I'll say, no, I would not date her.

/war-nerd.jpg
/always betty, never veronica


Whatever she is or isn't, she's not boney.
 
2013-10-23 12:06:12 PM  
She's the type of girl who only dates dicks and then gets mad at all men, thinking all of them are dicks and eventually becomes a lesbian. Then she releases steamy, hot, lesbian sex videos.

Wait, sorry, I may have got carried away at the end there.
 
2013-10-23 12:06:33 PM  
Being an insufferable biatch tends to scare men away.
/on the assumption that insufferable biatchiness is the reason for her relationship status.
 
2013-10-23 12:08:50 PM  
utsagrad123: She's the type of girl who only dates dicks and then gets mad at all men, thinking all of them are dicks and eventually becomes a lesbian. Then she releases steamy, hot, lesbian sex videos.

Wait, sorry, I may have got carried away at the end there.


Go on........
 
2013-10-23 12:11:06 PM  
she can be my girlfriend, I hope she likes balogna and mac & cheese.
 
2013-10-23 12:12:06 PM  
She said:  "I'm very interested in going out with someone who is big and strong and famous."

Where was the fake video from yesterday about spotting a golddigger...
 
2013-10-23 12:12:15 PM  

Crewmannumber6: she can be my girlfriend, I hope she likes balogna and mac & cheese.


Maybe she can cook.
 
2013-10-23 12:17:56 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: I'm also sure Ms. Rafaeli has no lifestyle/monetary requirements for a suitable mate - she'd be perfectly fine with a guy who makes $60,000 per year with two weeks vacation.


Actually, that'd be considered fairly rich in Israel. The average salary here is ILS 9000 a month, which comes out to roughly $30,900 a year before taxes. And most things here cost twice as much as in the West.
 
2013-10-23 12:22:57 PM  
You here this kind of thing a lot.

I figure it's some combo of compliment whoring "oh I'm so ugly, please tell me I'm not", having high standards (justifiably so as she is obviously very attractive and successful), and hanging around the wrong crowd/friends (if the only guys you meet are also 10s, well guys that are 10s don't need to settle down with just one 10 woman, they can bang 9 after 9 after 9 all day long).

The reality is that if she is in a bar behind the VIP curtain with her model friends it is extremely unlikely she would ever meet a regular guy. Take a guy that is an 8, with a solid income, good personality etc. and that guy is never even going to make it past the bouncer guarding the VIP area.  Also I don't know any guy that is secure enough to trust a woman that is better looking than him and who hangs out with celebrities and models while traveling most of the year.
 
2013-10-23 12:23:44 PM  

nocturnal001: You here this kind of thing a lot.


Sigh, I always notice stupid crap like that right after I click "add comment".

*Hear
 
2013-10-23 12:24:11 PM  
Who would want to date a supermodel.  Bring them out for an expensive fancy dinner, and its in the vomitorium before you even paid the bill
 
2013-10-23 12:24:53 PM  
static2.businessinsider.com

Looks like she met a guy on Fark to me
 
2013-10-23 12:26:32 PM  
snarkerati.com
 
2013-10-23 12:29:04 PM  

bostonguy: Yanks_RSJ: I'm also sure Ms. Rafaeli has no lifestyle/monetary requirements for a suitable mate - she'd be perfectly fine with a guy who makes $60,000 per year with two weeks vacation.

Actually, that'd be considered fairly rich in Israel. The average salary here is ILS 9000 a month, which comes out to roughly $30,900 a year before taxes. And most things here cost twice as much as in the West.


Is that a military salary?
 
2013-10-23 12:29:54 PM  

Rixel: Who would want to date a supermodel.  Bring them out for an expensive fancy dinner, and its in the vomitorium before you even paid the bill


dilbert.com
 
2013-10-23 12:30:15 PM  
KWess:
No Such Agency: Sadly, we'd probably have literally nothing to talk about.  She probably wouldn't eat anything at any restaurant I'd want to go to, and her bony ass would not feel good in bed.  So I'll say, no, I would not date her.

/war-nerd.jpg
/always betty, never veronica

Whatever she is or isn't, she's not boney.


Sorry... didn't RTFA.  Definitely not bony, I'll agree.  But I do prefer chubby women and I'm okay with that.
 
2013-10-23 12:33:40 PM  
bostonguy:
Actually, that'd be considered fairly rich in Israel. The average salary here is ILS 9000 a month, which comes out to roughly $30,900 a year before taxes. And most things here cost twice as much as in the West.

How does anyone... afford any stuff?  Even with socialized medicine (I assume) and good social benefits (I assume), I'm guessing the gov't isn't paying everyone's rent.
 
2013-10-23 12:39:15 PM  
My guess is she wants a good looking, well off guy who is famous. Which is all well and good but those guys aren't exactly hurting for choice and any of them who are looking for someone to settle down with would probably prefer someone who isn't in other parts of the world all the time to do photo shoots.

Any of her target group who would go for the hassle of dating someone who is also famous and has a very busy schedule is probably doing it for bragging rights to say they're dating a super model, which wouldn't bode well for long term prospects.
 
2013-10-23 12:41:25 PM  

Target Builder: My guess is she wants a good looking, well off guy who is famous. Which is all well and good but those guys aren't exactly hurting for choice and any of them who are looking for someone to settle down with would probably prefer someone who isn't in other parts of the world all the time to do photo shoots.

Any of her target group who would go for the hassle of dating someone who is also famous and has a very busy schedule is probably doing it for bragging rights to say they're dating a super model, which wouldn't bode well for long term prospects.



Also.

"Boohoo, I can't get a boyfriend"
-Says former girlfriend of Leonardo deCaprio. Uhh, you have previously dated one of the most desired men on the planet.
 
2013-10-23 12:41:26 PM  
i'm convinced these stories are designed to get clicks from cave-dwelling males who are under the impression they will meet the right girl on WoW.

/don't judge me
 
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