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(Huffington Post)   Celebrities who have continually said no to appearing nude in films. Thanks a lot, Natalie Portman   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 75
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2013-10-23 12:25:42 AM
Pretty sure if you want to see Natalie's "dos chee chees", a quick Google search will solve that problem.
 
2013-10-23 04:16:44 AM
Subby apparently didn't RTFA.  The article is actually about celebrities who turned down high-profile roles because it would have required nudity.  For the record, Diane Lane DID do a nude scene in the movie Unfaithful.
 
2013-10-23 04:17:06 AM
 
2013-10-23 04:19:16 AM
lol, 4 people. Quite a list
 
2013-10-23 04:19:18 AM

darkjezter: Diane Lane DID do a nude scene in the movie Unfaithful.


See also: Ladies + Gentlemen - The Incredible Stains (from when she was 18 years of age).

NSFW search, obviously
 
2013-10-23 04:24:33 AM
I know I'm not a celebrity, but I will.gladly appear nude on film. Any film. I'll even arrive pre-hardened if you promise to pay for lunch.
 
2013-10-23 04:51:13 AM

Atomic Spunk: I'll even arrive pre-hardened if you promise to pay for lunch.


Now we know Ron Jeremy's Fark handle.
 
2013-10-23 05:05:54 AM

Atomic Spunk: I know I'm not a celebrity, but I will.gladly appear nude on film. Any film. I'll even arrive pre-hardened if you promise to pay for lunch.


/backs away

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2013-10-23 05:09:59 AM
The movie in question (Lolita) was filmed when Natalie Portman was 15 or so.  Yeah, I'm fine with not seeing that.

Also, it's weird to me the people who think that the book Lolita is anything but a psychological study of a mentally disturbed rapist who has deluded himself into thinking that his child victim wants to be raped.
 
2013-10-23 05:31:28 AM

meanmutton: The movie in question (Lolita) was filmed when Natalie Portman was 15 or so.  Yeah, I'm fine with not seeing that.


Looks like Dominique Swain was 17 when that came out.  And must have been 16 when shooting it.

I've not seen the movie, but I heard Jeremy Irons had trouble getting himself to do some of the scenes with her.
 
2013-10-23 05:52:02 AM
All of those people have appeared nude in film.
 
2013-10-23 06:16:46 AM
 
2013-10-23 06:22:36 AM
Only the first two would have been even mildly interesting to see nude recently anyhow, not really seeing the big loss there.

Or do they mean back when Diane Lane was in an age group people actually want to associate with sex?  Because, um, I'm pretty sure I remember a couple...
 
2013-10-23 06:22:48 AM

thamike: All of those people have appeared nude in film.


Yes, but not the particular films mentioned.
 
2013-10-23 06:26:11 AM

Jim_Callahan: Only the first two would have been even mildly interesting to see nude recently anyhow, not really seeing the big loss there.

Or do they mean back when Diane Lane was in an age group people actually want to associate with sex?  Because, um, I'm pretty sure I remember a couple...


I always think of sex when I see Diane Lane.. well, except when she was Martha Kent this past summer, when she looked like a weathered farmer's wife.

I'd also still love to do naughty things with Michelle Pfieffer.
 
2013-10-23 06:37:23 AM

Alphax: I'd also still love to do naughty things with Michelle Pfieffer.


May I suggest Into The Night?
 
2013-10-23 06:50:18 AM

Alphax: I always think of sex when I see Diane Lane.. well, except when she was Martha Kent this past summer, when she looked like a weathered farmer's wife.


What if you're a weathered farmer?
 
2013-10-23 06:55:06 AM

batlock666: Alphax: I'd also still love to do naughty things with Michelle Pfieffer.

May I suggest Into The Night?


Haven't seen that one.. but it's the same year as LadyHawke, and her beauty was unearthly in that one.
 
2013-10-23 06:59:06 AM

dittybopper: Alphax: I always think of sex when I see Diane Lane.. well, except when she was Martha Kent this past summer, when she looked like a weathered farmer's wife.

What if you're a weathered farmer?


Then get ready to plow the field.
 
2013-10-23 07:14:23 AM

Alphax: batlock666: Alphax: I'd also still love to do naughty things with Michelle Pfieffer.

May I suggest Into The Night?

Haven't seen that one.. but it's the same year as LadyHawke, and her beauty was unearthly in that one.


She goes completely nude in that movie, and you get to see everything.
 
2013-10-23 07:14:57 AM
Michelle Pfeiffer in Basic Instinct would have been interesting to see.
 
2013-10-23 07:26:33 AM

batlock666: Alphax: batlock666: Alphax: I'd also still love to do naughty things with Michelle Pfieffer.

May I suggest Into The Night?

Haven't seen that one.. but it's the same year as LadyHawke, and her beauty was unearthly in that one.

She goes completely nude in that movie, and you get to see everything.


It appears to be on Netflix streaming :-)
 
2013-10-23 07:30:31 AM

darkjezter: Subby apparently didn't RTFA.  The article is actually about celebrities who turned down high-profile roles because it would have required nudity.  For the record, Diane Lane DID do a nude scene in the movie Unfaithful.


And "A Walk on the Moon". Good deal of DIANE FARKING LANE nudity.

It's also a very good movie with an all-star cast.
 
2013-10-23 07:49:39 AM
I liked Closer but Natalie Portman naked would have made me like it more.
 
2013-10-23 07:55:44 AM

Atomic Spunk: dittybopper: Alphax: I always think of sex when I see Diane Lane.. well, except when she was Martha Kent this past summer, when she looked like a weathered farmer's wife.

What if you're a weathered farmer?

Then get ready to plow the field.


Gettin' out my pitchfork, pokin' her hay.
 
2013-10-23 08:10:09 AM

meanmutton: The movie in question (Lolita) was filmed when Natalie Portman was 15 or so.  Yeah, I'm fine with not seeing that.

Also, it's weird to me the people who think that the book Lolita is anything but a psychological study of a mentally disturbed rapist who has deluded himself into thinking that his child victim wants to be raped.


Did you, you know, actually read the book? Because it's pretty obvious what it's actually about.

You should at least watch the Kubrick version. It manages to be clean (ish) and still be about more or less the same thing as the book.
 
2013-10-23 08:14:13 AM

Jim_Callahan: Only the first two would have been even mildly interesting to see nude recently anyhow, not really seeing the big loss there.

Or do they mean back when Diane Lane was in an age group people actually want to associate with sex?  Because, um, I'm pretty sure I remember a couple...


You shut your whore mouth


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2013-10-23 08:14:37 AM
Woefully short list.  How about a list of people who turned down roles because they wouldn't blow the producer during casting ?  That would probably net more than 4 results.
 
2013-10-23 08:19:51 AM
ahhh, a misleading headline goes green.  it's a day ending in "y" .
 
2013-10-23 08:32:20 AM

meanmutton: The movie in question (Lolita) was filmed when Natalie Portman was 15 or so.  Yeah, I'm fine with not seeing that.

Also, it's weird to me the people who think that the book Lolita is anything but a psychological study of a mentally disturbed rapist who has deluded himself into thinking that his child victim wants to be raped.


But she did The Professional, and honestly the deleted scenes in that go WAY beyond anything that was in Lolita
 
2013-10-23 08:36:42 AM
Stars Who Turned Down Nude Roles

I want the 10 seconds back that it took me to go through this list.
 
2013-10-23 08:43:45 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: meanmutton: The movie in question (Lolita) was filmed when Natalie Portman was 15 or so.  Yeah, I'm fine with not seeing that.

Also, it's weird to me the people who think that the book Lolita is anything but a psychological study of a mentally disturbed rapist who has deluded himself into thinking that his child victim wants to be raped.

But she did The Professional, and honestly the deleted scenes in that go WAY beyond anything that was in Lolita


I doubt they actually filmed the scenes that you are thinking off, the ones from the original script...
 
2013-10-23 08:53:18 AM

Wolf892: I doubt they actually filmed the scenes that you are thinking off, the ones from the original script...


Kubrick took a hatchet and razor to Vlads original script and hacked a lot of stuff out. About as racy as it got was akin to his scene with LeeLee Sobieski prostitot in Eyes Wide Shut.
 
2013-10-23 09:01:38 AM
I don't mind when an actress turns down roles that would require her to be nude. I do mind when an actress' "no nudity" contract causes her character to be dressed when in reality she would have been nude. I'm looking at you, Scarlett Johansson in "Vicky Christina Barcelona".
 
2013-10-23 09:03:00 AM

SmackLT: Natalie ain't no motherf*ckin' role model


YO SHUT THE **** UP AND SUCK MY ****

/hadn;t heard that in a while
//good stuff
 
2013-10-23 09:03:17 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Wolf892: I doubt they actually filmed the scenes that you are thinking off, the ones from the original script...

Kubrick took a hatchet and razor to Vlads original script and hacked a lot of stuff out. About as racy as it got was akin to his scene with LeeLee Sobieski prostitot in Eyes Wide Shut.


Wrong version of Lolita.
 
2013-10-23 09:06:53 AM

meanmutton: The movie in question (Lolita) was filmed when Natalie Portman was 15 or so.  Yeah, I'm fine with not seeing that.

Also, it's weird to me the people who think that the book Lolita is anything but a psychological study of a mentally disturbed rapist who has deluded himself into thinking that his child victim wants to be raped.


I've seen arguments that it's metaphor, where Humbert = Europe, and Lolita = America.
 
2013-10-23 09:12:59 AM

Alphax: Jim_Callahan: Only the first two would have been even mildly interesting to see nude recently anyhow, not really seeing the big loss there.

Or do they mean back when Diane Lane was in an age group people actually want to associate with sex?  Because, um, I'm pretty sure I remember a couple...

I always think of sex when I see Diane Lane.. well, except when she was Martha Kent this past summer, when she looked like a weathered farmer's wife.

I'd also still love to do naughty things with Michelle Pfieffer.


Provided she wears the catwoman outfit and there is a constant loop of Gangsta's Paradise playing in the background.
 
2013-10-23 09:20:37 AM

Sinbox: darkjezter: Diane Lane DID do a nude scene in the movie Unfaithful.

See also: Ladies + Gentlemen - The Incredible Stains (from when she was 18 years of age).

NSFW search, obviously


The Fabulous Stains
 
2013-10-23 09:29:42 AM

darkjezter: Subby apparently didn't RTFA.  The article is actually about celebrities who turned down high-profile roles because it would have required nudity.  For the record, Diane Lane DID do a nude scene in the movie Unfaithful.


Lane's been naked a lot. http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/name.php/384 (Obviously NSFW)
 
2013-10-23 09:44:52 AM

Jim_Callahan:

Or do they mean back when Diane Lane was in an age group people actually want to associate with sex?  Because, um, I'm pretty sure I remember a couple...


farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-23 09:56:13 AM

Atomic Spunk: dittybopper: Alphax: I always think of sex when I see Diane Lane.. well, except when she was Martha Kent this past summer, when she looked like a weathered farmer's wife.

What if you're a weathered farmer?

Then get ready to plow the field.


(Baseball announcer) Here's the windup, there comes the pitch...and POW! Out of the ball park!
 
2013-10-23 10:27:55 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: I don't mind when an actress turns down roles that would require her to be nude. I do mind when an actress' "no nudity" contract causes her character to be dressed when in reality she would have been nude. I'm looking at you, Scarlett Johansson in "Vicky Christina Barcelona".


This
 
2013-10-23 10:34:35 AM

meanmutton: The movie in question (Lolita) was filmed when Natalie Portman was 15 or so.  Yeah, I'm fine with not seeing that.

Also, it's weird to me the people who think that the book Lolita is anything but a psychological study of a mentally disturbed rapist who has deluded himself into thinking that his child victim wants to be raped.


It's never been filmed that way
I would love to see it done more like American Psycho except in reverse where at the end the curtain reveals Lolita to be nothing more than a traumatized little girl and Humpert is nothing more than a greasy raincoat wearing sleaze
 
2013-10-23 10:46:40 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: I don't mind when an actress turns down roles that would require her to be nude. I do mind when an actress' "no nudity" contract causes her character to be dressed when in reality she would have been nude. I'm looking at you, Scarlett Johansson in "Vicky Christina Barcelona"

and Jessica Alba in "Sin City".

FTFY
 
2013-10-23 10:57:26 AM

ristst: Tyrone Slothrop: I don't mind when an actress turns down roles that would require her to be nude. I do mind when an actress' "no nudity" contract causes her character to be dressed when in reality she would have been nude. I'm looking at you, Scarlett Johansson in "Vicky Christina Barcelona" and Jessica Alba in "Sin City" and Neve Campbell in Wild Things

FTFY


FTFY
 
2013-10-23 10:57:53 AM
Celebrities who have continually said no to eating cheeseburgers. Thanks a lot, Natalie Portman

A list of four occasions when a celebrity ordered something other than a cheeseburger.
 
2013-10-23 11:19:57 AM
While she's never been nude in a movie, Natalie Portman does give a great upskirt shot while wearing a thong in V For Vendetta
 
2013-10-23 11:41:48 AM
From the Mr. Cranky review of Unfaithful:

I would care a bit if Diane Lane were buck naked for long periods of time in this film, but she's not. In fact, it's pretty obvious that both she and Lyne are trying to distract us from her sagging breasts, since their appearance is always introduced, without fail, by either her husband, Edward (Richard Gere), or her lover, Paul Martel (Olivier Martinez), hoisting them up from below the bottom of the screen.
 
2013-10-23 11:55:00 AM
Thank heaven for French actresses, they'll take off their clothes for any role. Julie Delpy? In "After Midnight" she has about five minute scene where she's having a conversation topless. Ludivine Sagnier has also gone topless.
 
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