kxs401: This is trying way too hard.
FloydA: I'd be tempted to club subby in the head because that pun is really ruben me the wrong way, but he's just a po' boy from a poor family. Shawarma going to do? I suppose I'll just have to muffuletta nd just go croque, monsieur.
Cake Hunter: She's just...having...sex?...with her, um. Sandwich.I'm terrible at these.
BATMANATEE: kxs401: This is trying way too hard.This
Devolving_Spud: Lettuce wrap this thread up.
Harry_Seldon: Darn it, I forgot to buy ketchup at the store tonight. I bought some Foster Farms Crispy Chicken Strips and Ore-Ida Steak Fries. What the hell?
Bonanza Jellybean: Man, subby really captured the delicate essence of punny headlines with that one!
Grey Fox: More of a Sandwich artist, really.
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Harry_Seldon: Darn it, I forgot to buy ketchup at the store tonight. I bought some Foster Farms Crispy Chicken Strips and Ore-Ida Steak Fries. What the hell?Ketchup and BBQ sauce, right? I mean, you aren't using the ketchup for the chicken strips... are you??
miss diminutive: Devolving_Spud: Lettuce wrap this thread up.We knead at yeast a few more farkers to ryes to the occasion first.
Texas Gabe: If only we hadn't said goodbye to Mr. Chips.
EllenTheBad: Q: What flies through the air and makes people sick?A: Peter PunWell, okay, puns don't make me sick. I love them! The above was just a thing I remembered from a semantics class in high school. LOLGood on the teach in the FTA. Subby, you made me laugh, and that's enough.Going back to my cave now...but before that, I just wondered if teaching is her bread & butter or if--possibly--she ever had her wages garnished. She'd be in a pickle then.
CygnusDarius: And, for those who don't know what, or how, to make a Smorgastarta.
kxs401: This is trying and failing way too hard.
a particular individual: kxs401: This is trying and failing way too hard.The crap that gets greened these days... and the genius that doesn't.
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