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(Pantagraph)   "Sandwich Teacher Wins State's Top Education Honor." Why? She never needed a sub. She had no condiment but mayo issue a meaty statement with relish later; she doesn't want to be a ham   (pantagraph.com) divider line 54
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2013-10-22 06:05:38 PM
Note the use of the "Hero" tag.

This is how it's done folks.

10/10 ... flawless victory.
 
2013-10-22 06:08:21 PM
Let the rye comments begin
 
2013-10-22 06:17:59 PM
Good headline.
 
2013-10-22 06:53:00 PM
Nicely done +1
 
2013-10-22 06:58:32 PM
Au jus!
 
2013-10-22 07:10:09 PM
Don't be philly, puns are cheesy with this much at steak.
 
2013-10-22 07:22:04 PM
This is trying way too hard.
 
2013-10-22 08:04:23 PM

kxs401: This is trying way too hard.


This
 
2013-10-22 08:07:32 PM
I have nothing but respect for teachers and their breadth of knowledge doughn't you?

/Sorry, I'm on a roll here
 
2013-10-22 08:20:55 PM
I'd be tempted to club subby in the head because that pun is really ruben me the wrong way, but he's just a po' boy from a poor family.  Shawarma going to do?  I suppose I'll just have to muffuletta nd just go croque, monsieur.
 
2013-10-22 08:34:42 PM
She's just...having...sex?

...with her, um. Sandwich.

I'm terrible at these.
 
2013-10-22 09:18:40 PM

FloydA: I'd be tempted to club subby in the head because that pun is really ruben me the wrong way, but he's just a po' boy from a poor family.  Shawarma going to do?  I suppose I'll just have to muffuletta nd just go croque, monsieur.


Curse you, you've taken most of the puns! Well, not all of them, but I'm afraid that if I tell the last one the admins might banh mi.
 
2013-10-22 09:34:47 PM

Cake Hunter: She's just...having...sex?

...with her, um. Sandwich.

I'm terrible at these.


Yet I'm strangely aroused.
 
2013-10-22 09:40:55 PM
Eat ALL the sammiches !
 
2013-10-22 09:49:02 PM
This story puts me in a real pickle
 
2013-10-22 09:50:07 PM
Lettuce wrap this thread up.
 
2013-10-22 09:50:11 PM

BATMANATEE: kxs401: This is trying way too hard.

This


When you pun, you pun all the way. You don't hold back, you don't hesitate. You commit yourself to the pun and this achieve total victory.

Pun score 0/10. A perfect score possible for such an excellent pun run.
 
2013-10-22 09:53:46 PM
More of a Sandwich artist, really.
 
2013-10-22 09:57:23 PM
I marble at that headline.
 
2013-10-22 09:57:59 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-10-22 09:58:54 PM
Teacher of the Year?  That's a pretty exclusive club!
 
2013-10-22 10:00:32 PM
Darn it, I forgot to buy ketchup at the store tonight. I bought some Foster Farms Crispy Chicken Strips and Ore-Ida Steak Fries. What the hell?
 
2013-10-22 10:03:12 PM

Devolving_Spud: Lettuce wrap this thread up.


We knead at yeast a few more farkers to ryes to the occasion first.
 
2013-10-22 10:05:15 PM
Wtf? Does Subby has a yeast infection?
 
2013-10-22 10:06:28 PM
Man, subby really captured the delicate essence of punny headlines with that one!
 
2013-10-22 10:07:29 PM

Harry_Seldon: Darn it, I forgot to buy ketchup at the store tonight. I bought some Foster Farms Crispy Chicken Strips and Ore-Ida Steak Fries. What the hell?




That sounds terrible, no wonder you need to drown out the taste with tomato paste, vinegar and high fructose corn syrup.
 
2013-10-22 10:11:17 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: Man, subby really captured the delicate essence of punny headlines with that one!


Nice!
 
2013-10-22 10:11:32 PM

Grey Fox: More of a Sandwich artist, really.


Sandwich teachers are where they learn their craft.
 
2013-10-22 10:13:21 PM
I would tell you guys where to stick your bad sandwich puns, but they might Bánh mì
 
2013-10-22 10:15:57 PM
I was going to make some puns, but I have to read through and ketchup on all of the posts to make sure they haven't been used already.
 
2013-10-22 10:17:40 PM

Harry_Seldon: Darn it, I forgot to buy ketchup at the store tonight. I bought some Foster Farms Crispy Chicken Strips and Ore-Ida Steak Fries. What the hell?


Ketchup and BBQ sauce, right? I mean, you aren't using the ketchup for the chicken strips... are you??
 
2013-10-22 10:19:46 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Harry_Seldon: Darn it, I forgot to buy ketchup at the store tonight. I bought some Foster Farms Crispy Chicken Strips and Ore-Ida Steak Fries. What the hell?

Ketchup and BBQ sauce, right? I mean, you aren't using the ketchup for the chicken strips... are you??


www.kensfoods.com
 
2013-10-22 10:19:56 PM

miss diminutive: Devolving_Spud: Lettuce wrap this thread up.

We knead at yeast a few more farkers to ryes to the occasion first.


Like?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-22 10:23:32 PM
If only we hadn't said goodbye to Mr. Chips.
 
2013-10-22 10:29:57 PM
www.bonappetit.com

Approves
 
2013-10-22 10:35:38 PM

Texas Gabe: If only we hadn't said goodbye to Mr. Chips.


www.troll.me
 
BBH
2013-10-22 10:35:50 PM
It is a good thing that a nearby town and Sandwich does not consolidate their schools, their name would be Plano - Sandwich.
 
2013-10-22 10:50:16 PM
Very nicely done, subby.
 
2013-10-22 10:53:11 PM
A cheesy headline, no matter how you slice it.
 
2013-10-22 10:55:35 PM
That's gonna be a interesting Smorgastarta.
 
2013-10-22 11:11:00 PM
The Great Sandwich Maker from Bob accepts challenge from Top Education Honor Sandwich Teacher.
Has anybody seen the last of the cured perfectly normal beast ?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-10-22 11:16:40 PM
Q: What flies through the air and makes people sick?
A: Peter Pun

Well, okay, puns don't make me sick. I love them! The above was just a thing I remembered from a semantics class in high school. LOL

Good on the teach in the FTA. Subby, you made me laugh, and that's enough.

Going back to my cave now...but  before that, I just wondered if teaching is her bread & butter or if--possibly--she ever had her wages garnished. She'd be in a pickle then.
 
2013-10-22 11:24:02 PM

EllenTheBad: Q: What flies through the air and makes people sick?
A: Peter Pun

Well, okay, puns don't make me sick. I love them! The above was just a thing I remembered from a semantics class in high school. LOL

Good on the teach in the FTA. Subby, you made me laugh, and that's enough.

Going back to my cave now...but  before that, I just wondered if teaching is her bread & butter or if--possibly--she ever had her wages garnished. She'd be in a pickle then.


You relished every word of that
 
2013-10-23 12:05:44 AM
I'd grinder.

/well, I don't really know that since there is no pic.
 
2013-10-23 12:12:09 AM
Subby is a real turkey, and all these puns are baloney.
 
2013-10-23 12:34:03 AM
 
2013-10-23 01:07:03 AM

CygnusDarius: And, for those who don't know what, or how, to make a Smorgastarta.


I don't know whether to be scared, appalled or hungry.
 
2013-10-23 01:09:06 AM
Since I DNRTFA I'm gonna  take a wild guess and say this is another Lunch Lady story.
Ham I rye?
 
2013-10-23 01:39:31 AM

kxs401: This is trying and failing way too hard.


The crap that gets greened these days... and the genius that doesn't.
 
2013-10-23 03:24:30 AM

a particular individual: kxs401: This is trying and failing way too hard.

The crap that gets greened these days... and the genius that doesn't.


You seem to have done well for yourself in a short time, noobish one

/methinks you may have... experience
 
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