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(AZ Family)   You might be trying too hard to repress your homosexual tendencies if you dislike a bar poster of shirtless men so much you set it on fire and end up burning the place down   (azfamily.com) divider line 74
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2013-10-22 08:08:20 PM
He was adding to the advertisement,  subby.

Those men were HOT HOT HOT!!!
 
2013-10-22 08:10:01 PM
The "flaming" part isn't supposed to be literal.
 
2013-10-22 08:10:56 PM
Why so happy?
 
2013-10-22 08:10:59 PM
lol at that mugshot
 
2013-10-22 08:12:15 PM
That mugshot is some trailer park grade fugly.
 
2013-10-22 08:12:25 PM
Valenzuela set fire to Plazma

Must have had some special sort of nuclear matches.
 
2013-10-22 08:12:34 PM
NTTAWW... oh, wait
 
2013-10-22 08:13:42 PM
What a homo.
 
2013-10-22 08:14:16 PM
Clearly missing some important chromosomes.
 
2013-10-22 08:16:57 PM
Maricopa County, Sherriff Joe will have him back in Mexico and starting fires in no time
 
2013-10-22 08:17:03 PM
Its good when young psychopaths demonstrate their tendencies early in life so we can lock them up and get them out of the way.
 
2013-10-22 08:18:02 PM

Hickory-smoked: Clearly missing some important chromosomes.


Or one too many
 
2013-10-22 08:19:54 PM
Valenzuela did not try to put out the fire or call 911, according to police. Instead, he watched the fire grow larger then jumped the fence and left the area.

So he was on the fence about things but the sight of flaming shirtless men made him go off?

Sounds gay to me.
 
2013-10-22 08:21:40 PM
My theory is he was masturbating so furiously that it kindled a spark, thereby resulting in literal fiery homo lust.
 
2013-10-22 08:23:08 PM
img6.imageshack.us

Jesus Christ, I can't decide if I want to punch him or kick him.  Probably both.
 
2013-10-22 08:28:00 PM
Plazma in Phoenix is a gay bar. Known for drag shows. Homophobe bashers really take rejection hard the first time.

I'm sure sheriff Joe will have him in pink panties in no time.
 
2013-10-22 08:28:36 PM
Huh, what do you know...the bar he was in (Plazma) is a gay bar.  http://phoenix.gaycities.com/bars/620-plazma
Wonder what he was doing in there?
 
2013-10-22 08:32:28 PM
Sounds like the bastard child of Floriduh, and Taxaas, probly burned it down "'cuz of Jesus!".
 
2013-10-22 08:35:40 PM
He's like a human Grumpy Cat.
 
2013-10-22 08:36:01 PM
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Does NOT approve.
 
2013-10-22 08:39:59 PM

kid_icarus: Huh, what do you know...the bar he was in (Plazma) is a gay bar.  http://phoenix.gaycities.com/bars/620-plazma
Wonder what he was doing in there?


not getting enough attention - apparently.
 
2013-10-22 08:40:50 PM
Sounds like the bastard child of Floriduh, and Teaxas, probly burned it down "'cuz of Jesus!".
 
2013-10-22 08:40:59 PM

Lsherm: Jesus Christ, I can't decide if I want to punch him or kick him.  Probably both.


Whyyy?!

Can't you see the look of regret in his eyes?!
Can't you see just how sorry he looks?!!!

Yeah, neither can I.
 
2013-10-22 08:43:39 PM
I went to my first gay bar a few weeks ago... Maybe I'm naive, but I honestly thought it would be just a normal bar, only with a bunch of gay dudes instead of frat bros and party chicks. It was... Not at all what I was expecting.

/right thread this time
 
2013-10-22 08:44:25 PM
To paraphrase Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery, I looked at the picture and thought:

It's a lesbian, baby!

A very angry young lesbian who can't stand the sight of half-nekkid men.

Just look at the picture again.

You know I'm right.
 
2013-10-22 08:51:32 PM
classic jughead right there.
 
2013-10-22 08:51:42 PM
I bet he could suck the tip of his nose if he tried.
 
2013-10-22 08:52:35 PM

Snazzy1: He's like a human Grumpy Cat.


That's his O face.
 
2013-10-22 08:53:10 PM
I can't figure out if it's jealousy or repressed homosexuality, so I proclaim, why not both?  But seriously, you can look at that mug shot and see that there's something wrong with the guy.  Not quite extra chromosome level, but darn, he belongs in a zoo.
 
2013-10-22 08:53:38 PM
I imagine that, since it happened on the back deck, and the car repair business next door was open, he did it while they were closed.  Which implies to me that he intended to commit a major act of arson, not just burn a poster.

In which case... he is an unmitigated failure.  FAILURE.

And a gay-baiter, if not a closet or latent homosexual.
 
2013-10-22 08:54:51 PM
Someone please Photoshop his mugshot to turn that frown around.

/I know one of you farkers is thinking about it
 
2013-10-22 08:57:22 PM
That face

Those eyes

They just scream, INBREEDING.
 
2013-10-22 09:00:12 PM
I have a cousin (who turned out to be gay.(that doesn't sound right but you know what I mean) who got into a shiart-ton of trouble as a teenager for prank calling a gay bar,  so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

/csb
 
2013-10-22 09:01:41 PM

Lsherm: [img6.imageshack.us image 469x264]

Jesus Christ, I can't decide if I want to punch him or kick him.  Probably both.


Kunch.
 
2013-10-22 09:07:23 PM
So I take it that those females who get all pissed over suggestive posters/billboards of females are all just screaming repressed lesbians as well...
 
2013-10-22 09:09:55 PM

zzrhardy: So I take it that those females who get all pissed over suggestive posters/billboards of females are all just screaming repressed lesbians as well...


Just the ones who resort to arson and look like and act like they belong to a degenerate branch of the hominid tree.
 
2013-10-22 09:11:39 PM

MrHappyRotter: zzrhardy: So I take it that those females who get all pissed over suggestive posters/billboards of females are all just screaming repressed lesbians as well...

Just the ones who resort to arson and look like and act like they belong to a degenerate branch of the hominid tree.


On iPad, can't imbed images easily. Frumpy woman protesting Hooters pic came to mind.
 
2013-10-22 09:11:55 PM
Does anyone find the fact that he is in a bar and only 19............?
 
2013-10-22 09:14:27 PM
the 2014 Calendars just appeared in stores. I know what we can send this fellow to cheer him up.
 
2013-10-22 09:16:34 PM

kendejo42: Does anyone find the fact that he is in a bar and only 19............?


I initially thought that too, but FTA it sounds like the fire was started on an exterior wall.
 
2013-10-22 09:21:45 PM

Lsherm: Jesus Christ, I can't decide if I want to punch him or kick him.  Probably both.


I would opt for a high roundhouse kick. Embodies the best of a punch and a kick, plus if you pull it off right, you look like a total badass.
 
2013-10-22 09:24:19 PM
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Hannover Fist? Is that you?

images.sodahead.com

/Hanging's too good for him
 
2013-10-22 09:25:58 PM

kid_icarus: Huh, what do you know...the bar he was in (Plazma) is a gay bar.  http://phoenix.gaycities.com/bars/620-plazma
Wonder what he was doing in there?


I didn't get the impression he was inside.


RatMotor: kendejo42: Does anyone find the fact that he is in a bar and only 19............?

I initially thought that too, but FTA it sounds like the fire was started on an exterior wall.


Also this.
 
2013-10-22 09:27:40 PM
Looking at his mugshot, brought to mind Arizona's state motto: "Today's morons are tomorrow's imbeciles".
 
2013-10-22 09:46:24 PM

ShobuZukuri: That face

Those eyes

They just scream, INBREEDING.


They scream Raphael Theodore Cruz, jr  to me .
 
2013-10-22 10:03:28 PM
BRO? BRO!
 
2013-10-22 10:06:16 PM

Albert911emt: Someone please Photoshop his mugshot to turn that frown around.

/I know one of you farkers is thinking about it


Q&D:
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2013-10-22 10:22:47 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I went to my first gay bar a few weeks ago... Maybe I'm naive, but I honestly thought it would be just a normal bar, only with a bunch of gay dudes instead of frat bros and party chicks. It was... Not at all what I was expecting.

/right thread this time


I just want you to know that for some reason, I'm still giggling.
 
2013-10-22 10:22:58 PM

Lsherm: [img6.imageshack.us image 469x264]

Jesus Christ, I can't decide if I want to punch him or kick him.  Probably both.


You can't punch him if you are grasping both of those "ears" while kicking him. Try to focus on proper form in the future.
 
2013-10-22 10:28:37 PM

whatshisname: Hickory-smoked: Clearly missing some important chromosomes.

Or one too many


But he - brought home the bacon
 
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