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(Sky.com)   I'm a shark. I'm a SHAAAARK. Suck my.....OWWWWWW that hurt   (news.sky.com) divider line 7
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13419 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Oct 2013 at 9:28 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-22 09:36:08 PM  
2 votes:
COME ON! SERIOUSLY?

dude; the shark was just seeing if you were tasty; there's no reason to punch him in the eye. He probably would have been all; "that's no seal, that's one of those hairless monkey thingys. Those things are so greasy; and they taste like that trash that they throw in the water." And then; he'd have swam off to continue his sharkyness, elsewhere.
2013-10-22 10:35:11 PM  
1 votes:

Red Shirt Blues: freetomato: I have a decent scar on my leg from a piece of broken glass that cut me. It was inside a garbage bag I was carrying to to the dumpster. The bag swung and sliced my calf.

My story is that I was cliff diving in Baja Mexico and got nipped by a nurse shark when I swam back to shore. I am not a great liar but I have pulled it off more than once. Not to be duplicitous but for amusement's sake. If questioned, I admit the truth and laugh.

Pick another shark. Try a thresher.


I could say a trapezoid shark. Some would buy it, and consider themselves infromed.
2013-10-22 10:18:53 PM  
1 votes:
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this came to mind
2013-10-22 10:09:48 PM  
1 votes:

freetomato: I have a decent scar on my leg from a piece of broken glass that cut me. It was inside a garbage bag I was carrying to to the dumpster. The bag swung and sliced my calf.

My story is that I was cliff diving in Baja Mexico and got nipped by a nurse shark when I swam back to shore. I am not a great liar but I have pulled it off more than once. Not to be duplicitous but for amusement's sake. If questioned, I admit the truth and laugh.


Pick another shark. Try a thresher.
2013-10-22 09:51:44 PM  
1 votes:
Based on the meme I thought someone grabbed a shark and started doing something entirely different...
2013-10-22 09:50:38 PM  
1 votes:
Well, at least the story will get him free drinks for a few years.
2013-10-22 07:58:02 PM  
1 votes:
A picture of the surf board would be too much to ask for?
 
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