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(Some Guy)   Sony tries to stop nude images of Ellen Page from Beyond: Two Souls from spreading online. Thanks for the head's up, Streisand   (justpushstart.com) divider line 86
    More: Interesting, two souls, Ellen Page, Sony, nude images, Sony Computer Entertainment  
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2013-10-22 04:17:39 PM  
Who would predicted that a naked cartoon would be so boring?
 
2013-10-22 04:25:42 PM  
Would someone kindly link to that Page?
 
2013-10-22 04:29:02 PM  

Texas Gabe: Would someone kindly link to that Page?


Nobody wants to see that, man
 
2013-10-22 04:30:11 PM  
fap?
 
2013-10-22 04:30:20 PM  
I would like to take some photos... you know... for the archives.
 
2013-10-22 04:30:28 PM  
They're not doing a very good job.  GIS showed plenty immediately.
 
2013-10-22 04:36:26 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-22 04:40:15 PM  
And good luck to em.
 
2013-10-22 04:42:45 PM  
TTIWWP
 
2013-10-22 04:45:13 PM  

redsquid: [i.imgur.com image 500x281]


one of the most awkward cinematic moments in recent memory
 
2013-10-22 04:47:22 PM  
My avatar wants to fap---but has no junk.
 
2013-10-22 04:53:18 PM  

MurphyMurphy: Texas Gabe: Would someone kindly link to that Page?

Nobody wants to see that, man


Between Hard Candy and An American Crime, I'd probably OD on Viagra before I could ever get a chubby for her.
 
2013-10-22 04:54:22 PM  

redsquid: [i.imgur.com image 500x281]


Is that Jennifer Garner? If so, what movie?

ps: elektra
 
2013-10-22 04:57:31 PM  

phillydrifter: redsquid: [i.imgur.com image 500x281]

Is that Jennifer Garner? If so, what movie?

ps: elektra


Ellen Page. I think it's called "Super."
 
2013-10-22 04:57:37 PM  

Phil Clinton: They're not doing a very good job.  GIS showed plenty immediately.


I'm amazed at how well the PS3 can render pubic hair.
 
2013-10-22 04:59:22 PM  

Benjamin Stone: phillydrifter: redsquid: [i.imgur.com image 500x281]

Is that Jennifer Garner? If so, what movie?

ps: elektra

Ellen Page. I think it's called "Super."


It's got Dwight from The Office in it too, although he does not get nude.
 
2013-10-22 05:00:21 PM  

Benjamin Stone: phillydrifter: redsquid: [i.imgur.com image 500x281]

Is that Jennifer Garner? If so, what movie?

ps: elektra

Ellen Page. I think it's called "Super."


Was that the one with Dwight from The Office? I didn't see much, but what I saw I remember it being pretty farked up.
 
2013-10-22 05:02:03 PM  

phillydrifter: redsquid: [i.imgur.com image 500x281]

Is that Jennifer Garner? If so, what movie?

ps: elektra


Ellen from the movie "Super" (with kick-ass opening credits)
 
2013-10-22 05:07:22 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Benjamin Stone: phillydrifter: redsquid: [i.imgur.com image 500x281]

Is that Jennifer Garner? If so, what movie?

ps: elektra

Ellen Page. I think it's called "Super."

Was that the one with Dwight from The Office? I didn't see much, but what I saw I remember it being pretty farked up.


Yeah, I didn't know what to expect. Some vigilante Kick-Ass type flick. It's a bit more twisted than that though.
 
2013-10-22 05:08:25 PM  

Rhypskallion: My avatar wants to fap---but has no junk.


I have no junk, and I must fap.
 
2013-10-22 05:12:15 PM  
Bookmarked
 
2013-10-22 05:17:27 PM  
Thanks for the multiple double entendres Subby.
 
2013-10-22 05:28:55 PM  
I have to suspect that was Sony's intent all along, Subs.
 
2013-10-22 05:29:49 PM  
Pretty sure that's not her body.
 
2013-10-22 05:44:45 PM  

Benjamin Stone: scottydoesntknow: Benjamin Stone: phillydrifter: redsquid: [i.imgur.com image 500x281]

Is that Jennifer Garner? If so, what movie?

ps: elektra

Ellen Page. I think it's called "Super."

Was that the one with Dwight from The Office? I didn't see much, but what I saw I remember it being pretty farked up.

Yeah, I didn't know what to expect. Some vigilante Kick-Ass type flick. It's a bit more twisted than that though.


It's more of a satire of the glorification of sex and violence in the superhero genre.

/Shut up crime!
 
2013-10-22 05:46:08 PM  

Richard C Stanford: Rhypskallion: My avatar wants to fap---but has no junk.

I have no junk, and I must fap.


Harlan Ellison's Watching

/as is ceiling cat
 
2013-10-22 06:01:07 PM  

Texas Gabe: Would someone kindly link to that Page?


NSFW and really just meh frankly.
 
2013-10-22 06:01:15 PM  
It took less than 30 secs to find some of the images, big deal, naked cartoon <yawn>
 
2013-10-22 06:05:58 PM  

Yakk: Texas Gabe: Would someone kindly link to that Page?

NSFW and really just meh frankly.


but! BUT! she was told there wouldn't be any nudity! think of her image and defamation of character.

It's a solid meh. Not really newsworthy.
 
2013-10-22 06:06:28 PM  
The uncanny valley is not an innuendo
 
2013-10-22 06:07:09 PM  

Stile4aly: Benjamin Stone: scottydoesntknow: Benjamin Stone: phillydrifter: redsquid: [i.imgur.com image 500x281]

Is that Jennifer Garner? If so, what movie?

ps: elektra

Ellen Page. I think it's called "Super."

Was that the one with Dwight from The Office? I didn't see much, but what I saw I remember it being pretty farked up.

Yeah, I didn't know what to expect. Some vigilante Kick-Ass type flick. It's a bit more twisted than that though.

It's more of a satire of the glorification of sex and violence in the superhero genre.

/Shut up crime!


Ha, I noticed it's streaming on Netflix still and/or again. I can't remember when I first saw it, but it's been a while. I think I might watch it again tonight.
 
2013-10-22 06:09:09 PM  
i guess this time it's ok to complain about sharp knees
 
2013-10-22 06:09:17 PM  

Yakk: Texas Gabe: Would someone kindly link to that Page?

NSFW and really just meh frankly.


Yeah, not that big a deal.  In my um "research", the fakes are more hair raising than a computer rendered body.
 
2013-10-22 06:21:09 PM  
They know they can't do a damn thing, but are probably trying to Page doesn't raise a legal stink for it.


On a related note, I still need to finish heavy rain.  It also had a better shower scene this beyond as well.
 
2013-10-22 06:26:12 PM  

Stone Meadow: I have to suspect that was Sony's intent all along, Subs.


Yeah. Seems like this is just something to drum up publicity for the game's release.
 
2013-10-22 06:27:55 PM  
Wait, it's a video game? I clicked on this?

Harumph

i cant fap to this.jpg
 
2013-10-22 06:28:48 PM  

Antimatter:  I still need to finish heavy rain.


Say hi to Shaun and Jason several times for me.
 
2013-10-22 06:33:28 PM  

Antimatter: They know they can't do a damn thing


Never underestimate the hubris of executives.
 
2013-10-22 06:39:30 PM  
nude images of Ellen Page

Really? I didn't think she would

nude character model of Ellen Page

Oh.
 
2013-10-22 06:39:43 PM  
serious question -- WHY is this in the game, if it's never supposed to be on-screen?  if i'm reading TFA right, the "camera" isn't supposed to pan below her shoulders, so why even code nipples at all?
 
2013-10-22 06:41:08 PM  

Dragonflew: Antimatter:  I still need to finish heavy rain.

Say hi to Shaun and Jason several times for me.


What's awesome is what happens if you deadpan scream 'Jason' at PAX.
 
2013-10-22 06:43:38 PM  

Yakk: Texas Gabe: Would someone kindly link to that Page?

NSFW and really just meh frankly.


Those were surprisingly horrible.
 
2013-10-22 06:55:41 PM  

skyotter: serious question -- WHY is this in the game, if it's never supposed to be on-screen?  if i'm reading TFA right, the "camera" isn't supposed to pan below her shoulders, so why even code nipples at all?


Do you not know ANYTHING about artists?

It's all about sex. If they aren't drawing naughty bits, they won't do it. See: Georgia O'Keefe. Thus you have to let them go crazy and then just cut out the bits you don't want from the final product.

www.thehistoryblog.com
 
2013-10-22 06:59:24 PM  

skyotter: serious question -- WHY is this in the game, if it's never supposed to be on-screen?  if i'm reading TFA right, the "camera" isn't supposed to pan below her shoulders, so why even code nipples at all?


Because programmers are horny nerds who never get real nipples, so they make do with digital ones?

/just a guess.
 
2013-10-22 07:00:26 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: nude images of Ellen Page

Really? I didn't think she would

nude character model of Ellen Page

Oh.


Keep hope alive.
 
2013-10-22 07:06:18 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Yakk: Texas Gabe: Would someone kindly link to that Page?

NSFW and really just meh frankly.

Those were surprisingly horrible.


I get the feeling those are something a few bored members of the team whipped up over a weekend.
 
2013-10-22 07:16:57 PM  

doglover: skyotter: serious question -- WHY is this in the game, if it's never supposed to be on-screen?  if i'm reading TFA right, the "camera" isn't supposed to pan below her shoulders, so why even code nipples at all?

Do you not know ANYTHING about artists?

It's all about sex. If they aren't drawing naughty bits, they won't do it. See: Georgia O'Keefe. Thus you have to let them go crazy and then just cut out the bits you don't want from the final product.

[www.thehistoryblog.com image 447x562]


Yeah, in my 20's I made a nude version of a character in a Playstation game. (I wouldn't do that anymore. I'm not the same person) Everyone was amused by it, yes, it was in the game.

The head of the company (though amused) threatened to fire us all if it ever got out. It didn't. Eventually we all got fired anyway, even the boss, but that's the way it goes.

And honestly, it's so abstract to me.  Colored pixels that remind you of human anatomy are not much different than painting those pixels clothing color. They're no more real to me than ASCII boob art.
 
2013-10-22 07:19:37 PM  

Benjamin Stone: phillydrifter: redsquid: [i.imgur.com image 500x281]

Is that Jennifer Garner? If so, what movie?

ps: elektra

Ellen Page. I think it's called "Super."


Shut up, Crime!
 
2013-10-22 07:25:54 PM  

Antimatter: Dragonflew: Antimatter:  I still need to finish heavy rain.

Say hi to Shaun and Jason several times for me.

What's awesome is what happens if you deadpan scream 'Jason' at PAX.


Do tell.
 
2013-10-22 07:27:15 PM  

doglover: skyotter: serious question -- WHY is this in the game, if it's never supposed to be on-screen?  if i'm reading TFA right, the "camera" isn't supposed to pan below her shoulders, so why even code nipples at all?

Do you not know ANYTHING about artists?

It's all about sex. If they aren't drawing naughty bits, they won't do it. See: Georgia O'Keefe. Thus you have to let them go crazy and then just cut out the bits you don't want from the final product.

[www.thehistoryblog.com image 447x562]


i1207.photobucket.com
lolwhut?
 
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