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(Fox News)   Brewer sells "blonde beer" that "goes down easily." Naturally, some blondes have a problem with this, after it was thoroughly explained to them   (foxnews.com) divider line 116
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2013-10-22 04:15:31 PM
Not really seeing how an oral sex joke is "rape culture"

Unless the person making the connection is a frigid biatch who has never had oral sex
 
2013-10-22 04:25:07 PM
"Change nothing, you've done nothing wrong. People will always complain about everything, no matter what it is. Do you really think you'll sell more beer by people not reading the van? Don't let one person on a crusade to label anything male with "rape culture" steer the marketing of your great beer company," wrote another user.


^What this person said.^

 
2013-10-22 04:33:05 PM
I wonder if the people complaining would still have their panties in a twist as much if they'd had a MALE doll in a blond wig with the same slogan...
 
2013-10-22 04:39:12 PM

Ashyukun: I wonder if the people complaining would still have their panties in a twist as much if they'd had a MALE doll in a blond wig with the same slogan...


Nah, that would piss off an entirely different group of people.
 
2013-10-22 04:41:00 PM

baka-san: Not really seeing how an oral sex joke is "rape culture"

Unless the person making the connection is a frigid biatch who has never had oral sex


I had a similar thought... "goes down easy" implies willingness, hence it's the opposite of "rape culture"
 
2013-10-22 05:08:10 PM
I thought it was Colt 45 that made them go down easy...

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2013-10-22 05:14:16 PM
That is about the oldest beer joke in history.  I've got a dirty, dirty blond in my basement right now, and I can't wait to get home and get her all frothed up.
 
2013-10-22 05:15:30 PM
People who claim that this contributes to rape culture are just further watering down the term and ensuring that more and more people will immediately ignore anything anybody says when they use the term in the future.

You are not helping.
 
2013-10-22 05:16:10 PM
Brunettes are hotter anyway.
 
2013-10-22 05:16:34 PM
I, for one, am not at all tired of hearing about this rape culture concept.  In fact I'd love to hear more about it.
 
2013-10-22 05:16:50 PM
SEX SELLS!

/whatca mean, I'm doing it wrong?
 
2013-10-22 05:17:13 PM
Great head, lots of mouthfeel, and teeming with yeast.
 
2013-10-22 05:18:21 PM

Egoy3k: People who claim that this contributes to rape culture are just further watering down the term and ensuring that more and more people will immediately ignore anything anybody says when they use the term in the future.


Stop shaming these people. Or is it bullying? Probably both.

Stop shullying, it isn't very nice.
 
2013-10-22 05:18:35 PM
I wonder what the pearl clutchers think about polygamy porter, "Take some home to the wives."
 
2013-10-22 05:19:37 PM
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2013-10-22 05:20:40 PM
Do you know why blonde women have bruises around their belly button?

Blonde guys are dumb too.
 
2013-10-22 05:21:00 PM

blatz514: "Change nothing, you've done nothing wrong. People will always complain about everything, no matter what it is. Do you really think you'll sell more beer by people not reading the van? Don't let one person on a crusade to label anything male with "rape culture" steer the marketing of your great beer company," wrote another user.


^What this person said.^


^more of this^
 
2013-10-22 05:21:06 PM
I know a blonde whose a huge feminist, I got a huge kick out of telling her this story. She's the kinda chick that takes it overboard with the whole sexist/feminist crap. I wouldnt be surprised if she holds a rally to get this "sexist" beer off the market.
Her case would be against the whole "Blonde" stereotype of being dumb blondes, even though she will admit she's a "blonde" at times. Wouldn't surprise me if she starts a facebook group calling this beer company sexist.

/Will need to see if they sell cases over the internet, will have to get one and have one in front of her.
 
2013-10-22 05:21:10 PM
Well, I'm opposed to all advertising, so I'll just side with over-reactors out of convenience.
 
2013-10-22 05:21:10 PM

timujin: I had a similar thought... "goes down easy" implies willingness, hence it's the opposite of "rape culture"


This exactly, more a "Blondes are sluts" than "Hey go rape a blonde".
 
2013-10-22 05:21:24 PM
I really enjoy mixing a black Irish blonde b*tch.

You take a half a guiness, and half a Shiner blonde.
You pour them both in a glass.
Mix them with your dick.

Leave them in the glass because the joke is over and I'm not going to drink a beer that I just had my dick in.
 
2013-10-22 05:22:12 PM
You know what they call a blonde who dies her hair brown? Artificial intelligence.
 
2013-10-22 05:22:49 PM
"You stay out of this, I'm talking to the short guy on your knee."
 
2013-10-22 05:23:31 PM

baka-san: Not really seeing how an oral sex joke is "rape culture"

Unless the person making the connection is a frigid biatch who has never had oral sex


haven't you heard? Anytime a male refers to anything sexual in nature he is contributing to "rape culture."
 
2013-10-22 05:24:21 PM
Just a reminder, there's no butthurt lottery so stop buying tickets.
 
2013-10-22 05:27:09 PM
Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

A: Hold onto your nuts!
 
2013-10-22 05:27:50 PM

Russ1642: You know what they call a blonde who dies her hair brown? Artificial intelligence.


What does a redhead call becoming a bleached blonde? Camouflage.
 
2013-10-22 05:28:21 PM
Okay, the "source" of the complaint that fox linked to is a blog that sucks. She has 114 facebook likes. Fox is really dredging the bottom of the barrel to forward the feminists suck agenda.
 
2013-10-22 05:28:39 PM
Blondes are overrated.
 
2013-10-22 05:29:17 PM
Better than goes down gagging.
 
2013-10-22 05:30:01 PM
That beer is pretty damn tasty. DEB is also a cool place to chill on a Thursday night.
DEB makes some pretty good other brews too.
 
2013-10-22 05:30:01 PM

Misconduc: I know a blonde whose a huge feminist, I got a huge kick out of telling her this story. She's the kinda chick that takes it overboard with the whole sexist/feminist crap. I wouldnt be surprised if she holds a rally to get this "sexist" beer off the market.


how will she find the time to hold a rally in between doing the dishes and making sandwiches?
 
2013-10-22 05:30:02 PM

Egoy3k: People who claim that this contributes to rape culture are just further watering down the term and ensuring that more and more people will immediately ignore anything anybody says when they use the term in the future.

You are not helping.


My wife and I had that discussion last night.  I now officially ignore anything that says 'rape culture'.

Or maybe Ms. Cato is just slut shaming blondes who are ready to fellate.
 
2013-10-22 05:31:58 PM
Vuf uf um outvafe
 
2013-10-22 05:32:23 PM
Hows a blonde like a turtle? When they're on their backs they're raped screwed.
 
2013-10-22 05:33:39 PM

FabulousFreep: timujin: I had a similar thought... "goes down easy" implies willingness, hence it's the opposite of "rape culture"

This exactly, more a "Blondes are sluts" than "Hey go rape a blonde".


Good mansplaination.
 
2013-10-22 05:37:36 PM
Actually, it says less about a "rape culture" and more that Texas is far behind the rest of the world.

Seriously, do people still tell blond jokes?
 
2013-10-22 05:39:48 PM
Southern Star's Blondshell Blonde
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Good brewery here in Houston (technically Conroe)
 
2013-10-22 05:40:24 PM

violentsalvation: Great head, lots of mouthfeel, and teeming with yeast.


I...I'm jus...

Ew.
 
2013-10-22 05:44:00 PM

The Lone Gunman: Seriously, do people still tell blond jokes?


Yes.  And do you know why blond jokes are always so short?

So brunettes can remember them.
 
Bf+
2013-10-22 05:50:16 PM
Ah, FoxNews...
 
2013-10-22 05:50:28 PM
"Goes down easily" implies consent to me. But then again, I am so behind the times on rape culture.
 
2013-10-22 05:50:57 PM
I 'll stop by the Midway Mart after work and pick up a 6 pack of rape culture.
 
2013-10-22 05:52:45 PM
freethoughtblogs.com
 
2013-10-22 05:54:36 PM
see, i didn't even make the connection until they made a big deal of it. i'd just assume its a reference to the blonde ale generally being a lighter beer that you can drink easily. i guess i am just immune to rape culture
 
2013-10-22 05:57:10 PM
I don't know of any law in the US that says you have the right to not be offended. I do know of an amendment that guarantees freedom of speech. That dumb coont needs to get a life.
 
2013-10-22 05:57:16 PM

timujin: baka-san: Not really seeing how an oral sex joke is "rape culture"

Unless the person making the connection is a frigid biatch who has never had oral sex

I had a similar thought... "goes down easy" implies willingness, hence it's the opposite of "rape culture"


Not necessarily; some girls rape easy.
 
2013-10-22 05:59:01 PM

Ebbelwoi: I, for one, am not at all tired of hearing about this rape culture concept.  In fact I'd love to hear more about it.


www.slu.se
Serratia species isolated from rape seed growing on agara plates (photo by Saraswoti Neupane).
 
2013-10-22 06:01:33 PM

noitsnot: [inourwordsblog.files.wordpress.com image 341x216]


images.sodahead.com
 
2013-10-22 06:02:13 PM
WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE BLONDES!
 
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