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(Boston.com)   You can outrun me, and you can outrun my radio, but you can't outrun 10,000 pissed off commuters who also want you and your crotch rocket off the road   (boston.com) divider line 270
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21773 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Oct 2013 at 4:15 PM (25 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-22 04:18:15 PM
only can stop bad biker with good biker standin' his ground or maybe dude in Range Rover with freedoms for all.
 
2013-10-22 04:19:24 PM
Give it time, this guy will show up:
darwin-online.org.uk
 
2013-10-22 04:19:35 PM
Looks the part.
 
2013-10-22 04:19:41 PM
Son of a biatch! He's white? Forget it. I'm outie. You're on your own, kids.
 
2013-10-22 04:19:52 PM

willfullyobscure: only can stop bad biker with good biker standin' his ground or maybe dude in Range Rover with freedoms for all.


So long as we can agree that the only solution is guns, I'm with ya.
 
2013-10-22 04:20:20 PM
www.awesomeoff.com
 
2013-10-22 04:20:40 PM
This is just bad marketing.  Endangering the citizenry with reckless driving can make you a beloved figure as long as you have a colorful CB handle, a sexy mustache, and Sally Field.  Looking like fackin' Tommy from Quinzee isn't going to endear you to anyone.
 
2013-10-22 04:21:22 PM
Arsehole motorcycle driver thread!

www.diabetesmine.com
 
2013-10-22 04:21:57 PM
You'd think someone would have checked on him, profiling based on past behavior.

It also go towards my reply to people saying "Illegal immigrants should have drivers licenses so they'd be safer drivers." Bullfeathers, not having a license stops people from driving about as effectively as border control stops them from coming north.
 
2013-10-22 04:22:23 PM
Anybody have an update on that dude in the Range Rover from a few weeks back?

Did he ever face charges?
 
2013-10-22 04:22:53 PM
I'm really surprised this guy isn't dead after driving like that given the accident rate for crotch rockets.
 
2013-10-22 04:22:57 PM

Rapmaster2000: This is just bad marketing.  Endangering the citizenry with reckless driving can make you a beloved figure as long as you have a colorful CB handle, a sexy mustache, and Sally Field.  Looking like fackin' Tommy from Quinzee isn't going to endear you to anyone.


giraffreman.files.wordpress.comWWe'll get right on it.
 
2013-10-22 04:24:00 PM
What a dumbass.  So now he's looking ta a bunch of tickets, no license, AND he's unemployed.
 
2013-10-22 04:24:07 PM

Those cops have some funny lookin' hats.



img.costumecraze.com
 
2013-10-22 04:24:08 PM

Pilikia: [www.awesomeoff.com image 400x300]


img.fark.net

Ponch is boofing one of the extras from the Sgt. Pepper's movie?
 
2013-10-22 04:24:46 PM
I don't understand why people like this imbecile are not imprisoned for a very long time far sooner.

Drive on a suspended once, thirty days, $1000. Twice, one year, $10,000. Thrice, 25 years, $100,000.
 
2013-10-22 04:25:01 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-10-22 04:25:32 PM
All together, in Morgan Freeman's voice:

"Somethin' wrong with this guy's head, Frank."
 
2013-10-22 04:26:10 PM
The other day I was driving to work and had a guy on a rice rocket pass between myself and another car.  I was going about 70 at the time, and he flew by me.  I looked in my mirror and saw him coming, and I was surprised at how strong the urge was to just drift over a couple inches as he tried to fit between us.  I could've easily clipped him without even straying from my lane.  It seemed like an incredibly good way to get yourself killed.
 
2013-10-22 04:27:01 PM

wildcardjack: You'd think someone would have checked on him, profiling based on past behavior.

It also go towards my reply to people saying "Illegal immigrants should have drivers licenses so they'd be safer drivers." Bullfeathers, not having a license stops people from driving about as effectively as border control stops them from coming north.


Exactly.  That's why they should have them so we have information on them and are able to track them. I'm not sure why people want to let these undocumented people just roam free without any way of knowing who they are.
 
2013-10-22 04:27:27 PM
Heh, a GIS for douchebag does not find very many of the hot water bottle pics I was looking for.  It does find plenty of douchebags though.
 
2013-10-22 04:27:38 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-10-22 04:30:54 PM
Bikers are invincible and do own the road... am I right?
i418.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-22 04:31:09 PM

Pilikia: [www.awesomeoff.com image 400x300]


Well, if you read the article closely you'll see that it wasn't Ponch, it was actually "State Police Trooper Michael Hardman"

/Rly
 
2013-10-22 04:31:22 PM

Maud Dib: Those cops have some funny lookin' hats.

[img.costumecraze.com image 600x659]


f.kulfoto.com
HA HA HA!  Your puny hats are weak compared to Best Korea hats!
 
2013-10-22 04:32:24 PM
Is he an organ donor?
 
2013-10-22 04:32:32 PM
NCSB:

This morning, I looked at FB as I do most mornings before work.  One of my friends posted an RIP message for a dude I knew in high school.  So, I looked it up on the news when I got to work.  It turns out he died in a motorcycle wreck last night.  According to witnesses, he was driving irradically, ran a stop sign, and really didn't seem to make any effort to stop before plowing into the side of a minvan.

Considering how often this sort of thing happens, you would think it serves as a lesson.

I'm feeling quite bad for his family right about now.  Especially his brother, who I was better friends with.

In any event, I hope the dude in TFA is learning his lesson now...
 
2013-10-22 04:32:47 PM

fireclown: [giraffreman.files.wordpress.com image 850x1257]WWe'll get right on it.


Ya know, as pretty as Vanilla Ice was (and he was as long as his hair didn't look stupid), I, as a white person, cringed every time he hit a stage.

To all black people: we're very very sorry.
 
2013-10-22 04:32:57 PM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: The other day I was driving to work and had a guy on a rice rocket pass between myself and another car.  I was going about 70 at the time, and he flew by me.  I looked in my mirror and saw him coming, and I was surprised at how strong the urge was to just drift over a couple inches as he tried to fit between us.  I could've easily clipped him without even straying from my lane.  It seemed like an incredibly good way to get yourself killed.


I've pulled into the emergency lane/devil's strip to cut off a motorcyclist whipping through stopped traffic.  He had the nerve to honk at me and scream and curse for blocking his path.  He very clearly was just some douche, not someone with any kind of emergency.

/Yes, I get road rage.
 
2013-10-22 04:34:22 PM
Who's a big fackin' hah-don?

You ah, guy.

You ah.
 
2013-10-22 04:34:37 PM

fireclown: Rapmaster2000: This is just bad marketing.  Endangering the citizenry with reckless driving can make you a beloved figure as long as you have a colorful CB handle, a sexy mustache, and Sally Field.  Looking like fackin' Tommy from Quinzee isn't going to endear you to anyone.

[giraffreman.files.wordpress.com image 850x1257]WWe'll get right on it.


Some great photoshoop going on there.
 
2013-10-22 04:34:55 PM

Endive Wombat: Give it time, this guy will show up:
[darwin-online.org.uk image 280x435]


Not that I'd wish that even on this guy, but when it does happen, at least with the motorcyclist there will probably only be one victim.

wildcardjack: It also go towards my reply to people saying "Illegal immigrants should have drivers licenses so they'd be safer drivers." Bullfeathers, not having a license stops people from driving about as effectively as border control stops them from coming north.


Rebello is a Portuguese name and he doesn't look illegalish.  It's usually pretty awesome having the Portuguese immigrant population we have up here; this guy is just one dipshiat.  And yeah, he'll be driving something within a few days of getting out.
 
2013-10-22 04:35:18 PM
Who are these 'pissed off commuters?'

I rather admire the man.
 
2013-10-22 04:35:35 PM
Not bad. I can't hate this guy!
 
2013-10-22 04:35:56 PM

Literally Addicted: fireclown: [giraffreman.files.wordpress.com image 850x1257]WWe'll get right on it.

Ya know, as pretty as Vanilla Ice was (and he was as long as his hair didn't look stupid), I, as a white person, cringed every time he hit a stage.

To all black people: we're very very sorry.


Hell nah.  Up until the ninja turtle song, he actually was on par with most hip-hop artists.  He just very, very blatantly sold out and cashed in every little opportunity is flash in the pan afforded him.

/He knew where his career was going and what he was doing.
 
2013-10-22 04:36:18 PM

Literally Addicted: Ya know, as pretty as Vanilla Ice was (and he was as long as his hair didn't look stupid), I, as a white person, cringed every time he hit a stage.

To all black people: we're very very sorry.


I'm not sorry - that's what happens when people are influenced, yet uninformed. I have no pity for Vanilla Ice, as he did all that wealth raking on his own.
 
2013-10-22 04:36:49 PM
Twenty years ago I was unable to imagine a future where we read stories on a hybrid tv/typewriter/phone device and then share opinions on that topic simply by adding photographs to a series of other opinions/photographs.
It's the future now.
 
2013-10-22 04:36:50 PM
He's never actually hurt anyone, what's the big deal? Pussy commuters.
 
2013-10-22 04:38:11 PM

Literally Addicted: fireclown: [giraffreman.files.wordpress.com image 850x1257]WWe'll get right on it.

Ya know, as pretty as Vanilla Ice was (and he was as long as his hair didn't look stupid), I, as a white person, cringed every time he hit a stage.

To all black people: we're very very sorry.

I second that..  He was/is a bad joke.

 
2013-10-22 04:38:37 PM
I think my biggest complaint about the article is I'm still not sure whether or not the man looked any policemen in the eye.  The only clues they give are these:

* Police officers said they sometimes looked him in the eye - before watching him roar off at triple digit speeds

* Hardman said they looked each other in the eyes,

* "He made eye contact with me, put down his shield on his helmet, and just took off up the sidewalk for about 50 feet"
 
2013-10-22 04:38:47 PM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: I could've easily clipped him without even straying from my lane. It seemed like an incredibly good way to get yourself killed.


nah, I doubt clipping him would have killed you.
 
2013-10-22 04:39:55 PM

OregonVet: He's never actually hurt anyone, what's the big deal? Pussy commuters.


I think it has more to to do with him pissing off the police than commuters.He's lucky they didn't just shoot him.
 
2013-10-22 04:40:47 PM

Literally Addicted: fireclown: [giraffreman.files.wordpress.com image 850x1257]WWe'll get right on it.

Ya know, as pretty as Vanilla Ice was (and he was as long as his hair didn't look stupid), I, as a white person, cringed every time he hit a stage.

To all black people: we're very very sorry.


Hey, Suge Knight had the chance to drop him off that balcony and didn't. I think all black people owe us an apology.
 
2013-10-22 04:41:15 PM
digboston.com
I ain't even mad.
 
2013-10-22 04:42:08 PM

Endive Wombat: Give it time, this guy will show up:
[darwin-online.org.uk image 280x435]


Too bad he'll probably take an innocent bystander out with him.
 
2013-10-22 04:42:13 PM

Evil Mackerel: OregonVet: He's never actually hurt anyone, what's the big deal? Pussy commuters.

I think it has more to to do with him pissing off the police than commuters.He's lucky they didn't just shoot him.


Fine, add hand-wringing pussy cops to that. RIDE ON!
 
2013-10-22 04:43:42 PM

mike_d85: I've pulled into the emergency lane/devil's strip to cut off a motorcyclist whipping through stopped traffic. He had the nerve to honk at me and scream and curse for blocking his path. He very clearly was just some douche, not someone with any kind of emergency.


Huh. In the battle between the entitled biker and the idiot in the car getting in his way for the sake of getting in his way, there truly are no winners.
 
2013-10-22 04:43:59 PM

willfullyobscure: only can stop bad biker with good biker standin' his ground or maybe dude in Range Rover with freedoms for all.


i think you just gave us diabetes for reading that

/let the biker hate flow
//also, this guy: www.ghostridermovie.de
he senses your concern
 
2013-10-22 04:44:15 PM

durbnpoisn: I hope the dude in TFA is learning his lesson now...


www.fosterspage.net
 
2013-10-22 04:46:40 PM
i1211.photobucket.com
 
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