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2013-10-22 01:20:14 PM
One day, a careless attendant at the Dallas Madame Tussaud's moved the thermostat up too high. This caused the wax dummies in the Historic Political Figures section to melt slightly. While most of these dummies were repairable, some were deemed not worth the effort. Thus, the Joseph McCarthy wax dummy was left in the alley by the museum director, who had been looking for an excuse to get rid of it for some time.

Now, normally this would be the end of the story. However, it so happened that two vagrants encountered the distended, half-melted Joseph McCarthy wax statue in the alley. These vagrants were pretty far gone, having imbibed a solution of Night Train and fermented human fat, which they found in a dumpster outside a plastic surgery clinic, where Jerry Jones had recently had about 45 lbs. removed. The vagrants, having mistaken Sen. McCarthy for The Fountain of Carthage (which they had been seeking for some time in their altered state), accordingly urinated onto the semi-solidified Junior Senator from Wisconsin.

Like a Frosty the Snowman left to stew in the mind of a madman, the wax McCarthy figure, imbued with a portion of the spirit of the Dallas Cowboys and rancid hobo piss, began writhing and twitching its way to consciousness. As it stumbled out into the harsh light of day, it moaned and mumbled repeated thanks to whatever foul outer god had seen fit to mock humanity so. To human ears, the only intelligible portion was a single phrase, repeated every so often: "Teeeeed...Cruuuuuuz".

As the lurching monstrosity made its way through the streets of Dallas, the denizens of the State of Texas knew that destiny walked among them.
 
2013-10-22 01:22:33 PM
Spiffy?
 
2013-10-22 01:22:38 PM
Republicans trying to out-retard each other. Yes subby, this is a totally new phenomenon that began with Cruz and won't backfire massively on them

*eye roll*
 
2013-10-22 01:25:22 PM
Get ready for a decade in an alcoholic stupor...
 
2013-10-22 01:27:13 PM
Fine, as long as each of them lowers the GOP's approval rating by double digits every time he pulls some "brilliant" stunt.
 
2013-10-22 01:28:06 PM
Does anyone form plurals correctly anymore?
 
2013-10-22 01:28:18 PM
Ted Cruz's what?

Sorry, had to... it is a defense mechanism to keep me from considering the implications of TFA.
 
2013-10-22 01:38:30 PM
blogs.e-rockford.com

They are not listening...
 
2013-10-22 01:38:41 PM
Please proceed.
 
2013-10-22 01:39:05 PM
Subby Get ready for a generation of Ted Cruz's in politics Republicans as a minority fringe party.
That's better
 
2013-10-22 01:39:52 PM

Cagey B: One day, a careless attendant at the Dallas Madame Tussaud's moved the thermostat up too high. This caused the wax dummies in the Historic Political Figures section to melt slightly. While most of these dummies were repairable, some were deemed not worth the effort. Thus, the Joseph McCarthy wax dummy was left in the alley by the museum director, who had been looking for an excuse to get rid of it for some time.

Now, normally this would be the end of the story. However, it so happened that two vagrants encountered the distended, half-melted Joseph McCarthy wax statue in the alley. These vagrants were pretty far gone, having imbibed a solution of Night Train and fermented human fat, which they found in a dumpster outside a plastic surgery clinic, where Jerry Jones had recently had about 45 lbs. removed. The vagrants, having mistaken Sen. McCarthy for The Fountain of Carthage (which they had been seeking for some time in their altered state), accordingly urinated onto the semi-solidified Junior Senator from Wisconsin.

Like a Frosty the Snowman left to stew in the mind of a madman, the wax McCarthy figure, imbued with a portion of the spirit of the Dallas Cowboys and rancid hobo piss, began writhing and twitching its way to consciousness. As it stumbled out into the harsh light of day, it moaned and mumbled repeated thanks to whatever foul outer god had seen fit to mock humanity so. To human ears, the only intelligible portion was a single phrase, repeated every so often: "Teeeeed...Cruuuuuuz".

As the lurching monstrosity made its way through the streets of Dallas, the denizens of the State of Texas knew that destiny walked among them.


slowclap.jpg

Pocket Ninja and Mr. Coffee Nerves would be proud.
 
2013-10-22 01:40:04 PM
They want this.  The teahadists have no real interest in governing.  Let that 18-20% of them form their own little party, lose every election, and then biatch and moan about how oppressed they are.

Give them what they want and everyone will be happy.
 
2013-10-22 01:40:09 PM
This is nothing new. Most people aren't very informed about politics and occasionally one of those idiots gets into power and goes stupid on a larger scale.
 
2013-10-22 01:40:53 PM
persephonemagazine.com
 
2013-10-22 01:43:02 PM

monoski: [blogs.e-rockford.com image 558x333]

They are not listening...


....said the man who perfromed an exorcism....
 
2013-10-22 01:43:35 PM
www.angryflower.com
 
2013-10-22 01:43:51 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Spiffy?


Why not? The derpier they gets the Derpesourus they become.
 
2013-10-22 01:44:21 PM
Good. More nails in the GOP's coffin.
 
2013-10-22 01:44:22 PM

Nadie_AZ: This is nothing new. Most people aren't very informed about politics and occasionally one of those idiots gets into power and goes stupid on a larger scale.


Have you seen the team the Republicans have fielded for the last decade or so?

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-22 01:45:15 PM
Dear Science, I hope so.
 
2013-10-22 01:45:24 PM
"Spiffy"?  Subby be trollin'.

/M-O-O-N.  That spells NGTRTFA.
 
2013-10-22 01:47:12 PM

Emposter: Dear Science, I hope so.


Amen, brother. It would be nice if science could build us a smarter politician.
 
2013-10-22 01:47:53 PM
This is the problem with gerrymandering and with states where the general election for Senator is always going to be one party or the other. The primaries become the only contest that matters and in the primaries, the wackadoodles tend to have a significantly greater chance to win.

Welcome to America's future: governance by wackadoodle.
 
2013-10-22 01:47:54 PM

Notabunny: Subby Get ready for a generation of Ted Cruz's in politics Republicans Republican's as a minority fringe party. That's better


Fixed
 
2013-10-22 01:48:42 PM
Not going to give that rag a click.
 
2013-10-22 01:48:56 PM

Cagey B: One day, a careless attendant at the Dallas Madame Tussaud's moved the thermostat up too high. This caused the wax dummies in the Historic Political Figures section to melt slightly. While most of these dummies were repairable, some were deemed not worth the effort. Thus, the Joseph McCarthy wax dummy was left in the alley by the museum director, who had been looking for an excuse to get rid of it for some time.

Now, normally this would be the end of the story. However, it so happened that two vagrants encountered the distended, half-melted Joseph McCarthy wax statue in the alley. These vagrants were pretty far gone, having imbibed a solution of Night Train and fermented human fat, which they found in a dumpster outside a plastic surgery clinic, where Jerry Jones had recently had about 45 lbs. removed. The vagrants, having mistaken Sen. McCarthy for The Fountain of Carthage (which they had been seeking for some time in their altered state), accordingly urinated onto the semi-solidified Junior Senator from Wisconsin.

Like a Frosty the Snowman left to stew in the mind of a madman, the wax McCarthy figure, imbued with a portion of the spirit of the Dallas Cowboys and rancid hobo piss, began writhing and twitching its way to consciousness. As it stumbled out into the harsh light of day, it moaned and mumbled repeated thanks to whatever foul outer god had seen fit to mock humanity so. To human ears, the only intelligible portion was a single phrase, repeated every so often: "Teeeeed...Cruuuuuuz".

As the lurching monstrosity made its way through the streets of Dallas, the denizens of the State of Texas knew that destiny walked among them.


This is so good that I will reward you with this image:

weknowmemes.com
 
2013-10-22 01:50:13 PM
In many ways, Mr. Cruz has become the shorthand for the "tea party," which was already a shorthand way to categorize conservative voters who subscribe to a low-spending thinking, low-taxes reasoning philosophy of government.

FTFTFA
 
2013-10-22 01:50:32 PM
as a moderate democrat and former independent-leaning-republican, i say "spiffy" indeed. because anything that keeps the GOP hemmed in as a fringe southern party is good for the country.
 
2013-10-22 01:51:25 PM
M-O-O-N.  That spells "generation".
 
2013-10-22 01:53:21 PM

ginandbacon: Does anyone form plurals correctly anymore?


the correct spelling is Cruz'
 
2013-10-22 01:53:55 PM

Notabunny: Nadie_AZ: This is nothing new. Most people aren't very informed about politics and occasionally one of those idiots gets into power and goes stupid on a larger scale.

Have you seen the team the Republicans have fielded for the last decade or so?

[img.photobucket.com image 200x194]


blogs.cfr.org

I see on this debate floor the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived.
 
2013-10-22 01:54:15 PM
FTFA:
Mr. Cruz also became a shorthand for tactics after he led a 21 hour, 19 minute filibuster in September and insisted that fellow Republicans refuse to fund the rest of government until President Obama agreed to cancel the Affordable Care Act.

For the last time people, HE DIDN'T LEAD A FILIBUSTER. He was allowed to talk for as long as he wanted because there was no other business being presented. His little soliloquy was just a show.
 
2013-10-22 01:55:00 PM

red5ish: Not going to give that rag a click.


Washington Times. The Washington Post's younger, dumber brother.
 
2013-10-22 01:55:33 PM

Cagey B: One day, a careless attendant at the Dallas Madame Tussaud's moved the thermostat up too high. This caused the wax dummies in the Historic Political Figures section to melt slightly. While most of these dummies were repairable, some were deemed not worth the effort. Thus, the Joseph McCarthy wax dummy was left in the alley by the museum director, who had been looking for an excuse to get rid of it for some time.

Now, normally this would be the end of the story. However, it so happened that two vagrants encountered the distended, half-melted Joseph McCarthy wax statue in the alley. These vagrants were pretty far gone, having imbibed a solution of Night Train and fermented human fat, which they found in a dumpster outside a plastic surgery clinic, where Jerry Jones had recently had about 45 lbs. removed. The vagrants, having mistaken Sen. McCarthy for The Fountain of Carthage (which they had been seeking for some time in their altered state), accordingly urinated onto the semi-solidified Junior Senator from Wisconsin.

Like a Frosty the Snowman left to stew in the mind of a madman, the wax McCarthy figure, imbued with a portion of the spirit of the Dallas Cowboys and rancid hobo piss, began writhing and twitching its way to consciousness. As it stumbled out into the harsh light of day, it moaned and mumbled repeated thanks to whatever foul outer god had seen fit to mock humanity so. To human ears, the only intelligible portion was a single phrase, repeated every so often: "Teeeeed...Cruuuuuuz".

As the lurching monstrosity made its way through the streets of Dallas, the denizens of the State of Texas knew that destiny walked among them.


Bra-vo.
 
2013-10-22 01:57:37 PM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: "Spiffy"?  Subby be trollin'.

/M-O-O-N.  That spells NGTRTFA.


Well, if you take the view that the rancid derp most of these people spew serves only to further isolate the idiots from the political mainstream and into their own cocoon... you can make a case for spiffy.

"So, about 30% of people call themselves conservative, 40% consider themselves moderate, and 30% call themselves liberal. It's plainly obvious what we need to do to win elections!"
"Appeal to the farthest fringe of that first 30%?"
"YOU GOT IT!"
 
2013-10-22 01:59:25 PM

FlashHarry: as a moderate democrat and former independent-leaning-republican, i say "spiffy" indeed. because anything that keeps the GOP hemmed in as a fringe southern party is good for the country.


Fringe lunatics in the South have caused a lot of trouble in the past.
 
2013-10-22 02:01:25 PM
I think that shutuptedcruzyoucock.com is still available.
 
2013-10-22 02:01:37 PM
Technically, Cruz represents his own generation, so yes, he exists in his own generation, which is now.
 
2013-10-22 02:02:16 PM
Let's hope not.
 
2013-10-22 02:02:49 PM

Karac: Notabunny: Nadie_AZ: This is nothing new. Most people aren't very informed about politics and occasionally one of those idiots gets into power and goes stupid on a larger scale.

Have you seen the team the Republicans have fielded for the last decade or so?

[img.photobucket.com image 200x194]

[blogs.cfr.org image 570x352]

I see on this debate floor the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived.


I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical naked
 
2013-10-22 02:03:15 PM

Cagey B: One day, a careless attendant at the Dallas Madame Tussaud's moved the thermostat up too high. This caused the wax dummies in the Historic Political Figures section to melt slightly. While most of these dummies were repairable, some were deemed not worth the effort. Thus, the Joseph McCarthy wax dummy was left in the alley by the museum director, who had been looking for an excuse to get rid of it for some time.

Now, normally this would be the end of the story. However, it so happened that two vagrants encountered the distended, half-melted Joseph McCarthy wax statue in the alley. These vagrants were pretty far gone, having imbibed a solution of Night Train and fermented human fat, which they found in a dumpster outside a plastic surgery clinic, where Jerry Jones had recently had about 45 lbs. removed. The vagrants, having mistaken Sen. McCarthy for The Fountain of Carthage (which they had been seeking for some time in their altered state), accordingly urinated onto the semi-solidified Junior Senator from Wisconsin.

Like a Frosty the Snowman left to stew in the mind of a madman, the wax McCarthy figure, imbued with a portion of the spirit of the Dallas Cowboys and rancid hobo piss, began writhing and twitching its way to consciousness. As it stumbled out into the harsh light of day, it moaned and mumbled repeated thanks to whatever foul outer god had seen fit to mock humanity so. To human ears, the only intelligible portion was a single phrase, repeated every so often: "Teeeeed...Cruuuuuuz".

As the lurching monstrosity made its way through the streets of Dallas, the denizens of the State of Texas knew that destiny walked among them.


Well done!
 
2013-10-22 02:04:04 PM
I think the GOP should start hanging around in beer halls.
 
2013-10-22 02:04:31 PM
So it's all Christian Dominionists from here on?
 
2013-10-22 02:05:39 PM

Cagey B: One day, a careless attendant at the Dallas Madame Tussaud's moved the thermostat up too high. This caused the wax dummies in the Historic Political Figures section to melt slightly. While most of these dummies were repairable, some were deemed not worth the effort. Thus, the Joseph McCarthy wax dummy was left in the alley by the museum director, who had been looking for an excuse to get rid of it for some time.

Now, normally this would be the end of the story. However, it so happened that two vagrants encountered the distended, half-melted Joseph McCarthy wax statue in the alley. These vagrants were pretty far gone, having imbibed a solution of Night Train and fermented human fat, which they found in a dumpster outside a plastic surgery clinic, where Jerry Jones had recently had about 45 lbs. removed. The vagrants, having mistaken Sen. McCarthy for The Fountain of Carthage (which they had been seeking for some time in their altered state), accordingly urinated onto the semi-solidified Junior Senator from Wisconsin.

Like a Frosty the Snowman left to stew in the mind of a madman, the wax McCarthy figure, imbued with a portion of the spirit of the Dallas Cowboys and rancid hobo piss, began writhing and twitching its way to consciousness. As it stumbled out into the harsh light of day, it moaned and mumbled repeated thanks to whatever foul outer god had seen fit to mock humanity so. To human ears, the only intelligible portion was a single phrase, repeated every so often: "Teeeeed...Cruuuuuuz".

As the lurching monstrosity made its way through the streets of Dallas, the denizens of the State of Texas knew that destiny walked among them.


And now, you know the rest of the story.

Good Day.
 
2013-10-22 02:05:58 PM
Why, did someone spill some of this in the water supply?

i.imgur.com

/DNRTFA
 
2013-10-22 02:07:30 PM
Then there'sBen Sasse, a university president running for Nebraska's U.S. Senate seat, who set state fundraising records by opposing Obamacare. He told the Lincoln Journal Star last week that he would have voted with Mr. Cruz to keep the government shut down last week, saying it was a better option than continuing to spend and run up debt.

So between this asshole and Sen. Deb "Voted for the shutdown" Fischer, Nebraska officially tosses itself in with the teabagger crowd.

I hate this f*cking state outside Omaha.
 
2013-10-22 02:07:49 PM
Remember, you can't spell Cruzade without Cruz
 
2013-10-22 02:08:12 PM

Robo Beat: Karac: Notabunny: Nadie_AZ: This is nothing new. Most people aren't very informed about politics and occasionally one of those idiots gets into power and goes stupid on a larger scale.

Have you seen the team the Republicans have fielded for the last decade or so?

[img.photobucket.com image 200x194]

[blogs.cfr.org image 570x352]

I see on this debate floor the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived.

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical naked


Newt ... Gingrich ... naked!?

i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-10-22 02:09:56 PM
images.starcraftmazter.net
 
2013-10-22 02:10:08 PM
Screw Cruz's "in-politics".  I'll stick to the old fashioned kind.
 
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