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(Independent)   Scientists say billions of insects are "accidentally" having gay sex, according to exciting new research from the Sen. Larry Craig Institute For Advanced I'm Totally Not Gay Research   ( divider line
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2623 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Oct 2013 at 1:11 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-10-22 12:42:16 PM  
4 votes:
It's common for a second male insect to try to join a mating pair.  It's not gay unless the cerci touch.
2013-10-22 12:38:23 PM  
3 votes:
Can we bug spray the gay away?
2013-10-22 02:39:15 PM  
2 votes:
In the sixties, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors. In the mud and the rain. And it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
2013-10-22 01:26:49 PM  
2 votes:
I've known that sometimes these sexual accidents just happen
2013-10-22 01:22:39 PM  
2 votes:
So they're saying in most species, men will fark anything.
2013-10-22 01:21:34 PM  
2 votes:
It's possible they don't care that much, one way or another.

/Species-dependant, of course...
2013-10-23 02:26:15 PM  
1 vote:
2013-10-22 11:02:02 PM  
1 vote:

2013-10-22 07:18:55 PM  
1 vote:

CrazyCracka420: I've known that sometimes these sexual accidents just happen

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2013-10-22 01:52:20 PM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Canton: It's possible they don't care that much, one way or another.

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/Species-dependant, of course...


They give no farks and all the farks simultaneously. It's like magic!
2013-10-22 01:24:34 PM  
1 vote:
That explains all those teeny tiny U-Haul vans skittering across my patio.

/What does a lesbian take on a second date?
/A U-Haul
2013-10-22 01:24:25 PM  
1 vote:
My boss has been using this excuse for years.
2013-10-22 01:15:25 PM  
1 vote:
At the same time?
2013-10-22 01:14:28 PM  
1 vote:
Well they all look alike.
2013-10-22 01:00:34 PM  
1 vote:
It's working now.

In other news, "The Crying Game" is the most downloaded movie on insect Netflix, just ahead of "A Bug's Life."
2013-10-22 12:28:30 PM  
1 vote:
Was there a massive invasion of wide-stance beetles?
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