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tjsands1118: Idea for Australian movie, Zombie Marsupials.Hoards of kangaroos chasing down people, koolas jumping from the trees, platypus swarming out of the rivers, all wanting brains./and Vegemite
ghall3: "...after more than 200 homes were destroyed and many more damaged beyond repair... "If something is damaged beyond repair but isn't destroyed, what is it?
mod3072: The largest blaze has a 190-mile front"We are worried these [three] fires have the potential to join up and become a mega-fire," New South Wales Fire Inspector Andrew Luke told NBC News.So... what the fark do you call a fire with a 190-mile front? A small blaze? I realize this is Australia, but still.
ginandbacon: ghall3: "...after more than 200 homes were destroyed and many more damaged beyond repair... "If something is damaged beyond repair but isn't destroyed, what is it?Impossible to file an insurance claim for.
kg2095: Slaves2Darkness: Global Climate Change says maybe you should not be living in Austria.The newly elected Australian prime minister is of the opinion that 'global warming is crap'. One of the first things he did when he took office was to dismantle any government committees that had been set up to look at ways to counter climate change.
kg2095: Slaves2Darkness: Global Climate Change says maybe you should not be living in Austria.I live 6km (3.75 miles) from one the biggest fires.I've been wanting to leave Austria and go back to England for years now, but I have several elderly relatives here who depend on me.There's nothing wrong with Austria if you're suited to it, but I just don't feel like I belong here. And it's too farking hot - even in winter.
Shadow Blasko: There was already a Sci-Fi movie about some superfire in Australia... Headed for sydney actually .. But I can't remember the name
felching pen: Working on taking care of that spider problem, eh?
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