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(BBC)   Bonus: One pack in 10,000 contains a real severed hand   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 31
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2013-10-22 01:05:50 PM  
Where are your brains? Braaaaiiinsss!
 
2013-10-22 01:06:15 PM  
Oooh!  Great prop for your next epic-level D&D campaign!

Do they sell eyes too?
 
2013-10-22 01:06:40 PM  
Those are awesome. As a kid I would've found them a riot. Wussy kids crying over them? Bah...
 
2013-10-22 01:06:42 PM  
I wonder what kind of wine would go well with "hand?"
 
2013-10-22 01:07:16 PM  
Hey Farkettes....I have a meaty body part  wrapped in plastic you can have.......I'll even include the nutritional information.

/contains lots of protein.....
 
2013-10-22 01:07:33 PM  

blatz514: I wonder what kind of wine would go well with "hand?"


Milwaukee's Best. Light.
 
2013-10-22 01:08:34 PM  

blatz514: I wonder what kind of wine would go well with "hand?"



Rosé
 
2013-10-22 01:09:01 PM  

FrancoFile: Oooh!  Great prop for your next epic-level D&D campaign!


Me thinks you have never played D&D.
 
2013-10-22 01:09:15 PM  

blatz514: I wonder what kind of wine would go well with "hand?"


Well, it's got all those bones and tendons.  So you'd probably cook the hand slowly - braising, perhaps, with tomato paste, garlic, and some root vegetables.  Get a medium-tannin red with some earth notes.  Well-aged Barolo, Rioja, Cotes du Rhone Villages.
 
2013-10-22 01:09:50 PM  

tuna fingers: FrancoFile: Oooh!  Great prop for your next epic-level D&D campaign!

Me thinks you have never played D&D.


Vecna joke...
 
2013-10-22 01:10:11 PM  
Let's all give them a hand.
 
2013-10-22 01:11:43 PM  
Many will enter, few will win.
 
2013-10-22 01:12:16 PM  
Children scared during Halloween.  More at 11.
 
2013-10-22 01:12:30 PM  

fappomatic: blatz514: I wonder what kind of wine would go well with "hand?"

Milwaukee's Best. Light.


Ahhh, Wisconsin's finest wine!
 
2013-10-22 01:12:54 PM  

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A bit on the nail head, don't you think?

 
2013-10-22 01:13:07 PM  
A Halloween display that is scary? OH NOES!
 
2013-10-22 01:14:02 PM  

ChipNASA: blatz514: I wonder what kind of wine would go well with "hand?"


Rosé


Palm wine.
 
2013-10-22 01:16:45 PM  

www.otrabandarecords.com

I spoke too soon.

 
2013-10-22 01:29:10 PM  
www.rugusavay.com
 
2013-10-22 01:31:18 PM  

blatz514: I wonder what kind of wine would go well with "hand?"


I think eating an actual hand would be a bit like eating a giant chicken's foot; lots of bones, skin, and stringy chewy stuff, but very little actual meat.
 
2013-10-22 01:36:50 PM  
FTA: "Many children think it's scary."

Yeah? Well, the truth is kids LIKE to be scared. They really do. And if your's doesn't, well, boo farking hoo. So what? grown-ups can't do anything without making sure it's ok with kids first? Kids are great. But other people have lives, too.
 
2013-10-22 01:38:53 PM  
It's chock full of handy-goodness.
 
2013-10-22 01:42:35 PM  

ChipNASA: Hey Farkettes....I have a meaty body part  wrapped in plastic you can have.......I'll even include the nutritional information.

/contains lots of protein.....


Rule 16....never forget.  (the number varies somewhat, may be rule 37 in your subwebisphere)
 
2013-10-22 02:07:29 PM  

ChipNASA: Hey Farkettes....I have a meaty body part  wrapped in plastic you can have.......I'll even include the nutritional information.

/contains lots of protein.....


Is it a penis?

It's a penis, isn't it?

/not falling for THAT one again.
 
2013-10-22 02:31:10 PM  
Reminds me of the now defunct site manmeat.com
 
2013-10-22 03:05:44 PM  

megarian: ChipNASA: Hey Farkettes....I have a meaty body part  wrapped in plastic you can have.......I'll even include the nutritional information.

/contains lots of protein.....

Is it a penis?

It's a penis, isn't it?

/not falling for THAT one again.


Don't worry.  It's diet.
 
2013-10-22 03:21:25 PM  

xanadian: megarian: ChipNASA: Hey Farkettes....I have a meaty body part  wrapped in plastic you can have.......I'll even include the nutritional information.

/contains lots of protein.....

Is it a penis?

It's a penis, isn't it?

/not falling for THAT one again.

Don't worry.  It's diet.


So, you're saying it's snack size?
 
2013-10-22 03:22:15 PM  
I'm always amused at the myriad of "think about the children" stories that pop up this time of year.

I always hope they are fake and just put up by the store for publicity instead of the alternative.
 
2013-10-22 04:10:27 PM  
i.imgur.com

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I discovered this a few years ago, maybe on Fark.

I make one every year for Halloween.

http://www.notmartha.org/archives/2009/10/27/meat-hand/
 
2013-10-22 05:01:02 PM  

Parthenogenetic: [i.imgur.com image 400x267]

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I discovered this a few years ago, maybe on Fark.

I make one every year for Halloween.

http://www.notmartha.org/archives/2009/10/27/meat-hand/


Would that pair well with a fine Chianti?
 
2013-10-23 12:57:22 AM  
I like those odds.
 
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