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(Gloucester Citizen)   Judge dude, the pot isn't for selling it's to burn for the Hindu god Shiva, man   (gloucestercitizen.co.uk) divider line 60
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2013-10-22 01:04:27 PM
Oldest excuse in the book
 
2013-10-22 01:30:54 PM
Katarzyna

*facepalm*  I suppose her parents thought themselves very clever.
 
2013-10-22 01:47:21 PM
He told the court one entry in the diaries stated: "We give thanks to Shiva. Last crop was 2kg 29oz, this crop 4kg - Yeah!

Because shiva weighs his shiat out and always makes sure it's a fat sack.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-10-22 01:49:50 PM
In the USA there was a fight over religious use of peyote. One result was the Religious Freedom Restoration Act.  Courts have refused to allow the RFRA to excuse people from obeying state drug laws, but it still provides a potential defense in federal court.
 
2013-10-22 01:50:22 PM
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2013-10-22 01:52:25 PM
instntrply.com
 
2013-10-22 01:54:03 PM
Throw her on jail just for her "homeopathy" bullshiat.

/all those homeopaths should be tossed in a pit and burned...
 
2013-10-22 01:55:06 PM
Katarzyna Dryden-Chouen and her husband Clive Dryden-Chouen

wtf
 
2013-10-22 01:56:17 PM
Please do not offer my god a fat nug.
 
2013-10-22 01:56:34 PM
At least it wasn't for Kali.

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2013-10-22 01:57:23 PM
On second thought, Kali needs to chill out.
 
2013-10-22 01:58:04 PM
Yeah, ok.

And the 1800 pills they found were for 'personal use'

and the $10grand+ cash was totally not drug money

uh-huh, I'm sure the Judge will buy all of that on faith
 
2013-10-22 01:58:41 PM
FTA: "being grown in a Littledean home, turned drugs factory"

I love how quickly these things get blown out of proportion

/better call Saul!
 
2013-10-22 02:01:53 PM
Shiva the Destroyer? Is He really the type of God you wanted to get stoned out of his tiny Divine Mind?

I'm just asking. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't.

It sort of depends on if he gets mellow or psychotic. Perhaps it would be best to burn your grand-daddy's sweet easy-going pot, not today's harsh, super-powerful hash.

What happens if you switch pot for the incense you burn to Jesus, Joseph and Mary? Does the BVM get the Munchies? does she get all giggly like a Catholic schoolgirl.

Do Jesus, Joseph and Mary get all melodramatic and sing "Three Little Girls from School are We" from Gilbert & Sullivan's Mikado?

Could this be the next big thing on Broadway after the Book of Mormon?

How come I can get this silly even though I am 1) at work and 2) pot free since collateral damage in college?
 
2013-10-22 02:02:46 PM
So that's why the priest that did my Indian wedding had a crop growing outside his house. My brother in law denied that Mary Jane was a Hindu thank.
 
2013-10-22 02:02:56 PM

xanadian: Katarzyna

*facepalm*  I suppose her parents thought themselves very clever.


It's Polish (Katherine).

Her name would be awesome for Scrabble.
 
2013-10-22 02:05:43 PM
I got high with a dude named Shiva.
 
2013-10-22 02:12:07 PM

whosits_112: Throw her on jail just for her "homeopathy" bullshiat.

/all those homeopaths should be tossed in a pit and burned...


I thought the homeopaths were sent to Reading Gaol
 
2013-10-22 02:17:38 PM

whosits_112: Throw her on jail just for her "homeopathy" bullshiat.

/all those homeopaths should be tossed in a pit and burned...


And all the Osteopaths too.
 
2013-10-22 02:18:41 PM
420 trifecta in play
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-10-22 02:20:12 PM
Seems legit.
 
2013-10-22 02:20:53 PM

xanadian: Katarzyna

*facepalm*  I suppose her parents thought themselves very clever.


I know right. Why don't Poles write all names using the English spelling.  But why don't the English use the original Αικατερίνη?

trappedspirit: Katarzyna Dryden-Chouen and her husband Clive Dryden-Chouen

wtf


There is this place called England.  They have been double-barreling names for essentially forever.  Hell, Vicky triple-barreled hers.


Damn foreigners in foreign countries, not using naming convention exactly like Luthern Indiana dirt farmers!  What is this world coming to when we don't act like 1950s small-minded idiots!
 
2013-10-22 02:23:34 PM

phalamir: xanadian: Katarzyna

*facepalm*  I suppose her parents thought themselves very clever.

I know right. Why don't Poles write all names using the English spelling.  But why don't the English use the original Αικατερίνη?

trappedspirit: Katarzyna Dryden-Chouen and her husband Clive Dryden-Chouen

wtf

There is this place called England.  They have been double-barreling names for essentially forever.  Hell, Vicky triple-barreled hers.



But it's pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove?
 
2013-10-22 02:26:24 PM

FrancoFile: phalamir: xanadian: Katarzyna

*facepalm*  I suppose her parents thought themselves very clever.

I know right. Why don't Poles write all names using the English spelling.  But why don't the English use the original Αικατερίνη?

trappedspirit: Katarzyna Dryden-Chouen and her husband Clive Dryden-Chouen

wtf

There is this place called England.  They have been double-barreling names for essentially forever.  Hell, Vicky triple-barreled hers.


But it's pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove?


My English-to-American dictionary says "Lick out taints, Yankee-boy"
 
2013-10-22 02:27:01 PM
FTFA: "She said she grew it because she was a Brahma and once it had dried out it would be burnt in a small pit."

What using a small pit to burn dried marijuana might look like:
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2013-10-22 02:30:44 PM

Lord Farkwad: whosits_112: Throw her on jail just for her "homeopathy" bullshiat.

/all those homeopaths should be tossed in a pit and burned...

And all the Osteopaths too.



We will begin with the firemen, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion until everyone is eaten!
 
2013-10-22 02:31:16 PM

trappedspirit: Katarzyna Dryden-Chouen and her husband Clive Dryden-Chouen

wtf


People get married.  Some choose to hyhpenate the surnames together, and give that name to their kids.
Those kids grow up and get married.
Thankfully, this wife took his surname rather than double, triple, quadruple-hyphenate.

\that's tf
 
2013-10-22 02:34:42 PM
Back in the 80's my godmother worked for an attorney whose client -- I swear to God -- actually, in open court, called the judge "Your Dudeship".
 
2013-10-22 02:39:05 PM
Who cares? It's nobody's business as far as I'm concerned.

If people are messed up about them making a business of it, well, they should legalize it.

Nobody should go to jail for drugs unless there is clear harm - giving them to kids, using them for date rape, poisoning people, that sort of thing. Growing or selling basically harmless dried plant matter shouldn't be a crime.
 
2013-10-22 02:46:02 PM
Freedom of religion?
 
2013-10-22 02:47:49 PM

FuzedBox: On second thought, Kali needs to chill out.


Isn't Shiva considered both a creator and destroyer? And the took its weed! We may be seeing a little more more destroying and less creation.
 
2013-10-22 02:50:48 PM

phalamir: England


Was that knee-jerk?  I guess that was knee-jerk.  Sorry.
 
2013-10-22 02:50:54 PM
Lamont Sanford: [Thinking of what to do with marijuana plants] We gotta think of some way to get rid of that stuff.

Rollo Larson: Hey, don't worry, baby! I'll do it.

Lamont Sanford: Wait a minute! I know - I'll burn it!

Rollo Larson: That's exactly what I had in mind!

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2013-10-22 02:56:23 PM

GoldDude: trappedspirit: Katarzyna Dryden-Chouen and her husband Clive Dryden-Chouen

wtf

People get married.  Some choose to hyhpenate the surnames together, and give that name to their kids.
Those kids grow up and get married.
Thankfully, this wife took his surname rather than double, triple, quadruple-hyphenate.

\that's tf


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2013-10-22 03:05:00 PM
It's spelt "Shiver." Brits and theiur spellinges.
 
2013-10-22 03:19:07 PM
A lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-yous
 
2013-10-22 03:19:48 PM

trappedspirit: Katarzyna Dryden-Chouen and her husband Clive Dryden-Chouen

wtf


Never crossed your mind that the husband had a hyphenated last name before they got married?
 
2013-10-22 03:33:11 PM

miniflea: [instntrply.com image 850x478]


first thing i thought of
 
2013-10-22 03:43:03 PM

nekom: Oldest excuse in the book



is...I don't know how my penis slipped into your butt, honey.
 
2013-10-22 03:44:30 PM

IamTomJoad: trappedspirit: Katarzyna Dryden-Chouen and her husband Clive Dryden-Chouen

wtf

Never crossed your mind that the husband had a hyphenated last name before they got married?


Yes, it did.  But where I come from, men don't menstruate hyphenate
 
2013-10-22 03:45:13 PM
i.imgur.com

Yo man, couldn't find the magical medicinal herb in the dark so I brought THE WHOLE FREAKING MOUNTAIN.

/we call that "Pulling a Hanuman"
//or alternately, Tuesday.
 
2013-10-22 04:08:51 PM

ZAZ: In the USA there was a fight over religious use of peyote. One result was the Religious Freedom Restoration Act.  Courts have refused to allow the RFRA to excuse people from obeying state drug laws, but it still provides a potential defense in federal court.


IamTomJoad: trappedspirit: Katarzyna Dryden-Chouen and her husband Clive Dryden-Chouen

wtf

Never crossed your mind that the husband had a hyphenated last name before they got married?


That's where a real player doubles down, so that your kid has the last name Dryden-Choeuen-Silverstein-Abrahamoff-Patel.
 
2013-10-22 04:13:19 PM
Wait it was a Shrine to Shiva? And they grew pot by it? If it was in the US, they get double the mandatory minimal sentence for growing with in a 1000yards of a church.
 
2013-10-22 04:13:35 PM

miniflea: [instntrply.com image 850x478]


Came for this!

Kisses on your face!
 
2013-10-22 04:14:01 PM
ZeroPly:

That's where a real player doubles down, so that your kid has the last name Dryden-Choeuen-Silverstein-Abrahamoff-Patel.

... and becomes a law firm?
 
2013-10-22 04:27:10 PM

whosits_112: Throw her on jail just for her "homeopathy" bullshiat.

/all those homeopaths should be tossed in a pit and burned...


homeoinfo.com
 
2013-10-22 04:36:14 PM
"Thum Shiva Ke Vishwasth Karthe Ho!"

/mic drop
 
2013-10-22 04:36:48 PM
Here for Shivakamini Somakandarkram.

/satisfied.
 
2013-10-22 04:38:25 PM

AllUpInYa: ZeroPly:

That's where a real player doubles down, so that your kid has the last name Dryden-Choeuen-Silverstein-Abrahamoff-Patel.

... and becomes a law firm?


That's part of the long term plan, yes.

So years later when the kid has his first law practice, it's Dryden-Choeuen-Silverstein-Abrahamoff-Patel & Jones. You think that fancy Harvard degree is going to keep Jones from being intimidated when he has to work in a firm like that?
 
2013-10-22 05:02:19 PM

whosits_112: Throw her on jail just for her "homeopathy" bullshiat.

/all those homeopaths should be tossed in a pit and burned...


Well, the good thing is that it is 100% safe.  And there may be such a thing as a placebo effect.  As long as people aren't taking that INSTEAD of actual medicine, that's where it gets dangerous.
 
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