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(Uproxx)   This Keanu Reeves sure seems like a righteous dude   (uproxx.com) divider line 37
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2013-10-22 12:43:21 PM
Man of Tai Chi was just great cheezy fun.
 
2013-10-22 12:48:15 PM
 I think he'd be an interesting person to hang out with. I still think he's Neo hot too, even with those beady eyes.
 
2013-10-22 12:49:54 PM
download.xbox.com

Well, he's very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads - They all adore him.
 
2013-10-22 12:51:21 PM
I don't think you could do a Bill & Ted 3, they clearly joined Club 27 and left behind a few perfect albums and never debased themselves, hence preserving the timeline.

Also, what would the time machine come disguised as in 2015, when the movie would have to be set?
 
2013-10-22 01:01:06 PM
A Fark link to an Uproxx post about a Reddit AMA. And it's a slideshow.
 
2013-10-22 01:03:23 PM

Inaditch: A Fark link to an Uproxx post about a Reddit AMA. And it's a slideshow.


THE WORST SLIDESHOW I"VE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF USING.

sorry.  it was bad - kept taking me down to comments and the foot of the page instead of the next page.

That being said, this is another good example of why the best of Reddit is better than the best of Fark.

/However, the worst of Fark is much, much better than the worst of Reddit.
 
2013-10-22 01:10:08 PM
Baby can you dig your man?
 
2013-10-22 01:15:33 PM

wildcardjack: I don't think you could do a Bill & Ted 3, they clearly joined Club 27 and left behind a few perfect albums and never debased themselves, hence preserving the timeline.

Also, what would the time machine come disguised as in 2015, when the movie would have to be set?


A Redbox?
 
2013-10-22 01:17:04 PM

Embden.Meyerhof: Inaditch: A Fark link to an Uproxx post about a Reddit AMA. And it's a slideshow.

THE WORST SLIDESHOW I"VE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF USING.

sorry.  it was bad - kept taking me down to comments and the foot of the page instead of the next page.

That being said, this is another good example of why the best of Reddit is better than the best of Fark.

/However, the worst of Fark is much, much better than the worst of Reddit.


How do you know its not the same?
 
2013-10-22 01:30:22 PM

Crewmannumber6: Baby can you dig your man?


Are you suggesting he could play Larry Underwood in a Stand Remake? Because I totally think he could.
 
2013-10-22 01:30:25 PM
I love that my adblocker rendered the slideshow unusable.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-22 01:30:46 PM

FrancoFile: wildcardjack: I don't think you could do a Bill & Ted 3, they clearly joined Club 27 and left behind a few perfect albums and never debased themselves, hence preserving the timeline.

Also, what would the time machine come disguised as in 2015, when the movie would have to be set?

A Redbox?


A Port-a-john. those never go out of style.
 
2013-10-22 02:21:25 PM
He does seem like a cool mofo
 
2013-10-22 02:29:52 PM
He's probably one of the most "real" dudes in Hollywood. Gave up millions of his Matrix paycheck to take care of the crew. Donates an abnormal chunk of his takes to charity. Good guy.
 
2013-10-22 02:42:37 PM

valar_morghulis: He's probably one of the most "real" dudes in Hollywood. Gave up millions of his Matrix paycheck to take care of the crew. Donates an abnormal chunk of his takes to charity. Good guy.


I worked with one of his assistants. He said Keanu beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain.
 
2013-10-22 02:52:04 PM

Weatherkiss: valar_morghulis: He's probably one of the most "real" dudes in Hollywood. Gave up millions of his Matrix paycheck to take care of the crew. Donates an abnormal chunk of his takes to charity. Good guy.

I worked with one of his assistants. He said Keanu beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain.


I hate this farking meme
 
2013-10-22 02:57:32 PM

The Incredible Sexual Egg: Weatherkiss: valar_morghulis: He's probably one of the most "real" dudes in Hollywood. Gave up millions of his Matrix paycheck to take care of the crew. Donates an abnormal chunk of his takes to charity. Good guy.

I worked with one of his assistants. He said Keanu beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain.

I hate this farking meme


Can I interest you in a golf ball dimpler, then? Perhaps a nice obituary with a picture of someone with a similar name to the person who died?
 
2013-10-22 03:04:44 PM

Weatherkiss: The Incredible Sexual Egg: Weatherkiss: valar_morghulis: He's probably one of the most "real" dudes in Hollywood. Gave up millions of his Matrix paycheck to take care of the crew. Donates an abnormal chunk of his takes to charity. Good guy.

I worked with one of his assistants. He said Keanu beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain.

I hate this farking meme

Can I interest you in a golf ball dimpler, then? Perhaps a nice obituary with a picture of someone with a similar name to the person who died?


golf ball dimpler? Did I miss that one?

I SAID, DID I MISS THAT ONE MISS FRANK?
 
2013-10-22 03:16:10 PM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: FrancoFile: wildcardjack: I don't think you could do a Bill & Ted 3, they clearly joined Club 27 and left behind a few perfect albums and never debased themselves, hence preserving the timeline.

Also, what would the time machine come disguised as in 2015, when the movie would have to be set?

A Redbox?

A Port-a-john. those never go out of style.


I'm left envisioning this...

www.amazingincredible.com
 
2013-10-22 03:21:36 PM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: A Port-a-john. those never go out of style.



Rupert Marshetta: "You hid the money in the Port-a-Johnny!"

Gary Marshetta: "You know those things are damn nearindestructible  Come nuclear holocaust, there will be two things left in this world... cockroaches, and god damned portable shiathouses!"
 
2013-10-22 03:24:45 PM

Crewmannumber6: Baby can you dig your man?


M-O-O-N, that's spell righteous. Laws yes.
 
2013-10-22 03:48:57 PM

SenorBenedict: Crewmannumber6: Baby can you dig your man?

Are you suggesting he could play Larry Underwood in a Stand Remake? Because I totally think he could.


NO! Just no. I want people that can act halfway decent in this version of the Stand. Keaunu does ok in a few niches, but I really couldn't see him doing Larry Underwood or any role with any kind of gravitas.
 
2013-10-22 04:23:41 PM

The Incredible Sexual Egg: Weatherkiss: I worked with one of his assistants. He said Keanu beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain.

I hate this farking meme


"First you ignore it, then you laugh at it, then you fight it, then it wins." - Mahatma Ghandi
 
2013-10-22 05:09:30 PM

The Incredible Sexual Egg: Weatherkiss: valar_morghulis: He's probably one of the most "real" dudes in Hollywood. Gave up millions of his Matrix paycheck to take care of the crew. Donates an abnormal chunk of his takes to charity. Good guy.

I worked with one of his assistants. He said Keanu beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain.

I hate this farking meme


Sadly, it makes me laugh like a ninny every time.
 
2013-10-22 05:18:21 PM

Weatherkiss: The Incredible Sexual Egg: Weatherkiss: valar_morghulis: He's probably one of the most "real" dudes in Hollywood. Gave up millions of his Matrix paycheck to take care of the crew. Donates an abnormal chunk of his takes to charity. Good guy.

I worked with one of his assistants. He said Keanu beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain.

I hate this farking meme

Can I interest you in a golf ball dimpler, then? Perhaps a nice obituary with a picture of someone with a similar name to the person who died?


i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-22 05:43:44 PM
Welp, he also confirmed no Cowboy Bebop Movie as well. Bummer.
 
2013-10-22 07:35:18 PM

formerfloozy: The Incredible Sexual Egg: Weatherkiss: valar_morghulis: He's probably one of the most "real" dudes in Hollywood. Gave up millions of his Matrix paycheck to take care of the crew. Donates an abnormal chunk of his takes to charity. Good guy.

I worked with one of his assistants. He said Keanu beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain.

I hate this farking meme

Sadly, it makes me laugh like a ninny every time.


This. But I like seeing it in it's full glory starting with how if they plump their fat ass on the toilet...and then ending with Rumor has it on the set of (insert project)...
 
2013-10-22 10:21:07 PM

Megasmilax: Welp, he also confirmed no Cowboy Bebop Movie as well. Bummer.



If by "bummer" you mean "OH GOD YES, AWESOME!!!!" then yeah, that.

I like Keanu, but I'm glad he's not going to be Spike. Heck, Cowboy Bebop is one of my favorite shows ever... I'm not sure it really needs a movie adaption though. I think it's fine the way it is.
 
2013-10-22 10:34:12 PM
I am a Keanu Reeves fan, There, I said it. Bill and Ted, Speed, The Matrix, and of course Point Break.

Ok, his performance in Dracula was not quite Oscar worthy but the fault lies with  Francis Ford Coppola for telling him that he could pull off an English accent. That was a director's  decision, not an actor's.
 
2013-10-22 10:46:53 PM
I love me some Keanu. I watched Man of Tai Chi the other night and even though the plot was pretty by the numbers the choreography and direction were amazing. I can't wait to see what Keanu directs next. He's damn good at it.

And if you don't mind Cracked, watch their new After Hours episode. It makes good points as to why Keanu is so relatable as an actor.
 
2013-10-22 10:47:14 PM

fusillade762: Weatherkiss: The Incredible Sexual Egg: Weatherkiss: valar_morghulis: He's probably one of the most "real" dudes in Hollywood. Gave up millions of his Matrix paycheck to take care of the crew. Donates an abnormal chunk of his takes to charity. Good guy.

I worked with one of his assistants. He said Keanu beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain.

I hate this farking meme

Can I interest you in a golf ball dimpler, then? Perhaps a nice obituary with a picture of someone with a similar name to the person who died?

[i40.tinypic.com image 400x389]


I hate THIS farking meme, and the previous meme.
 
2013-10-22 11:04:27 PM

DMZ DEATH: He does seem like a cool mofo


He gets a lot of shiat for some of his work(And some of it is deserved), but I agree, he seems pretty cool. As for his movies, he just has to be cast in the right roles. He's not a romantic lead, period, but throw him in something like Bill and Ted's, The Matrix, even Speed, and I enjoy him. It's like Gilbert Gottfried and Pauly Shore, they both have the right roles and the wrong roles(yes, I admit that there's stuff I liked Pauly Shore in). GIlbert Gottfried was the dude who first made me figure out the whole concept though. I wanted to kill him in Ford Fairlane, and then someone did just that for me... :-)
 
2013-10-22 11:26:59 PM

formerfloozy: Sadly, it makes me laugh like a ninny every time.


me too. i hope it never dies.
 
2013-10-23 02:09:47 AM
Morpheus?

2.images.comedycentral.com
 
2013-10-23 05:09:28 AM

fusillade762: Weatherkiss: The Incredible Sexual Egg: Weatherkiss: valar_morghulis: He's probably one of the most "real" dudes in Hollywood. Gave up millions of his Matrix paycheck to take care of the crew. Donates an abnormal chunk of his takes to charity. Good guy.

I worked with one of his assistants. He said Keanu beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain.

I hate this farking meme

Can I interest you in a golf ball dimpler, then? Perhaps a nice obituary with a picture of someone with a similar name to the person who died?

[i40.tinypic.com image 400x389]


Do you happen to have the original of that pic?
 
Skr
2013-10-23 05:42:49 AM

wildcardjack: To The Escape Zeppelin!: FrancoFile: wildcardjack: I don't think you could do a Bill & Ted 3, they clearly joined Club 27 and left behind a few perfect albums and never debased themselves, hence preserving the timeline.

Also, what would the time machine come disguised as in 2015, when the movie would have to be set?

A Redbox?

A Port-a-john. those never go out of style.

I'm left envisioning this...

[www.amazingincredible.com image 390x521]


I think a time traveling taco truck would be a good substitute.
 
2013-10-23 04:27:26 PM
He seems like a cool dude, his AMA was pretty good, probably a million times better than the recent Ann Coulter AMA where she did nothing except avoid questions by answering them with questions, spread hate, and was defensive right off the bat despite people attempting to be civil with her.
 
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