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(Inside World Soccer)   Bosnian fans wanted to support team in Lithuania, mistakenly ended up in Latvia   (insideworldsoccer.com) divider line 15
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2013-10-22 12:32:47 PM
Time for Latvian jokes? Yep.

Joke:
Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! "More bread for me," man think. But bread have worm.

Joke:
Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?
Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

Joke:
Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.


More here:
http://www.chrisconnollyonline.com/2009/02/72-is-partial-compendium-l a tvian-humor.html?m=1
 
2013-10-22 01:12:38 PM
hahaha!!

But on the plus side for them the women are hotter!
 
2013-10-22 01:58:02 PM
Jeez, it's only a little over 150 miles! They could drive! Must be some seriously bad roads, Google counts on an average speed below 50 mph.

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2013-10-22 02:19:29 PM
The Bosnians have no idea who is waiting for them in Latvia, do they?


 www.editions-deesse.com
 
2013-10-22 02:40:30 PM
this reminded me of that time I was dating this girl that was Latvian Orthodox and I converted for her... but I accidentally converted to Lithuanian Orthodox.
 
2013-10-22 02:42:33 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: Time for Latvian jokes? Yep.

Joke:
Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! "More bread for me," man think. But bread have worm.

...


I laughed, and then I cried.

show me: Jeez, it's only a little over 150 miles! They could drive! Must be some seriously bad roads, Google counts on an average speed below 50 mph.


I haven't driven there, but if it's anything like Poland or Slovakia, then the roads aren't great but the drivers are holy-shiat-crazy. There were windy two-lane roads along hills/bluffs (basically 10-20 foot drop-offs) where people were passing each other, with no farks given about vehicles in the oncoming lane. It was just assumed that the person being passed and the person coming from the other way would pull onto the shoulder to make space.

FTA: "I will surely remember this stupidity until the rest of my life," Tresnjo concluded.

And that's the right attitude. I drove into the middle of a festival/concert in the Main Square in Krakow. The police weren't impressed, but they were happy when they learned I lived near "Little Poland", aka Chicago. It's a great memory, even though it was more lack of understanding Polish signs than stupidity.
 
2013-10-22 02:54:54 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: Time for Latvian jokes? Yep.

Joke:
Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! "More bread for me," man think. But bread have worm.

Joke:
Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?
Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

Joke:
Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.


More here:
http://www.chrisconnollyonline.com/2009/02/72-is-partial-compendium-l a tvian-humor.html?m=1


I love a good Latvian joke.

Three Latvian are brag about sons. "My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want," say first Latvian. "Zo?" second say, "My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!" Third Latvian wait long time, then say, "My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over." "Wow! You are win us," say others. But all are feel sad.
 
2013-10-22 03:04:23 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: The Bosnians have no idea who is waiting for them in Latvia, do they?


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Doom is from Latveria, not Latvia,

Latvia is near Estonia
Latveria is south of Hungary in Romania.
 
2013-10-22 03:13:34 PM

degenerate-afro: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: The Bosnians have no idea who is waiting for them in Latvia, do they?


 [www.editions-deesse.com image 567x827]

Doom is from Latveria, not Latvia,

Latvia is near Estonia
Latveria is south of Hungary in Romania.


The "er" is silent.

Like Doom commands you to be.
 
2013-10-22 03:39:42 PM

skrame: FTA: "I will surely remember this stupidity until the rest of my life," Tresnjo concluded.

And that's the right attitude.


Exactly.  He could piss and moan and have a lousy trip but he chose to laugh it off, adapt, and has a story he'll be repeating for 40 years.
 
2013-10-22 03:50:31 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: Time for Latvian jokes? Yep.

Joke:
Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! "More bread for me," man think. But bread have worm.

Joke:
Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?
Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

Joke:
Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.


More here:
http://www.chrisconnollyonline.com/2009/02/72-is-partial-compendium-l a tvian-humor.html?m=1


Oh wow...you're a barrel of laughs.
 
2013-10-22 03:54:11 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: Time for Latvian jokes? Yep.


That is a thing?
 
2013-10-22 05:36:24 PM

Gunny Highway: Bareefer Obonghit: Time for Latvian jokes? Yep.

That is a thing?


Probably to the same people who find Jew jokes and other racial/ethnic humor offensive.

If you're gonna tell a joke like that, at least make it funny.
 
2013-10-22 09:30:32 PM

Gunny Highway: Bareefer Obonghit: Time for Latvian jokes? Yep.

That is a thing?


I was about to say the same thing.

/Now Estonians...
 
2013-10-22 11:34:15 PM

degenerate-afro: Doom is from Latveria, not Latvia,


www.planetcalypsoforum.com
 
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