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(Huffington Post UK)   Gamers rush to download 18GB cracked GTA5 game, viruses   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Grand Theft Auto V, Grand Theft Auto, virus  
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5307 clicks; posted to Geek » on 22 Oct 2013 at 9:49 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-22 10:11:42 AM  
7 votes:
Computer over? Virus equals very yes?! That's not a good prize!

Did you get a virus?

"Uh, noo...."

"Did you get *four hundred thousand* viruses?!"

"Yes. Very yes!"
2013-10-22 10:20:23 AM  
5 votes:
2013-10-22 09:56:56 AM  
5 votes:
So, the download was the Sims instead of GTA?
2013-10-22 10:11:30 AM  
4 votes:
Good thing I'm behind 7 Mcafees
2013-10-22 10:08:12 AM  
3 votes:

What Gamera rushing might look like.
2013-10-22 10:00:04 AM  
2 votes:
No thanks, I'm still too busy uploading viruses into Saints Row IV.
2013-10-22 03:25:01 PM  
1 vote:
Holy shiat people get a room.
2013-10-22 03:24:14 PM  
1 vote:

animal900: Jim from Saint Paul: animal900: NicktheSmoker: Jim from Saint Paul: NicktheSmoker: Retardstar.

Think that one up yourself?

Nope got it from your mom actually.

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He called something retarted and did a your mom joke.

That's being told if you're, like, 12.

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2013-10-22 02:41:22 PM  
1 vote:

Jim from Saint Paul: animal900: NicktheSmoker: Jim from Saint Paul: NicktheSmoker: Retardstar.

Think that one up yourself?

Nope got it from your mom actually.

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He called something retarted and did a your mom joke.

That's being told if you're, like, 12.
2013-10-22 12:39:41 PM  
1 vote:

scottydoesntknow: It was also a great commentary on torture and Trevor basically hits the nail on the head.

I found Trevor's argument especially poignant: torture should never be used for information gathering, because a person under torture will say whatever will stop the pain. Instead, torture should be performed for its own sake, for the enjoyment of the torture itself.
2013-10-22 11:34:24 AM  
1 vote:

Sgt Otter: farbekrieg: I am one of those people who buys the console version while waiting for the PC version to come out because the graphics, draw distances and lack of mods on the console is so very disappointing.

For me I had a fantastic time in GTA V and have so far skipped the online experience and spent a good 70 hrs getting 88% completion and look forward to buying it on PC and getting online to get griefed by people who are much better than me before retiring of a private server of friends.

You're missing out on the:

Start game with just a 9mm and 30 rounds.  Get into a cheap family sedan.

Get chased around the map by three N-bomb screaming pre-pubescents from England, with suppressed machineguns (so the cops completely ignore them) in armored and bullet-proofed turbocharged sports cars, who have been playing the online version non-stop.

Said children are surprisingly terrible, and despite being out-gunned and out-numbered, this chase drags on for at least 30 minutes, because their fundamentals are farking terrible.

Eventually get killed, or get away from them, and join a gang-war deathmatch.

Observe said children rush into an open area and line up and shoot at each other, hoping their health lasts longer.

Next round, climb up to the roof, and take out four guys with customized M4s and body armor with a stock 9mm pistol.

Get called every homophobic and racial slur possible, because finding higher ground is "cheating."

Get vote-kicked from the game entirely.

So it's pretty realistic is what you're saying here.
2013-10-22 11:18:10 AM  
1 vote:

scottydoesntknow: "Please release GTA V on PC. GTA games have been a large part of so many people's lives and it's a big shame not seeing the newest iteration of the game being released on the most powerful platform. Things like modifications have always been a HUGE part of PC gaming and modded GTA is some of the most insanely fun times you can have."

And I love that the entire argument in the petition for releasing GTA V on PC is so they can completely change GTA V from what the developers wanted.

The game is awesome and perfect.... so please let me change it.  I love the "most powerful platform", if it works fine on the console why do you need more power?
2013-10-22 10:40:53 AM  
1 vote:

HotWingConspiracy: This might be why Rockstar is in no real rush to port to PC. Also, they just made like a billion dollars with the console release. PC sales won't impress and can wait.

All the real gamers use consoles anyway so why would they port to PC?  They made a billion in console sales.  If they can get 1 million PC people that's at most $50 million in sales, not that $50 million isn't a lot but that's a drop in the bucket compared to the console sales.
2013-10-22 10:22:18 AM  
1 vote:

styckx: Good thing I'm behind 7 Mcafees

What Maccabees 7 might look like:

It also happened that seven brothers with their mother were arrested and tortured with whips and scourges by the king to force them to eat pork in violation of God's law.a
One of the brothers, speaking for the others, said: "What do you expect to learn by questioning us? We are ready to die rather than transgress the laws of our ancestors."
At that the king, in a fury, gave orders to have pans and caldrons heated.
These were quickly heated, and he gave the order to cut out the tongue of the one who had spoken for the others, to scalp him and cut off his hands and feet, while the rest of his brothers and his mother looked on.
When he was completely maimed but still breathing, the king ordered them to carry him to the fire and fry him. As a cloud of smoke spread from the pan, the brothers and their mother encouraged one another to die nobly, with these words:
"The Lord God is looking on and truly has compassion on us, as Moses declared in his song, when he openly bore witness, saying, 'And God will have compassion on his servants.'"b
After the first brother had died in this manner, they brought the second to be made sport of. After tearing off the skin and hair of his head, they asked him, "Will you eat the pork rather than have your body tortured limb by limb?"
Answering in the language of his ancestors, he said, "Never!" So he in turn suffered the same tortures as the first.
With his last breath he said: "You accursed fiend, you are depriving us of this present life, but the King of the universe will raise us up* to live again forever, because we are dying for his laws."c
After him the third suffered their cruel sport. He put forth his tongue at once when told to do so, and bravely stretched out his hands,
as he spoke these noble words: "It was from Heaven that I received these; for the sake of his laws I disregard them; from him I hope to receive them again."
Even the king and his attendants marveled at the young man's spirit, because he regarded his sufferings as nothing.
After he had died, they tortured and maltreated the fourth brother in the same way.
When he was near death, he said, "It is my choice to die at the hands of mortals with the hope that God will restore me to life; but for you, there will be no resurrection to life."
They next brought forward the fifth brother and maltreated him.
Looking at the king, he said:d "Mortal though you are, you have power over human beings, so you do what you please. But do not think that our nation is forsaken by God.
Only wait, and you will see how his great power will torment you and your descendants."
After him they brought the sixth brother. When he was about to die, he said: "Have no vain illusions. We suffer these things on our own account, because we have sinned against our God; that is why such shocking things have happened.
Do not think, then, that you will go unpunished for having dared to fight against God."
Most admirable and worthy of everlasting remembrance was the mother who, seeing her seven sons perish in a single day, bore it courageously because of her hope in the Lord.
Filled with a noble spirit that stirred her womanly reason with manly emotion, she exhorted each of them in the language of their ancestors with these words:
e "I do not know how you came to be in my womb; it was not I who gave you breath and life, nor was it I who arranged the elements you are made of.
Therefore, since it is the Creator of the universe who shaped the beginning of humankind and brought about the origin of everything, he, in his mercy, will give you back both breath and life, because you now disregard yourselves for the sake of his law."
Antiochus, suspecting insult in her words, thought he was being ridiculed. As the youngest brother was still alive, the king appealed to him, not with mere words, but with promises on oath, to make him rich and happy if he would abandon his ancestral customs: he would make him his Friend and entrust him with high office.
When the youth paid no attention to him at all, the king appealed to the mother, urging her to advise her boy to save his life.
After he had urged her for a long time, she agreed to persuade her son.
She leaned over close to him and, in derision of the cruel tyrant, said in their native language: "Son, have pity on me, who carried you in my womb for nine months, nursed you for three years, brought you up, educated and supported you to your present age.
I beg you, child, to look at the heavens and the earth and see all that is in them; then you will know that God did not make them out of existing things.* In the same way humankind came into existence.
Do not be afraid of this executioner, but be worthy of your brothers and accept death, so that in the time of mercy I may receive you again with your brothers."
She had scarcely finished speaking when the youth said: "What is the delay? I will not obey the king's command. I obey the command of the law given to our ancestors through Moses.
But you, who have contrived every kind of evil for the Hebrews, will not escape the hands of God.
We, indeed, are suffering because of our sins.f
Though for a little while our living Lord has been angry, correcting and chastising us, he will again be reconciled with his servants.
But you, wretch, most vile of mortals, do not, in your insolence, buoy yourself up with unfounded hopes, as you raise your hand against the children of heaven.
You have not yet escaped the judgment of the almighty and all-seeing God.
Our brothers, after enduring brief pain, have drunk of never-failing life, under God's covenant. But you, by the judgment of God, shall receive just punishments for your arrogance.
Like my brothers, I offer up my body and my life for our ancestral laws, imploring God to show mercy soon to our nation, and by afflictions and blows to make you confess that he alone is God.
Through me and my brothers, may there be an end to the wrath of the Almighty that has justly fallen on our whole nation."
At that, the king became enraged and treated him even worse than the others, since he bitterly resented the boy's contempt.
Thus he too died undefiled, putting all his trust in the Lord.
Last of all, after her sons, the mother was put to death.
Enough has been said about the sacrificial meals and the excessive cruelties.
2013-10-22 10:15:03 AM  
1 vote:
My heart, it bleeds for them
2013-10-22 10:02:13 AM  
1 vote:
when does someone blame Rockstar for this? Surely if there was a legitimate port to PC for GTAV, then that would have been available to download illegally something that was virus infected right?
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