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2013-10-22 11:59:33 AM

A_bomb37: The torture scene made me uncomfortable. Like legit. And I'm basically a sociopath in videogames. Reminded me of having to pull the last trigger on the Boss in MGS3.


Haven't hit that one yet. I have a hard time with stuff like that. The "No Russian" mission in MW2, myriad things in Fallout 3, but the worst was at the end of the evil playthrough of InFamous 2 where they...

[SPOILERS EVEN THOUGH YOU SHOULD HAVE PLAYED THIS AWESOME GAME BY NOW! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?]


...force you to zap your best friend, repeatedly, until he's dead, to progress. He saw what a monster you were becoming and tries to stop you with a gun, knowing full well it won't work. He's essentially appealing to that last shred of humanity he hopes is left in you, trying to force you to take a step back from the brink. And the game forces you to kill him. If you hesitate he even says something like "Well? What are you waiting for?" God I felt like shiat after that.
 
2013-10-22 12:07:21 PM

TNel: scottydoesntknow: "Please release GTA V on PC. GTA games have been a large part of so many people's lives and it's a big shame not seeing the newest iteration of the game being released on the most powerful platform. Things like modifications have always been a HUGE part of PC gaming and modded GTA is some of the most insanely fun times you can have."

And I love that the entire argument in the petition for releasing GTA V on PC is so they can completely change GTA V from what the developers wanted.

The game is awesome and perfect.... so please let me change it.  I love the "most powerful platform", if it works fine on the console why do you need more power?


I'm going to funny mark your post because of the 'works fine' part.  The consoles cannot run the game fine, they run it at a sub HD resolution, with no anti-aliasing and shiatty tiny draw distance and everything else hobbled to nothing.  There is no way around that, the current consoles aren't strong enough to run the engine as it can be run.  A PC can do that, a PC can also run the game in triple screen and you can patch in wheel support.  That's how I played GTA4 and that's what I'm going to wait for to play GTA5.

I bought GTA4 for a console and I thought it was okay...until I got to buy it for my PC and try that out, I won't make that mistake again.  Modding wise about the only things I tend to throw in there is even more beautiful textures and rendering engines then by default, because good PCs can handle it.
 
2013-10-22 12:09:06 PM

xalres: A_bomb37: The torture scene made me uncomfortable. Like legit. And I'm basically a sociopath in videogames. Reminded me of having to pull the last trigger on the Boss in MGS3.

Haven't hit that one yet. I have a hard time with stuff like that. The "No Russian" mission in MW2, myriad things in Fallout 3, but the worst was at the end of the evil playthrough of InFamous 2 where they...

[SPOILERS EVEN THOUGH YOU SHOULD HAVE PLAYED THIS AWESOME GAME BY NOW! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?]


...force you to zap your best friend, repeatedly, until he's dead, to progress. He saw what a monster you were becoming and tries to stop you with a gun, knowing full well it won't work. He's essentially appealing to that last shred of humanity he hopes is left in you, trying to force you to take a step back from the brink. And the game forces you to kill him. If you hesitate he even says something like "Well? What are you waiting for?" God I felt like shiat after that.


You want a game that can make you feel like shiat? Play Spec Ops: The Line. It's a 3rd-person shooter that takes aim at pretty much every trope found in your modern brown shooters. Turns you into a complete bastard without even realizing it.
 
2013-10-22 12:09:17 PM

xalres: A_bomb37: The torture scene made me uncomfortable. Like legit. And I'm basically a sociopath in videogames. Reminded me of having to pull the last trigger on the Boss in MGS3.

Haven't hit that one yet. I have a hard time with stuff like that. The "No Russian" mission in MW2, myriad things in Fallout 3, but the worst was at the end of the evil playthrough of InFamous 2 where they...

[SPOILERS EVEN THOUGH YOU SHOULD HAVE PLAYED THIS AWESOME GAME BY NOW! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?]


...force you to zap your best friend, repeatedly, until he's dead, to progress. He saw what a monster you were becoming and tries to stop you with a gun, knowing full well it won't work. He's essentially appealing to that last shred of humanity he hopes is left in you, trying to force you to take a step back from the brink. And the game forces you to kill him. If you hesitate he even says something like "Well? What are you waiting for?" God I felt like shiat after that.


Lol I was about to post about that.  Poor Zeke.  When it went into first person mode with his arm outstretched I was like "ah damnit..."

Hated both female leads in that game, would have preferred to wipe both of them out.  Wouldn't have even hesitated to blast them to death.

Can not WAIT for second son.
 
2013-10-22 12:13:32 PM

styckx: Pichu0102: TNel: LOL can you imagine being the tech that is called to try and remove 18Gb of malware and virus?  Better hope they have backups because it's formatting time.

Just thermite the damn thing at that point.

^ This.. And cancel your bank account, get a new SSN and change your name. 18GB of virus probably steals your entire lives privacy in two seconds..


18GB just takes time, most of the serious crap would interfere with each other.  You can only hijack so many times.

You'll eventually end up with the tech peeling back layers of the onion, removing things gradually.

/some clients don't want to nuke
//gotta get the hands dirty!
 
2013-10-22 12:16:27 PM

tinderfitles: 18 GB worth of Bonzai Buddy...


*eye twitch*

Sorry. Tech Support flashback.

/I've seen some things. And some stuff.
 
2013-10-22 12:17:03 PM
Well having just finished Saints Row 4... I'm kinda good for open world sandbox games for the moment.   So whilst I'm not 'OMGNAOW' about it I'm pretty sure if GTA5 had released for PC it'd be sat there on Steam... nope not there.

Which is kinda of a big telltale that whatever you were going to download wasn't real. OTOH if I do find any parents of 13yr olds who've infested their computers with this shiat, I will be sure to charge triple time and make sure they are quite aware of where, how and who caused the problem.

/Might be ever so slightly sadistic.
 
2013-10-22 12:29:01 PM

Vaneshi: Well having just finished Saints Row 4... I'm kinda good for open world sandbox games for the moment.   So whilst I'm not 'OMGNAOW' about it I'm pretty sure if GTA5 had released for PC it'd be sat there on Steam... nope not there.

Which is kinda of a big telltale that whatever you were going to download wasn't real. OTOH if I do find any parents of 13yr olds who've infested their computers with this shiat, I will be sure to charge triple time and make sure they are quite aware of where, how and who caused the problem.

/Might be ever so slightly sadistic.


Does SR4 get good at all? I started it did the whole intro thing and.. It just seems.. Boring..  I didn't get it at all..
 
2013-10-22 12:35:30 PM

hammer85: xalres: A_bomb37: The torture scene made me uncomfortable. Like legit. And I'm basically a sociopath in videogames. Reminded me of having to pull the last trigger on the Boss in MGS3.

Haven't hit that one yet. I have a hard time with stuff like that. The "No Russian" mission in MW2, myriad things in Fallout 3, but the worst was at the end of the evil playthrough of InFamous 2 where they...

[SPOILERS EVEN THOUGH YOU SHOULD HAVE PLAYED THIS AWESOME GAME BY NOW! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?]


...force you to zap your best friend, repeatedly, until he's dead, to progress. He saw what a monster you were becoming and tries to stop you with a gun, knowing full well it won't work. He's essentially appealing to that last shred of humanity he hopes is left in you, trying to force you to take a step back from the brink. And the game forces you to kill him. If you hesitate he even says something like "Well? What are you waiting for?" God I felt like shiat after that.

Lol I was about to post about that.  Poor Zeke.  When it went into first person mode with his arm outstretched I was like "ah damnit..."

Hated both female leads in that game, would have preferred to wipe both of them out.  Wouldn't have even hesitated to blast them to death.

Can not WAIT for second son.


I am hoping that Cole comes back in Second Sons. Loved InFOMOUS series. The second one really made me sad when finishing the evil ending. And agreed with the two female leads. They were not that interesting. Not like Trish was in the first game.
 
2013-10-22 12:37:24 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-22 12:39:41 PM

scottydoesntknow: It was also a great commentary on torture and Trevor basically hits the nail on the head.


I found Trevor's argument especially poignant: torture should never be used for information gathering, because a person under torture will say whatever will stop the pain. Instead, torture should be performed for its own sake, for the enjoyment of the torture itself.
 
2013-10-22 12:47:09 PM
Based on all the conspiracies online in regard to the Mt Chilliad mural, I'm beginning to think that the delay in a PC port has more to do with all of the surprises Rockstar put in the game than anything else.  With all the detail they put into the game I can't imagine they'd want to make it any easier to have someone digging through the game files and cheating to find what they'd carefully hidden.
 
2013-10-22 12:49:20 PM

Dimensio: scottydoesntknow: It was also a great commentary on torture and Trevor basically hits the nail on the head.

I found Trevor's argument especially poignant: torture should never be used for information gathering, because a person under torture will say whatever will stop the pain. Instead, torture should be performed for its own sake, for the enjoyment of the torture itself.


Trevor is a sociopath, not stupid. He knows torture is not effective, he simply enjoys it, and admits to it freely.
Hell, his intro alone sers the mood brilliantly. Especially since I had played through TLatD right before.

SPOILER: Was really not happy about Johnny turning into a methhead.
 
2013-10-22 12:53:07 PM

Skail: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x644]


HUNCH HUNCH
 
2013-10-22 12:59:31 PM

scottydoesntknow: xalres: A_bomb37: The torture scene made me uncomfortable. Like legit. And I'm basically a sociopath in videogames. Reminded me of having to pull the last trigger on the Boss in MGS3.

Haven't hit that one yet. I have a hard time with stuff like that. The "No Russian" mission in MW2, myriad things in Fallout 3, but the worst was at the end of the evil playthrough of InFamous 2 where they...

[SPOILERS EVEN THOUGH YOU SHOULD HAVE PLAYED THIS AWESOME GAME BY NOW! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?]


...force you to zap your best friend, repeatedly, until he's dead, to progress. He saw what a monster you were becoming and tries to stop you with a gun, knowing full well it won't work. He's essentially appealing to that last shred of humanity he hopes is left in you, trying to force you to take a step back from the brink. And the game forces you to kill him. If you hesitate he even says something like "Well? What are you waiting for?" God I felt like shiat after that.

You want a game that can make you feel like shiat? Play Spec Ops: The Line. It's a 3rd-person shooter that takes aim at pretty much every trope found in your modern brown shooters. Turns you into a complete bastard without even realizing it.


Spec Ops: the loading screen.

Its a good game just don't die cause man oh man that load screen is sloooooooo.....oooww
 
2013-10-22 01:03:46 PM

A_bomb37: scottydoesntknow: xalres: A_bomb37: The torture scene made me uncomfortable. Like legit. And I'm basically a sociopath in videogames. Reminded me of having to pull the last trigger on the Boss in MGS3.

Haven't hit that one yet. I have a hard time with stuff like that. The "No Russian" mission in MW2, myriad things in Fallout 3, but the worst was at the end of the evil playthrough of InFamous 2 where they...

[SPOILERS EVEN THOUGH YOU SHOULD HAVE PLAYED THIS AWESOME GAME BY NOW! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?]


...force you to zap your best friend, repeatedly, until he's dead, to progress. He saw what a monster you were becoming and tries to stop you with a gun, knowing full well it won't work. He's essentially appealing to that last shred of humanity he hopes is left in you, trying to force you to take a step back from the brink. And the game forces you to kill him. If you hesitate he even says something like "Well? What are you waiting for?" God I felt like shiat after that.

You want a game that can make you feel like shiat? Play Spec Ops: The Line. It's a 3rd-person shooter that takes aim at pretty much every trope found in your modern brown shooters. Turns you into a complete bastard without even realizing it.

Spec Ops: the loading screen.

Its a good game just don't die cause man oh man that load screen is sloooooooo.....oooww


This is all your fault.

/You are still a good person.
 
2013-10-22 01:07:28 PM

xalres: stewbert: I'm trying to be patient, but the game isn't much fun so far. On one of the main missions, I was actually tasked with beating a kid in a bicycle race. I thought GTA stood for grand theft auto. I'm about to go back to Borderlands 2.

It gets better. The missions where you have to switch between characters to accomplish different tasks on a heist or a job are especially well done. I just did one last night where the three guys had to extract a dude being questioned on the 28th floor of a high rise. I had to fly a chopper up next to the building as Trevor, switch to Mike, rappel down to the floor the target's on and break the glass, then switch to Franklin, who was set up on a rooftop with a sniper rifle and help clear the floor of baddies, switch back to Mike to take out the stragglers Franklin couldn't get a bead on, switch back to Franklin to take out one of the choppers now swarming us, switch again....you get the idea. It was awesome.

......and....and then I did yoga.

yay


Also, you get beat up by the yoga guy and then your wife calls you names. So, yeah.
 
2013-10-22 01:42:14 PM

styckx: Does SR4 get good at all? I started it did the whole intro thing and.. It just seems.. Boring..  I didn't get it at all..


Have you gotten super-powers yet?

I'm at 20% completion, just got a dubstep gun, and have stopped using guns except when I want some sweet, sweet dubstep.
 
2013-10-22 01:45:26 PM

Sgt Otter: farbekrieg: I am one of those people who buys the console version while waiting for the PC version to come out because the graphics, draw distances and lack of mods on the console is so very disappointing.

For me I had a fantastic time in GTA V and have so far skipped the online experience and spent a good 70 hrs getting 88% completion and look forward to buying it on PC and getting online to get griefed by people who are much better than me before retiring of a private server of friends.

You're missing out on the:

Start game with just a 9mm and 30 rounds.  Get into a cheap family sedan.

Get chased around the map by three N-bomb screaming pre-pubescents from England, with suppressed machineguns (so the cops completely ignore them) in armored and bullet-proofed turbocharged sports cars, who have been playing the online version non-stop.

Said children are surprisingly terrible, and despite being out-gunned and out-numbered, this chase drags on for at least 30 minutes, because their fundamentals are farking terrible.

Eventually get killed, or get away from them, and join a gang-war deathmatch.

Observe said children rush into an open area and line up and shoot at each other, hoping their health lasts longer.

Next round, climb up to the roof, and take out four guys with customized M4s and body armor with a stock 9mm pistol.

Get called every homophobic and racial slur possible, because finding higher ground is "cheating."

Get vote-kicked from the game entirely.


Past level ten when that happens you can just put a bounty on one of the guys and laugh as you watch them tear each other apart.  Counter griefing is a game unto itself.
 
2013-10-22 01:55:01 PM
gtablog.com

'Ha Ha biatches!'
 
2013-10-22 02:21:44 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: NicktheSmoker: Retardstar.

Think that one up yourself?


Nope got it from your mom actually.
 
2013-10-22 02:24:59 PM

NicktheSmoker: Jim from Saint Paul: NicktheSmoker: Retardstar.

Think that one up yourself?

Nope got it from your mom actually.


cdn.ientry.com
 
2013-10-22 02:29:06 PM

animal900: NicktheSmoker: Jim from Saint Paul: NicktheSmoker: Retardstar.

Think that one up yourself?

Nope got it from your mom actually.

[cdn.ientry.com image 616x554]


He called something retarted and did a your mom joke.

That's being told if you're, like, 12.
 
2013-10-22 02:35:36 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: animal900: NicktheSmoker: Jim from Saint Paul: NicktheSmoker: Retardstar.

Think that one up yourself?

Nope got it from your mom actually.

[cdn.ientry.com image 616x554]

He called something retarted and did a your mom joke.

That's being told if you're, like, 12.


And did I call you the retard?  Then why the f do you care?  I called Rockstar retarded, cause yes at this point it seems like that place is being run by them.  Been like 3 weeks, they need to get their shiate together.
 
2013-10-22 02:41:22 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: animal900: NicktheSmoker: Jim from Saint Paul: NicktheSmoker: Retardstar.

Think that one up yourself?

Nope got it from your mom actually.

[cdn.ientry.com image 616x554]

He called something retarted and did a your mom joke.

That's being told if you're, like, 12.


www.troll.me
 
2013-10-22 03:03:27 PM

NicktheSmoker: Jim from Saint Paul: animal900: NicktheSmoker: Jim from Saint Paul: NicktheSmoker: Retardstar.

Think that one up yourself?

Nope got it from your mom actually.

[cdn.ientry.com image 616x554]

He called something retarted and did a your mom joke.

That's being told if you're, like, 12.

And did I call you the retard?  Then why the f do you care?  I called Rockstar retarded, cause yes at this point it seems like that place is being run by them.  Been like 3 weeks, they need to get their shiate together.


I didn't SAY you called me a "retard" first. I suggested you came up with a lame and pedestrian insult. One that requred no thought and that was not amusing at all to anyone but you.

animal900: Jim from Saint Paul: animal900: NicktheSmoker: Jim from Saint Paul: NicktheSmoker: Retardstar.

Think that one up yourself?

Nope got it from your mom actually.

[cdn.ientry.com image 616x554]

He called something retarted and did a your mom joke.

That's being told if you're, like, 12.

[www.troll.me image 552x521]


No doubt.

Welcometofark indeed.
 
2013-10-22 03:15:51 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: I didn't SAY you called me a "retard" first. I suggested you came up with a lame and pedestrian insult. One that requred no thought and that was not amusing at all to anyone but you.


Damn, I didn't know I was being graded on my insults of companies.  I'll try harder next time.  Is that better for you?
 
2013-10-22 03:22:04 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: animal900: NicktheSmoker: Jim from Saint Paul: NicktheSmoker: Retardstar.

Think that one up yourself?

Nope got it from your mom actually.

[cdn.ientry.com image 616x554]

He called something retarted and did a your mom joke.

That's being told if you're, like, 12.



Pretty much this. a your mom joke counts as a "oh snap"? Talk about abusing a meme.
 
2013-10-22 03:23:22 PM

NicktheSmoker: Jim from Saint Paul: I didn't SAY you called me a "retard" first. I suggested you came up with a lame and pedestrian insult. One that requred no thought and that was not amusing at all to anyone but you.

Damn, I didn't know I was being graded on my insults of companies.  I'll try harder next time.  Is that better for you?


I didn;t realize you were going to be all sensitive.

Should we hold hands and talk about your feelings?

I mean seriously, you came up with a nickname calling thousands of people retarted. That's ok to you. I suggest it wasn;t funny and 6 comments later you're still upset. Good lord.

I know, I know. Welcometofark.jpeg
 
2013-10-22 03:24:14 PM

animal900: Jim from Saint Paul: animal900: NicktheSmoker: Jim from Saint Paul: NicktheSmoker: Retardstar.

Think that one up yourself?

Nope got it from your mom actually.

[cdn.ientry.com image 616x554]

He called something retarted and did a your mom joke.

That's being told if you're, like, 12.

[www.troll.me image 552x521]


himg.fark.net
 
2013-10-22 03:25:01 PM
Holy shiat people get a room.
 
2013-10-22 03:25:58 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: NicktheSmoker: Jim from Saint Paul: I didn't SAY you called me a "retard" first. I suggested you came up with a lame and pedestrian insult. One that requred no thought and that was not amusing at all to anyone but you.

Damn, I didn't know I was being graded on my insults of companies.  I'll try harder next time.  Is that better for you?

I didn;t realize you were going to be all sensitive.

Should we hold hands and talk about your feelings?

I mean seriously, you came up with a nickname calling thousands of people retarted. That's ok to you. I suggest it wasn;t funny and 6 comments later you're still upset. Good lord.

I know, I know. Welcometofark.jpeg


Seriously old man I looked at your profile, please just stop now.
 
2013-10-22 03:33:41 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: NicktheSmoker: Jim from Saint Paul: animal900: NicktheSmoker: Jim from Saint Paul: NicktheSmoker: Retardstar.

Think that one up yourself?

Nope got it from your mom actually.

[cdn.ientry.com image 616x554]

He called something retarted and did a your mom joke.

That's being told if you're, like, 12.

And did I call you the retard?  Then why the f do you care?  I called Rockstar retarded, cause yes at this point it seems like that place is being run by them.  Been like 3 weeks, they need to get their shiate together.

I didn't SAY you called me a "retard" first. I suggested you came up with a lame and pedestrian insult. One that requred no thought and that was not amusing at all to anyone but you.

animal900: Jim from Saint Paul: animal900: NicktheSmoker: Jim from Saint Paul: NicktheSmoker: Retardstar.

Think that one up yourself?

Nope got it from your mom actually.

[cdn.ientry.com image 616x554]

He called something retarted and did a your mom joke.

That's being told if you're, like, 12.

[www.troll.me image 552x521]

No doubt.

Welcometofark indeed.


whitsblog.com
 
2013-10-22 03:44:32 PM
I kind of like Tardstar. That rolls nicely.

Seriously though, this is a beta that they just aren't calling a beta. I've already seen massive improvements, but there are some glaring deficiencies.
 
2013-10-22 03:52:26 PM

NicktheSmoker: Jim from Saint Paul: NicktheSmoker: Jim from Saint Paul: I didn't SAY you called me a "retard" first. I suggested you came up with a lame and pedestrian insult. One that requred no thought and that was not amusing at all to anyone but you.

Damn, I didn't know I was being graded on my insults of companies.  I'll try harder next time.  Is that better for you?

I didn;t realize you were going to be all sensitive.

Should we hold hands and talk about your feelings?

I mean seriously, you came up with a nickname calling thousands of people retarted. That's ok to you. I suggest it wasn;t funny and 6 comments later you're still upset. Good lord.

I know, I know. Welcometofark.jpeg

Seriously old man I looked at your profile, please just stop now.


*snert*

I have finally passed athreshold. Officialy been called an old man on the internet for the first time.

Thanks for breaking my cherry "kid".
 
2013-10-22 03:57:25 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: NicktheSmoker: Jim from Saint Paul: NicktheSmoker: Jim from Saint Paul: I didn't SAY you called me a "retard" first. I suggested you came up with a lame and pedestrian insult. One that requred no thought and that was not amusing at all to anyone but you.

Damn, I didn't know I was being graded on my insults of companies.  I'll try harder next time.  Is that better for you?

I didn;t realize you were going to be all sensitive.

Should we hold hands and talk about your feelings?

I mean seriously, you came up with a nickname calling thousands of people retarted. That's ok to you. I suggest it wasn;t funny and 6 comments later you're still upset. Good lord.

I know, I know. Welcometofark.jpeg

Seriously old man I looked at your profile, please just stop now.

*snert*

I have finally passed athreshold. Officialy been called an old man on the internet for the first time.

Thanks for breaking my cherry "kid".


Anytime, now go play in traffic!
 
2013-10-22 03:57:59 PM

stewbert: I'm trying to be patient, but the game isn't much fun so far. On one of the main missions, I was actually tasked with beating a kid in a bicycle race. I thought GTA stood for grand theft auto. I'm about to go back to Borderlands 2.


Rockstar loves to do this now. Remember those homestead missions in RDR that were meant to be the calm before the storm that was the ending, but in practice were just boring and mundane? There, the mundanity was a desired thing for Marston where he could finally connect with his son and enjoy his life outside of outlawing, which is why what happened afterward was more effective than it would have been if we had no missions and it just passed over all of this in a cutscene.

In this case, these missions are to explore the mundanity of trying to connect with your spouse or kids who you are walled off from emotionally. This is great for helping to understand Michael's issues, but terrible for actual gameplay.

The worst mission is a semi-hidden one. All I'll say about that is that you have to wander the desert. That's it. And it sucks.

Anyway, if you pass up on this game because early on, it establishes Michael's boring home life to show, quite hands-on in fact, why he gets back into the heist game, you are really missing out.
 
2013-10-22 04:05:40 PM

NicktheSmoker: Jim from Saint Paul: NicktheSmoker: Jim from Saint Paul: NicktheSmoker: Jim from Saint Paul: I didn't SAY you called me a "retard" first. I suggested you came up with a lame and pedestrian insult. One that requred no thought and that was not amusing at all to anyone but you.

Damn, I didn't know I was being graded on my insults of companies.  I'll try harder next time.  Is that better for you?

I didn;t realize you were going to be all sensitive.

Should we hold hands and talk about your feelings?

I mean seriously, you came up with a nickname calling thousands of people retarted. That's ok to you. I suggest it wasn;t funny and 6 comments later you're still upset. Good lord.

I know, I know. Welcometofark.jpeg

Seriously old man I looked at your profile, please just stop now.

*snert*

I have finally passed athreshold. Officialy been called an old man on the internet for the first time.

Thanks for breaking my cherry "kid".

Anytime, now go play in traffic!


Thank you whippersnapper.
 
2013-10-22 04:09:01 PM
Suck on it, PC whiners. 3D GTA has always been on consoles first and foremost. You'll get an afterthought port that will run like crap on anything less than a GTX660, and you'll get it whenever the fark R* feels like it.
 
2013-10-22 04:09:04 PM

Smelly McUgly: stewbert: I'm trying to be patient, but the game isn't much fun so far. On one of the main missions, I was actually tasked with beating a kid in a bicycle race. I thought GTA stood for grand theft auto. I'm about to go back to Borderlands 2.

Rockstar loves to do this now. Remember those homestead missions in RDR that were meant to be the calm before the storm that was the ending, but in practice were just boring and mundane? There, the mundanity was a desired thing for Marston where he could finally connect with his son and enjoy his life outside of outlawing, which is why what happened afterward was more effective than it would have been if we had no missions and it just passed over all of this in a cutscene.

In this case, these missions are to explore the mundanity of trying to connect with your spouse or kids who you are walled off from emotionally. This is great for helping to understand Michael's issues, but terrible for actual gameplay.

The worst mission is a semi-hidden one. All I'll say about that is that you have to wander the desert. That's it. And it sucks.

Anyway, if you pass up on this game because early on, it establishes Michael's boring home life to show, quite hands-on in fact, why he gets back into the heist game, you are really missing out.


I make him feel better by getting a string of prostitutes and strippers.
 
2013-10-22 04:16:54 PM
Wait. There is an actual plot, with story and such, in GTAV?
 
2013-10-22 04:23:20 PM

Smelly McUgly: The worst mission is a semi-hidden one. All I'll say about that is that you have to wander the desert. That's it. And it sucks.


Lol, dude, everyone knows you just use a rubber band to hold the thumbstick in one direction (usually NW or NE so he runs in a circle) and just do something else for about 30 minutes.
 
2013-10-22 04:23:46 PM
ferretman:

I make him feel better by getting a string of prostitutes and strippers.

Which is what got him into trouble in the first place! ;)

I actually play this game so that Franklin is the one nailing the strippers that you can take home as a way for him to get over Tanisha, who is just terrible anyway (as is Lamar, really, and he should pretty much say fark 'em both and enjoy his station in life).
 
2013-10-22 04:24:55 PM

scottydoesntknow: Smelly McUgly: The worst mission is a semi-hidden one. All I'll say about that is that you have to wander the desert. That's it. And it sucks.

Lol, dude, everyone knows you just use a rubber band to hold the thumbstick in one direction (usually NW or NE so he runs in a circle) and just do something else for about 30 minutes.


Eh, that sounds like too much work to get it to sit just right. I ended up seeing how many mountain lions I could shoot.
 
2013-10-22 04:27:00 PM

Smelly McUgly: scottydoesntknow: Smelly McUgly: The worst mission is a semi-hidden one. All I'll say about that is that you have to wander the desert. That's it. And it sucks.

Lol, dude, everyone knows you just use a rubber band to hold the thumbstick in one direction (usually NW or NE so he runs in a circle) and just do something else for about 30 minutes.

Eh, that sounds like too much work to get it to sit just right. I ended up seeing how many mountain lions I could shoot.


Very easy, just wrap it over one of the triggers.

Not mine (I've got a 360), but it'll give you the idea

www.lehit.com
 
2013-10-22 04:34:14 PM
Video games... played on a computer?  How retro.
 
2013-10-22 04:51:06 PM

Smelly McUgly: ferretman:

I make him feel better by getting a string of prostitutes and strippers.

Which is what got him into trouble in the first place! ;)

I actually play this game so that Franklin is the one nailing the strippers that you can take home as a way for him to get over Tanisha, who is just terrible anyway (as is Lamar, really, and he should pretty much say fark 'em both and enjoy his station in life).


I started that way....but felt it was to cliche.
 
2013-10-22 04:51:57 PM

OnlyM3: Oh look this thread again.


Oh look you clicked on it again
 
2013-10-22 05:00:45 PM

NicktheSmoker: Jim from Saint Paul: I didn't SAY you called me a "retard" first. I suggested you came up with a lame and pedestrian insult. One that requred no thought and that was not amusing at all to anyone but you.

Damn, I didn't know I was being graded on my insults of companies.  I'll try harder next time.  Is that better for you?


Yes please try harder, that wasn't even close to being up to snuff.
 
2013-10-22 05:28:03 PM

xalres: stewbert: I'm trying to be patient, but the game isn't much fun so far. On one of the main missions, I was actually tasked with beating a kid in a bicycle race. I thought GTA stood for grand theft auto. I'm about to go back to Borderlands 2.

It gets better. The missions where you have to switch between characters to accomplish different tasks on a heist or a job are especially well done. I just did one last night where the three guys had to extract a dude being questioned on the 28th floor of a high rise. I had to fly a chopper up next to the building as Trevor, switch to Mike, rappel down to the floor the target's on and break the glass, then switch to Franklin, who was set up on a rooftop with a sniper rifle and help clear the floor of baddies, switch back to Mike to take out the stragglers Franklin couldn't get a bead on, switch back to Franklin to take out one of the choppers now swarming us, switch again....you get the idea. It was awesome.

......and....and then I did yoga.

yay


You forgot about the torture part.The guy you extract get tortured. Worst part of the game, ever.
 
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