If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Celebslam)   Note to Britney Spears: When you buy a really expensive coat to wear once and then return for a refund, at least take the tag off if the paparazzi are taking pictures of you   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 60
    More: Amusing, Britney Spears, paparazzi  
•       •       •

5761 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 22 Oct 2013 at 10:31 AM (44 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



60 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-10-22 10:35:53 AM
images.wikia.com
 
2013-10-22 10:44:01 AM
Note to subby: when you submit a link, at least think of your own headline rather than quoting the "article".
 
2013-10-22 10:45:53 AM
Isn't she legally deemed retarded/insane?  I'm surprised she isn't shiatting herself in public.
 
2013-10-22 10:55:30 AM
It's a fantastic coat.

And I'd bet dollars to donuts the store lent it to her to drum up some business.
 
2013-10-22 11:09:34 AM
...you can't take the trailer park out of the girl
 
2013-10-22 11:12:07 AM

sure haven't: ...you can't take the trailer park out of the girl


No, but you can lure the girl out of the trailer park with some Fanta Orange.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-22 11:17:40 AM
She's under a psych conservatorship. Cut her some slack.
 
2013-10-22 11:22:50 AM
It's the Minnie Pearl look. It's making a comeback.
 
2013-10-22 11:23:09 AM

Wellon Dowd: sure haven't: ...you can't take the trailer park out of the girl

No, but you can lure the girl out of the trailer park with some Fanta Orange.

[i.imgur.com image 317x600]



I like me some trailer trash Britney.

/too bad she doesn't look like that now
 
2013-10-22 11:31:19 AM
Note to Britney Spears:  Show us your boobs!
 
2013-10-22 11:33:17 AM

Nana's Vibrator: Note to Britney Spears:  Show us your boobs!


no one wants to go out of their way to see the sag bags any more.

10 years ago?  oh hell yes.  NOW?

apathy.
 
2013-10-22 11:35:10 AM

frepnog: Nana's Vibrator: Note to Britney Spears:  Show us your boobs!

no one wants to go out of their way to see the sag bags any more.

10 years ago?  oh hell yes.  NOW?

apathy.


Oh come on.
Those are some yummy milf goobers and you know it.
 
2013-10-22 11:36:34 AM

Bendal: Wellon Dowd: sure haven't: ...you can't take the trailer park out of the girl

No, but you can lure the girl out of the trailer park with some Fanta Orange.

[i.imgur.com image 317x600]


I like me some trailer trash Britney.

/too bad she doesn't look like that now


I dunno, she posted this on twitter last month. Still looks pretty damn good to me.

pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-10-22 11:37:31 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: frepnog: Nana's Vibrator: Note to Britney Spears:  Show us your boobs!

no one wants to go out of their way to see the sag bags any more.

10 years ago?  oh hell yes.  NOW?

apathy.

Oh come on.
Those are some yummy milf goobers and you know it.


britney as she is presented is pretty hot, and I wouldn't mind farking her.

britney in real life is kinda of gross these days, and I wouldn't go out of my way for it.

don't get me wrong, was a time I would have happily killed every one of my cousins, uncles and aunts for a chance but those days are gone.
 
2013-10-22 11:45:54 AM

abhorrent1: I dunno, she posted this on twitter last month. Still looks pretty damn good to me


the knees look wrong.  I smell a shop here.  not sure, but her knees and calves look too thick.  I have seen some pics where they shopped her chunk out, so i just don't trust photos any longer.
 
2013-10-22 11:46:49 AM

frepnog: HotIgneous Intruder: frepnog: Nana's Vibrator: Note to Britney Spears:  Show us your boobs!

no one wants to go out of their way to see the sag bags any more.

10 years ago?  oh hell yes.  NOW?

apathy.

Oh come on.
Those are some yummy milf goobers and you know it.

britney as she is presented is pretty hot, and I wouldn't mind farking her.

britney in real life is kinda of gross these days, and I wouldn't go out of my way for it.

don't get me wrong, was a time I would have happily killed every one of my cousins, uncles and aunts for a chance but those days are gone.


Alas, true enough.
The real-life crazy reality is probably not sexy at all.
 
2013-10-22 12:04:40 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB2WJWMAUHk

Christina was always hotter, anyway.
 
2013-10-22 12:07:02 PM
This is farking important journalism right here.  I smell a Pulitzer.
 
2013-10-22 12:20:43 PM

zappaisfrank: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB2WJWMAUHk

Christina was always hotter, anyway.


Christina does that white whitney houston crap. No thanks. At least britney sounds like britney.
 
2013-10-22 12:22:18 PM

frepnog: abhorrent1: I dunno, she posted this on twitter last month. Still looks pretty damn good to me

the knees look wrong.  I smell a shop here.  not sure, but her knees and calves look too thick.  I have seen some pics where they shopped her chunk out, so i just don't trust photos any longer.


If you look at other less shopped pics of her you can see that she does have thick ol calves and thighs normally.
 
2013-10-22 12:30:56 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: frepnog: abhorrent1: I dunno, she posted this on twitter last month. Still looks pretty damn good to me

the knees look wrong.  I smell a shop here.  not sure, but her knees and calves look too thick.  I have seen some pics where they shopped her chunk out, so i just don't trust photos any longer.

If you look at other less shopped pics of her you can see that she does have thick ol calves and thighs normally.


Even if she does not and cannot sing, she is something of a dancer, so there's that.
 
2013-10-22 12:39:51 PM
Write your own headline subbs.
 
2013-10-22 12:45:40 PM
Meh.  My wife always forgets to take off the tags for whatever reason.  She did it the other day with a jacket she bought in Europe.  I'm pretty sure we're not returning that.
 
2013-10-22 12:48:36 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: frepnog: abhorrent1: I dunno, she posted this on twitter last month. Still looks pretty damn good to me

the knees look wrong.  I smell a shop here.  not sure, but her knees and calves look too thick.  I have seen some pics where they shopped her chunk out, so i just don't trust photos any longer.

If you look at other less shopped pics of her you can see that she does have thick ol calves and thighs normally.


He doesn't trust them. Ya know, pixels and all that.
 
2013-10-22 12:57:31 PM

Wellon Dowd: Note to subby: when you submit a link, at least think of your own headline rather than quoting the "article".


Why the fark would he want to do that? The idea is to get a green. Admins only seem to green crap from 4 different posters, or people plugging their sites.
 
2013-10-22 01:33:35 PM

frepnog: zappaisfrank: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB2WJWMAUHk

Christina was always hotter, anyway.

Christina does that white whitney houston crap. No thanks. At least britney sounds like britney. autotune.


ftfy
 
2013-10-22 02:09:12 PM

Wellon Dowd: sure haven't: ...you can't take the trailer park out of the girl

No, but you can lure the girl out of the trailer park with some Fanta Orange.

[i.imgur.com image 317x600]


I really reallylike that picture.3

/really
 
2013-10-22 02:25:30 PM

Madbassist1: Wellon Dowd: Note to subby: when you submit a link, at least think of your own headline rather than quoting the "article".

Why the fark would he want to do that? The idea is to get a green. Admins only seem to green crap from 4 different posters, or people plugging their sites.


Omg are you gonna cry?
 
2013-10-22 02:41:30 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
How-w-w-DEE-E-E-E!
 
2013-10-22 02:47:42 PM

Lollipop165: autotune.


Oh, I am quite sure they use autotune on her, especially these days (but honestly, I figure most EVERYONE uses it to smooth out vocals these days, used correctly, you can't really tell).  She does however have her own style, and she sounds like no one else.
 
2013-10-22 02:54:45 PM

frepnog: Lollipop165: autotune.

Oh, I am quite sure they use autotune on her, especially these days (but honestly, I figure most EVERYONE uses it to smooth out vocals these days, used correctly, you can't really tell).  She does however have her own style, and she sounds like no one else.


Oh hells NO.

Her sound is fabricated out of whole nothing.
Listen to the isolated voice track of her "singing."
Listen to it.
Just listen.
 
2013-10-22 02:57:32 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: frepnog: Lollipop165: autotune.

Oh, I am quite sure they use autotune on her, especially these days (but honestly, I figure most EVERYONE uses it to smooth out vocals these days, used correctly, you can't really tell).  She does however have her own style, and she sounds like no one else.

Oh hells NO.

Her sound is fabricated out of whole nothing.
Listen to the isolated voice track of her "singing."
Listen to it.
Just listen.


at one time the girl could sing, and it is still her voice.  no one is paying britney to tour and sing acapella.
 
2013-10-22 03:26:46 PM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Madbassist1: Wellon Dowd: Note to subby: when you submit a link, at least think of your own headline rather than quoting the "article".

Why the fark would he want to do that? The idea is to get a green. Admins only seem to green crap from 4 different posters, or people plugging their sites.

Omg are you gonna cry?


Nah, just quit trying. Don't get your panties in a bunch, queen bee.
 
2013-10-22 03:40:25 PM

Lollipop165: frepnog: zappaisfrank: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB2WJWMAUHk

Christina was always hotter, anyway.

Christina does that white whitney houston crap. No thanks. At least britney sounds like britney. autotune.

ftfy


Who the hell gives a shiat what their "music" sounds like?!

www.luckymag.com

I'm just sayin'...before she got fat and set her make-up gun to "whore", Christina was the prettier one AND the one with actual talent.
 
2013-10-22 03:43:37 PM

zappaisfrank: Christina was the prettier one AND the one with actual talent.


debatable.  Britney was a damn fine looking girl in her younger days, and Christina's white Whitney Houston schtick never did anything for me.  I hate that damn yodeling.
 
2013-10-22 03:43:50 PM

zappaisfrank: I'm just sayin'...before she got fat and set her make-up gun to "whore", Christina was the prettier one AND the one with actual talent.


Old Pictures of Current Singing Stars Dance Off!

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-22 03:46:32 PM

Wellon Dowd: zappaisfrank: I'm just sayin'...before she got fat and set her make-up gun to "whore", Christina was the prettier one AND the one with actual talent.

Old Pictures of Current Singing Stars Dance Off!

[i.imgur.com image 675x900]


that girl right there is just FINE.  I don't care for her music but GOD DAMN Taylor is one fine looking woman.  She would need therapy for YEARS after the things I would do to her.  Sexually.
 
2013-10-22 03:51:00 PM

frepnog: that girl right there is just FINE. I don't care for her music but GOD DAMN Taylor is one fine looking woman. She would need therapy for YEARS after the things I would do to her. Sexually.


I generally agree with most things you say that arent political...but I have to disagree here, again. I mean, shes a nice looking girl and all, but she doesnt have any hips or ass to speak of, and her tits are small.

Would I farke her? Oh hell yes, but there are others...others who would come before her.

/that's not what I meant
 
2013-10-22 03:55:11 PM

Madbassist1: frepnog: that girl right there is just FINE. I don't care for her music but GOD DAMN Taylor is one fine looking woman. She would need therapy for YEARS after the things I would do to her. Sexually.

I generally agree with most things you say that arent political...but I have to disagree here, again. I mean, shes a nice looking girl and all, but she doesnt have any hips or ass to speak of, and her tits are small.

Would I farke her? Oh hell yes, but there are others...others who would come before her.

/that's not what I meant


it's the face, man.  I find her breathtaking.
 
2013-10-22 04:08:35 PM

frepnog: no one is paying britney to tour and sing acapella


This is the god's honest truth.
 
2013-10-22 04:23:12 PM
My roomate forgets to take the tags, stickers and whatever else they stick to outfits all the time. Last month I had to pull off one of those long stickers that has the size on it over and over again while we were out at a bar. I got a laugh she gave me the evil eye.
 
2013-10-22 04:28:44 PM

69gnarkill69: Isn't she legally deemed retarded/insane?  I'm surprised she isn't shiatting herself in public.


She's bipolar, not mentally retarded.
 
2013-10-22 04:44:46 PM

frepnog: zappaisfrank: Christina was the prettier one AND the one with actual talent.

debatable.  Britney was a damn fine looking girl in her younger days, and Christina's white Whitney Houston schtick never did anything for me.  I hate that damn yodeling.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-22 05:53:28 PM
You mean and hateful people - just leave her alone!

/I'm the first with that?  Seriously?

//is there a prize for 1st place or anything?
 
2013-10-22 06:41:17 PM
i166.photobucket.com

/for old times sake
 
2013-10-22 07:25:36 PM
1) That looks like the little envelope with the spare button in it. The price tag would be on the sleeve or inside the collar, but does higher end couture even come with price tags? "If you have to ask..." and all that.

2) Bears repeating: who the fark cares?
 
2013-10-22 08:08:14 PM

Goonie_Goo_Goo: [i166.photobucket.com image 489x865]

/for old times sake


He's not dead you dumbass, he just sobered up.
 
2013-10-22 08:20:51 PM

AbiNormal: Goonie_Goo_Goo: [i166.photobucket.com image 489x865]

/for old times sake

He's not dead you dumbass, he just sobered up.


Farknoob.
 
2013-10-22 08:50:06 PM

ruta: 1) That looks like the little envelope with the spare button in it. The price tag would be on the sleeve or inside the collar, but does higher end couture even come with price tags? "If you have to ask..." and all that.



Came here to say this. It's not the tag, it's the button bag/envelope thingy.
 
2013-10-22 10:20:55 PM
i.imgur.com
 
Displayed 50 of 60 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report