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(Celebslam)   Maksim Chmerkovskiy says he feels lucky to be nailing Kate Upton. What's the Ukrainian word for "duh"?   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 20
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2013-10-22 11:29:14 AM
5 votes:

Wellon Dowd: What's up with all these Ukrainians coming here and dating our blondes?


[i.imgur.com image 563x640]


Wells it is probably because all Ukrainian women look like this
www.elmoensio.com

Here is a picture of the Ukrainian Playboy centerfold for the month of February. She is 23 and her turn-on's include fire and potatoes. Her turn-off's include the Black Death and men who smell like stale horse urine.
jillybchronicles.files.wordpress.com
2013-10-22 12:38:13 PM
2 votes:

Rawhead Rex: Quantum Apostrophe: frepnog: /she is gorgeous. I mean stop traffic cause 12 wrecks kill 7 people gorgeous.

Ever take the Metro in Montreal? Especially around the universities? You wouldn't even notice her and her sausage casing of a body.

WINNER OF THE STUDMAN69 CONTEST RIGHT THERE!!!


Oh, no no... He's absolutely right. You see, there are thousands upon thousands of young women in Montreal that put Upton to shame. They could easily make millions in the modeling industry but choose not to. They prefer to suffer for their art so that they can sleep with QA.
2013-10-22 10:54:01 AM
2 votes:

Rwa2play: Uncle Pooky: She's not too shy about being passed around, apparently.

Why she's only doing what most of us men willingly do.


have sex with men?
2013-10-22 03:08:39 PM
1 votes:
Dear Kate Upton,

Please please please don't turn into Anna Nicole Smith.
2013-10-22 02:14:40 PM
1 votes:
Tripp Johnston Private Eye:  We all know those guys get so much quality poon it's ridiculous.

Pledge a Fraternity.

/Top Shelf
2013-10-22 01:26:39 PM
1 votes:

FrancoFile: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Duhski

/duhski

Actually, it's "nu"


Ni!
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2013-10-22 01:05:37 PM
1 votes:
Quantum Apostrophe:
ryarger: They prefer to suffer for their art so that they can sleep with QA.

They didn't. Sleep with me.


That first period completely changes the meaning of that post.
2013-10-22 01:01:01 PM
1 votes:

FLMountainMan: PoweredByIrony: I realize this is an article about a hot woman getting nailed.  And it's from the Celebslam website.  But by the third sentence I felt sorry for the author's mental abilities and by the end I think I'd lost some cognitive... stuff making.  I would have stopped reading, but the 5 word sentences just pulled me along in some sort of vortex of horrible grammar, made up nicknames, and capitalization.

I think the author took classes from Justin Bieber, but dropped out halfway through.  I'm going to spend some time looking at the picture now.  That makes me feel better.

How much did you pay to access that site?


I'd give you a relative answer in terms of brain cells, but I've lost my ability to subtract.
2013-10-22 12:31:13 PM
1 votes:

meanmutton: Uncle Pooky: She's not too shy about being passed around, apparently.

Dating about one guy a year is "being passed around"?


Yes. I'm very puritan.
2013-10-22 12:23:40 PM
1 votes:

meanmutton: Uncle Pooky: She's not too shy about being passed around, apparently.

Dating about one guy a year is "being passed around"?


On Fark, "whore" is defined as "woman who has sex unlike me here in Mom's basement".
2013-10-22 12:19:25 PM
1 votes:

Rawhead Rex: WINNER OF THE STUDMAN69 CONTEST RIGHT THERE!!!


I *won*? I didn't think I had a chance! Thank you! Will there be a 3D printed plaque?
2013-10-22 12:14:01 PM
1 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: frepnog: /she is gorgeous. I mean stop traffic cause 12 wrecks kill 7 people gorgeous.

Ever take the Metro in Montreal? Especially around the universities? You wouldn't even notice her and her sausage casing of a body.


WINNER OF THE STUDMAN69 CONTEST RIGHT THERE!!!
2013-10-22 11:56:14 AM
1 votes:

PoweredByIrony: And it's from the Celebslam website.


Dangit. I keep reading that as Celebclam.

/off to register Celebclam now
2013-10-22 11:40:37 AM
1 votes:

lasercannon: Wellon Dowd: What's up with all these Ukrainians coming here and dating our blondes?


[i.imgur.com image 563x640]

Wells it is probably because all Ukrainian women look like this
[www.elmoensio.com image 500x348]

Here is a picture of the Ukrainian Playboy centerfold for the month of February. She is 23 and her turn-on's include fire and potatoes. Her turn-off's include the Black Death and men who smell like stale horse urine.
[jillybchronicles.files.wordpress.com image 410x480]


Sorry, I couldn't fap to your pics because of your misuse of apostrophes.
2013-10-22 11:23:27 AM
1 votes:
I realize this is an article about a hot woman getting nailed.  And it's from the Celebslam website.  But by the third sentence I felt sorry for the author's mental abilities and by the end I think I'd lost some cognitive... stuff making.  I would have stopped reading, but the 5 word sentences just pulled me along in some sort of vortex of horrible grammar, made up nicknames, and capitalization.

I think the author took classes from Justin Bieber, but dropped out halfway through.  I'm going to spend some time looking at the picture now.  That makes me feel better.
2013-10-22 11:22:33 AM
1 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: /I suppose Upton is cute if you enjoy untoned milk-fed squishy veal girls in your bed.


That's the exact thing I like.
2013-10-22 11:09:17 AM
1 votes:

Rwa2play: Uncle Pooky: Rwa2play: Uncle Pooky: She's not too shy about being passed around, apparently.

Why she's only doing what most of us men willingly do.

have sex with men?

No, pass ourselves around.


That usually ends up with a lot of dropped passes, given my history.
2013-10-22 11:08:47 AM
1 votes:

ristst: Sinbox: You're a paedophile should you find her face attractive.

Face?  Face?  What is this face thing?


There's always this one wanker-for-life who comes into EVERY.BLOODY.THREAD bearing the name "Kate Upton" to inform all and sundry that he feels that only kiddy-diddlers can find her front-of-skull-area non-ugly.

Like clockwork.
2013-10-22 10:56:13 AM
1 votes:
Allow me to proactively summarize this thread

She's stacked.
She's ugly below the ribcage
You're a paedophile should you find her face attractive.

There. Now make with the photographs and anigifs.
2013-10-22 10:50:35 AM
1 votes:

Uncle Pooky: She's not too shy about being passed around, apparently.


Why she's only doing what most of us men willingly do.
 
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