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(Celebslam)   Maksim Chmerkovskiy says he feels lucky to be nailing Kate Upton. What's the Ukrainian word for "duh"?   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 15
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2013-10-22 10:56:13 AM
3 votes:
Allow me to proactively summarize this thread

She's stacked.
She's ugly below the ribcage
You're a paedophile should you find her face attractive.

There. Now make with the photographs and anigifs.
2013-10-22 10:48:26 AM
3 votes:
She's not too shy about being passed around, apparently.
2013-10-22 12:43:43 PM
2 votes:
Yeah yea, one of the world's most famous models *still* isn't attractive enough. What chance does the rest of womanhood have?

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2013-10-22 11:47:49 AM
2 votes:

meanmutton: lasercannon: Wellon Dowd: What's up with all these Ukrainians coming here and dating our blondes?


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Wells it is probably because all Ukrainian women look like this
[www.elmoensio.com image 500x348]

Here is a picture of the Ukrainian Playboy centerfold for the month of February. She is 23 and her turn-on's include fire and potatoes. Her turn-off's include the Black Death and men who smell like stale horse urine.
[jillybchronicles.files.wordpress.com image 410x480]

[www.myfilmviews.com image 850x478]FTFY


ecache.ilbe.com

not saying Mila is ugly, but let's not pretend that she is ACTUALLY all that.  'Shop and makeup do farking wonders.
2013-10-22 11:45:21 AM
2 votes:

lasercannon: Wellon Dowd: What's up with all these Ukrainians coming here and dating our blondes?


[i.imgur.com image 563x640]

Wells it is probably because all Ukrainian women look like this
[www.elmoensio.com image 500x348]

Here is a picture of the Ukrainian Playboy centerfold for the month of February. She is 23 and her turn-on's include fire and potatoes. Her turn-off's include the Black Death and men who smell like stale horse urine.
[jillybchronicles.files.wordpress.com image 410x480]


www.myfilmviews.comFTFY
2013-10-22 11:16:03 AM
2 votes:
/I suppose Upton is cute if you enjoy untoned milk-fed squishy veal girls in your bed.
2013-10-22 04:59:11 PM
1 votes:
Not to be all studman up in here, but Kate Upton is over-rated. Great rack, pretty face, she's definitely hot. But at the same time there's something vanilla about her and I can't quite put my finger on what it is that makes her ordinary...
2013-10-22 03:08:39 PM
1 votes:
Dear Kate Upton,

Please please please don't turn into Anna Nicole Smith.
2013-10-22 03:02:49 PM
1 votes:
This thread is awful and you should all feel awful.

/at work
//can't fix
2013-10-22 12:17:20 PM
1 votes:
You are a strange, STRANGE little man, Q.A.
2013-10-22 12:14:01 PM
1 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: frepnog: /she is gorgeous. I mean stop traffic cause 12 wrecks kill 7 people gorgeous.

Ever take the Metro in Montreal? Especially around the universities? You wouldn't even notice her and her sausage casing of a body.


WINNER OF THE STUDMAN69 CONTEST RIGHT THERE!!!
2013-10-22 12:13:18 PM
1 votes:
Look, anyone who say's she's ugly or wouldn't hit it is just being ridiculous, but she could certainly benefit from toning up a bit.
2013-10-22 11:32:02 AM
1 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: /I suppose Upton is cute if you enjoy untoned milk-fed squishy veal girls

women in your bed.

Fixed
2013-10-22 11:12:15 AM
1 votes:
There's nothing the Russian mob won't fark up.

/She seems dumb enough to settle for that.
2013-10-22 10:50:35 AM
1 votes:

Uncle Pooky: She's not too shy about being passed around, apparently.


Why she's only doing what most of us men willingly do.
 
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