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(Celebslam)   Maksim Chmerkovskiy says he feels lucky to be nailing Kate Upton. What's the Ukrainian word for "duh"?   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 110
    More: Obvious, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Kate Upton, Manic Pixie Dream Girl, Kevin Federline  
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2013-10-23 01:41:19 AM

StopLurkListen: Yeah yea, one of the world's most famous models *still* isn't attractive enough. What chance does the rest of womanhood have?

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I don't hate my body. I hate YOUR body.
 
2013-10-23 06:48:47 AM

Sinbox: ristst: Dude....I think it's safe to say that pretty much everyone understood your OP and an explanation is unnecessary.

For the newcomers. I didn't want anybody to think that *I* actually felt this utterly-brain-damaged way.


Newcommers? How many handles have you burned through.

/peek upton
 
2013-10-23 07:38:49 AM

Wellon Dowd: What's up with all these Ukrainians coming here and dating our blondes?


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Goddamn super hot petite girls always end up with the above average tall and built guys. DAMNIT. Give us average height guys a chance.
 
2013-10-23 09:18:32 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Wellon Dowd: What's up with all these Ukrainians coming here and dating our blondes?


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Goddamn super hot petite girls always end up with the above average tall and built guys. DAMNIT. Give us average height guys a chance.


I'll let Jack explain.
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kab
2013-10-23 12:14:09 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: And neither can you.


Just what this site needs.   Another user who deems himself the arbiter of other people's preferences.
 
2013-10-23 12:17:48 PM

lasercannon: Wellon Dowd: What's up with all these Ukrainians coming here and dating our blondes?


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Wells it is probably because all Ukrainian women look like this
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Here is a picture of the Ukrainian Playboy centerfold for the month of February. She is 23 and her turn-on's include fire and potatoes. Her turn-off's include the Black Death and men who smell like stale horse urine.
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Frowns upon your shenanigans.
 
2013-10-23 12:40:36 PM

kab: Quantum Apostrophe: And neither can you.

Just what this site needs.   Another user who deems himself the arbiter of other people's preferences.




Well, where is your list?

I'll be waiting.

/delusion
 
2013-10-23 12:41:48 PM

Dr. Kefarkian: Quantum Apostrophe: macadamnut: StopLurkListen: ....I don't get it. She's not 3D printed or in space? Why do we have the life-extension nutter here.

I've noticed he's got a thing about young women. Hence the insecurity about aging, I guess.

I'm just a realist. It's not that I have a "thing" for young women, it's just that I can't see anything about old women that's attractive. I don't see a single thing about the physical side of aging that's positive.

And neither can you.

Sure I can.  The young, smoking hot tail that you fantasize about?  Yeah, well they like money.  Which is something that older men generally tend to have.  And while we're driving off in our convertibles with two bisexual college gymnastic students, you're taking the bus and wondering, "Why?"

Now, tell me about how great it is to be a young, struggling artist or whatever trying to make a difference in this crazy, mixed up world.


Meh, all you need is some of the latest drug and a little game. It's not magic sugar daddy.
 
2013-10-23 05:27:14 PM
She's a manatee with boobs.  And she does have a teenage boy face.
 
2013-10-23 06:01:45 PM

devilEther: I hear she's like Taylor Swift in that none of her relationships have ever gone beyond over-the-clothes petting.


If true, that's ... well, it'd be just alright with me.
 
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