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(Celebslam)   Maksim Chmerkovskiy says he feels lucky to be nailing Kate Upton. What's the Ukrainian word for "duh"?   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 110
    More: Obvious, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Kate Upton, Manic Pixie Dream Girl, Kevin Federline  
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2013-10-22 10:37:25 AM
Noshiatskie.
 
2013-10-22 10:42:54 AM
Duhstoevsky?
 
2013-10-22 10:45:12 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-22 10:48:26 AM
She's not too shy about being passed around, apparently.
 
2013-10-22 10:48:39 AM
Duhski

/duhski
 
2013-10-22 10:49:23 AM

Uncle Pooky: She's not too shy about being passed around, apparently.


That mole might be a cold sore
 
2013-10-22 10:50:35 AM

Uncle Pooky: She's not too shy about being passed around, apparently.


Why she's only doing what most of us men willingly do.
 
2013-10-22 10:54:01 AM

Rwa2play: Uncle Pooky: She's not too shy about being passed around, apparently.

Why she's only doing what most of us men willingly do.


have sex with men?
 
2013-10-22 10:56:13 AM
Allow me to proactively summarize this thread

She's stacked.
She's ugly below the ribcage
You're a paedophile should you find her face attractive.

There. Now make with the photographs and anigifs.
 
2013-10-22 10:56:55 AM

Uncle Pooky: Rwa2play: Uncle Pooky: She's not too shy about being passed around, apparently.

Why she's only doing what most of us men willingly do.

have sex with men?


No, pass ourselves around.
 
2013-10-22 11:03:06 AM

Sinbox: You're a paedophile should you find her face attractive.


Face?  Face?  What is this face thing?
 
2013-10-22 11:05:07 AM

Uncle Pooky: She's not too shy about being passed around, apparently.


I hear she's like Taylor Swift in that none of her relationships have ever gone beyond over-the-clothes petting.
 
2013-10-22 11:05:13 AM

Uncle Pooky: She's not too shy about being passed around, apparently.


I would take sloppy seconds on this one
 
2013-10-22 11:08:47 AM

ristst: Sinbox: You're a paedophile should you find her face attractive.

Face?  Face?  What is this face thing?


There's always this one wanker-for-life who comes into EVERY.BLOODY.THREAD bearing the name "Kate Upton" to inform all and sundry that he feels that only kiddy-diddlers can find her front-of-skull-area non-ugly.

Like clockwork.
 
2013-10-22 11:09:17 AM

Rwa2play: Uncle Pooky: Rwa2play: Uncle Pooky: She's not too shy about being passed around, apparently.

Why she's only doing what most of us men willingly do.

have sex with men?

No, pass ourselves around.


That usually ends up with a lot of dropped passes, given my history.
 
2013-10-22 11:10:04 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-22 11:12:15 AM
There's nothing the Russian mob won't fark up.

/She seems dumb enough to settle for that.
 
2013-10-22 11:16:03 AM
/I suppose Upton is cute if you enjoy untoned milk-fed squishy veal girls in your bed.
 
2013-10-22 11:20:47 AM
What's up with all these Ukrainians coming here and dating our blondes?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-22 11:22:33 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: /I suppose Upton is cute if you enjoy untoned milk-fed squishy veal girls in your bed.


That's the exact thing I like.
 
2013-10-22 11:23:27 AM
I realize this is an article about a hot woman getting nailed.  And it's from the Celebslam website.  But by the third sentence I felt sorry for the author's mental abilities and by the end I think I'd lost some cognitive... stuff making.  I would have stopped reading, but the 5 word sentences just pulled me along in some sort of vortex of horrible grammar, made up nicknames, and capitalization.

I think the author took classes from Justin Bieber, but dropped out halfway through.  I'm going to spend some time looking at the picture now.  That makes me feel better.
 
2013-10-22 11:25:37 AM

Wellon Dowd: What's up with all these Ukrainians coming here and dating our blondes?


[i.imgur.com image 563x640]


I can't get over the size of this Russian!
 
2013-10-22 11:28:53 AM
I figured more her for more of the Black Russian type.
 
2013-10-22 11:29:02 AM

Uncle Pooky: She's not too shy about being passed around, apparently.


Dating about one guy a year is "being passed around"?
 
2013-10-22 11:29:14 AM

Wellon Dowd: What's up with all these Ukrainians coming here and dating our blondes?


[i.imgur.com image 563x640]


Wells it is probably because all Ukrainian women look like this
www.elmoensio.com

Here is a picture of the Ukrainian Playboy centerfold for the month of February. She is 23 and her turn-on's include fire and potatoes. Her turn-off's include the Black Death and men who smell like stale horse urine.
jillybchronicles.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-22 11:31:41 AM
until it fell off.

that is how long and how hard I would hit it.

/she is gorgeous.  I mean stop traffic cause 12 wrecks kill 7 people gorgeous.
 
2013-10-22 11:32:02 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: /I suppose Upton is cute if you enjoy untoned milk-fed squishy veal girls

women in your bed.

Fixed
 
2013-10-22 11:38:00 AM
I hope Maksim does what he must, to improve the appearance of Kate Upton's ass.
 
2013-10-22 11:40:37 AM

lasercannon: Wellon Dowd: What's up with all these Ukrainians coming here and dating our blondes?


[i.imgur.com image 563x640]

Wells it is probably because all Ukrainian women look like this
[www.elmoensio.com image 500x348]

Here is a picture of the Ukrainian Playboy centerfold for the month of February. She is 23 and her turn-on's include fire and potatoes. Her turn-off's include the Black Death and men who smell like stale horse urine.
[jillybchronicles.files.wordpress.com image 410x480]


Sorry, I couldn't fap to your pics because of your misuse of apostrophes.
 
2013-10-22 11:45:21 AM

lasercannon: Wellon Dowd: What's up with all these Ukrainians coming here and dating our blondes?


[i.imgur.com image 563x640]

Wells it is probably because all Ukrainian women look like this
[www.elmoensio.com image 500x348]

Here is a picture of the Ukrainian Playboy centerfold for the month of February. She is 23 and her turn-on's include fire and potatoes. Her turn-off's include the Black Death and men who smell like stale horse urine.
[jillybchronicles.files.wordpress.com image 410x480]


www.myfilmviews.comFTFY
 
2013-10-22 11:47:49 AM

meanmutton: lasercannon: Wellon Dowd: What's up with all these Ukrainians coming here and dating our blondes?


[i.imgur.com image 563x640]

Wells it is probably because all Ukrainian women look like this
[www.elmoensio.com image 500x348]

Here is a picture of the Ukrainian Playboy centerfold for the month of February. She is 23 and her turn-on's include fire and potatoes. Her turn-off's include the Black Death and men who smell like stale horse urine.
[jillybchronicles.files.wordpress.com image 410x480]

[www.myfilmviews.com image 850x478]FTFY


ecache.ilbe.com

not saying Mila is ugly, but let's not pretend that she is ACTUALLY all that.  'Shop and makeup do farking wonders.
 
2013-10-22 11:49:35 AM
I would like to see natural hair-color version Kate Upton.  Bet she'd be really cute.
 
2013-10-22 11:53:42 AM

frepnog: /she is gorgeous. I mean stop traffic cause 12 wrecks kill 7 people gorgeous.


Ever take the Metro in Montreal? Especially around the universities? You wouldn't even notice her and her sausage casing of a body.
 
2013-10-22 11:54:51 AM

Sinbox: You're a paedophile should you find her face attractive.


It's OK to still like Milk Duds when you are an adult.
 
2013-10-22 11:55:44 AM

buckeyebrain: Wellon Dowd: What's up with all these Ukrainians coming here and dating our blondes?


[i.imgur.com image 563x640]

I can't get over the size of this Russian!


She seems to be able to.

/ Window seat please.
 
2013-10-22 11:56:14 AM

PoweredByIrony: And it's from the Celebslam website.


Dangit. I keep reading that as Celebclam.

/off to register Celebclam now
 
2013-10-22 11:57:48 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: You wouldn't even notice her and her sausage casing of a body.


perhaps, but those girls are not in the media for me to lust over.  I personally find Kate's body to be fantastic.  I likes 'em with some meat on 'em.
 
2013-10-22 12:02:06 PM

Sinbox: There's always this one wanker-for-life who comes into EVERY.BLOODY.THREAD bearing the name "Kate Upton" to inform all and sundry that he feels that only kiddy-diddlers can find her front-of-skull-area non-ugly.

Like clockwork.


Dude....I think it's safe to say that pretty much everyone understood your OP and an explanation is unnecessary.
 
2013-10-22 12:05:55 PM

ristst: Dude....I think it's safe to say that pretty much everyone understood your OP and an explanation is unnecessary.


For the newcomers. I didn't want anybody to think that *I* actually felt this utterly-brain-damaged way.
 
2013-10-22 12:10:09 PM
So...she couldn't take the high heat from Verlander, I guess.
 
2013-10-22 12:10:41 PM

Wellon Dowd: What's up with all these Ukrainians coming here and dating our blondes?


[i.imgur.com image 563x640]


She's small and he's really big.
She likes it that way, apparently.
 
2013-10-22 12:13:18 PM
Look, anyone who say's she's ugly or wouldn't hit it is just being ridiculous, but she could certainly benefit from toning up a bit.
 
2013-10-22 12:14:01 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: frepnog: /she is gorgeous. I mean stop traffic cause 12 wrecks kill 7 people gorgeous.

Ever take the Metro in Montreal? Especially around the universities? You wouldn't even notice her and her sausage casing of a body.


WINNER OF THE STUDMAN69 CONTEST RIGHT THERE!!!
 
2013-10-22 12:15:23 PM

frepnog: Quantum Apostrophe: You wouldn't even notice her and her sausage casing of a body.

perhaps, but those girls are not in the media for me to lust over.  I personally find Kate's body to be fantastic.  I likes 'em with some meat on 'em.


What meat? She has floppy boobs which are fatty tissue, no tone whatsoever and a weird hip area. But then I'm not much into big tits, I prefer toned brunettes with either thick butts or more dancer-type leggy bodies.

You know, women that can run away from me.
 
2013-10-22 12:17:20 PM
You are a strange, STRANGE little man, Q.A.
 
2013-10-22 12:19:25 PM

Rawhead Rex: WINNER OF THE STUDMAN69 CONTEST RIGHT THERE!!!


I *won*? I didn't think I had a chance! Thank you! Will there be a 3D printed plaque?
 
2013-10-22 12:20:13 PM

MysticSavage: So...she couldn't take the high heat from Verlander, I guess.


He tried to go back door with the bender, low and inside, and she called a balk.
 
2013-10-22 12:20:55 PM

Sinbox: You are a strange, STRANGE little man, Q.A.


You've never seen more than one attractive woman at a time, have you? I'm serious, if you're in Montreal take the Metro. If you're not, I'm inviting you.
 
2013-10-22 12:23:37 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: frepnog: /she is gorgeous. I mean stop traffic cause 12 wrecks kill 7 people gorgeous.

Ever take the Metro in Montreal? Especially around the universities? You wouldn't even notice her and her sausage casing of a body.


I'll back up this statement. I've lived in NY, CA, TX, FL, Alberta, and Montréal, and Montréal has hands-down the hottest women in North America.

That said, they're also the craziest.
 
2013-10-22 12:23:40 PM

meanmutton: Uncle Pooky: She's not too shy about being passed around, apparently.

Dating about one guy a year is "being passed around"?


On Fark, "whore" is defined as "woman who has sex unlike me here in Mom's basement".
 
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