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(Tampa Bay Online)   Florida hospital locked down due to reports of a gunman in the hallway. Fark: It was a maintenance guy carrying a drill   (tbo.com) divider line 101
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2013-10-22 09:53:30 AM
Hopefully they will fire the maintenance guy that caused this scare and implement some training for the rest of the maintenance staff.
 
2013-10-22 09:58:36 AM
Next up.  Maintenance crew rushes into classroom with power tools as a lesson to the children.

Keeping you safe one moment of fear at a time.
 
2013-10-22 10:08:47 AM
Well, the military has been dealing with this for a long time:

digitalvaults.org
 
2013-10-22 10:24:37 AM
Yeah but he was being all like 'pewpewpew'
 
2013-10-22 10:25:57 AM
What about knife-wrench?

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-22 10:27:44 AM
Bruce Willis' agent is on the line.
 
2013-10-22 10:41:13 AM
I hope at least they shot him.
 
2013-10-22 10:50:35 AM
but was it an assault drill?
 
2013-10-22 11:00:29 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: but was it an assault drill?


Nope, DeWalt.
 
2013-10-22 11:01:53 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-22 11:02:01 AM

Prof. Frink: The Stealth Hippopotamus: but was it an assault drill?

Nope, DeWalt.


www.shtfblog.com
 
2013-10-22 11:02:20 AM
This spate of hoplophobia is getting out of hand.
 
2013-10-22 11:02:22 AM
Keep soiling yourselves. You aren't patriotic enough.
 
2013-10-22 11:02:27 AM
And the wussification of America continues.
 
2013-10-22 11:04:42 AM
Was the drill ill-tempered?
 
2013-10-22 11:05:43 AM
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a drill is a good guy with a drill.

Or a dead battery.
 
2013-10-22 11:05:53 AM
So disguise a gun as a drill... gotcha!
 
2013-10-22 11:06:41 AM

born_yesterday: The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a drill is a good guy with a drill.

Or a dead battery.


Hopefully they don't have a high-capacity lithium battery
 
2013-10-22 11:06:51 AM
vudukungfu

Keep soiling yourselves. You aren't patriotic enough.

50 bucks says the one to raise the alarm was an obamabot.

♪ and the ♫ hooooome ♩ of the braaaaaave ♬
 
2013-10-22 11:07:01 AM
What is it like to live in constant fear like this??
 
2013-10-22 11:08:12 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Next up.  Maintenance crew rushes into classroom with power tools as a lesson to the children.

Keeping you safe one moment of fear at a time.


Time to expel everyone in shop class under 'zero tolerance' who has ever handled a drill.
 
2013-10-22 11:13:32 AM
Awww, freakout
Le Freak, c'est chic
 
2013-10-22 11:14:50 AM
If only the doctors and nurses were armed with drills, they could have stopped it
 
2013-10-22 11:15:19 AM
We live among toads who are scared of Rice Crispies going pop snackle and crap
 
2013-10-22 11:18:29 AM
www.engtest.net
 
2013-10-22 11:19:43 AM
I thought Florida was a right to drill state
 
2013-10-22 11:21:06 AM
Yay! Lets all crap our pants at everything!
 
2013-10-22 11:21:28 AM
love the terror the state has manufactured to keep 2nd amendment supporters demonized!
 
2013-10-22 11:22:24 AM
I wish the morons who called the police would get charged the same as someone pulling a fire alarm when there is no fire.
 
2013-10-22 11:25:23 AM
Well, maybe he was going to commit ASSault with a deadly weapon.   Was it near gastroenterology by chance?
 
2013-10-22 11:28:14 AM
catalog.sears.ca
Those high capacity magazines can hold 115 bits.
 
2013-10-22 11:28:41 AM

Lucky LaRue: Hopefully they will fire the maintenance guy that caused this scare and implement some training for the rest of the maintenance staff.


seriously?   isn't firing a guy for holding a tool that he needs to do his job a bit harsh?
 
2013-10-22 11:29:47 AM
i823.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-22 11:31:47 AM
GSOs (gun-shaped objects) are going to cause more and more false alarms as the US becomes more and more pussified.
 
2013-10-22 11:32:03 AM
cps-static.rovicorp.com

Hey, drills are dangerous, too.
 
2013-10-22 11:32:03 AM
There's somethin' happenin' here
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a drill over there
A tellin' me, I got to beware.
 
2013-10-22 11:34:36 AM
I blame BP.
 
2013-10-22 11:36:06 AM
for the homophiliacs:man-drilldrill pickle"im gonna drill ya, Rockie!"
 
2013-10-22 11:38:37 AM

Schmerd1948: for the homophiliacs:man-drilldrill pickle"im gonna drill ya, Rockie!"


Is...is that even english?
 
2013-10-22 11:39:37 AM

Russ1642: GSOs (gun-shaped objects) are going to cause more and more false alarms as the US becomes more and more pussified.


GSO.    I hope you made that up yourself.  Don't want that to catch on with the hoplophobics.
 
2013-10-22 11:39:43 AM

Farking Canuck: What is it like to live in constant fear like this??


It's not unlike bieng awed by others from afar.  You get used to it after a time.
 
2013-10-22 11:39:43 AM

Madaynun: There's somethin' happenin' here
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a drill over there
A tellin' me, I got to beware.


Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.
 
2013-10-22 11:40:40 AM

Madaynun: There's somethin' happenin' here
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a drill over there
A tellin' me, I got to beware.

hold the corner "square".

Get the drillbit flush
Hey, what's that sound
This corner shelf unit
is coming down
 
2013-10-22 11:42:18 AM

miss diminutive: Was the drill ill-tempered?


It did have a laserbeem attached to its head.
 
2013-10-22 11:42:35 AM
Someone needs to update the firearms identification guide.
 
2013-10-22 11:42:47 AM
www.examiner.com
 
2013-10-22 11:44:03 AM
If he had worked for the schools they would have fired his ass for having something that looks like a gun.
 
2013-10-22 11:46:11 AM
When will we stop the madness and institute Drill Free Zones?

For the ChildrenTM!
 
2013-10-22 11:46:16 AM

AugieDoggyDaddy: Russ1642: GSOs (gun-shaped objects) are going to cause more and more false alarms as the US becomes more and more pussified.

GSO.    I hope you made that up yourself.  Don't want that to catch on with the hoplophobics.


I made it up just now but I can't possibly be the first person to use the term.
 
2013-10-22 11:46:26 AM
Am I missing something though?

FTFA:  "Some patient family members tweeted and called media outlets saying someone at the hospital had a gun."

So you see someone you think may have a gun.  What do you do?  Call the 911?  No, let's tweet about it and call the media.
 
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