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(Sportige)   It's hard to believe that some head coach was ever going to let Josh Freeman throw the ball 53 times in one game with someone named Adrian Peterson in the backfield, but apparently such a person exists   (sportige.com) divider line 146
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2013-10-22 04:00:18 PM  

RedZoneTuba: The course is clear...trade AP for a boatload of draft picks,


So a reverse-Vikings.
 
2013-10-22 04:01:34 PM  

Polish Hussar: Truther: INeedAName: HotWingConspiracy: I thought Freeman did a good job considering the circumstances.

Seriously. The guy hasn't been around long enough to where the bathrooms are, let alone what routes people are running.

But he was throwing his passes 15 feet high.

Were his receivers in Tampa Bay giants? Did he play with Manute Bol?

Freeman sucks. Just like the Viqueens.

He was throwing to Tacopants

Tacopants' bio from MGoBlog:  Tacopants is Jason Avant's eleven-foot tall imaginary friend. Chad Henne spent much of 2005 hitting him between the numbers, which are unfortunately eight feet off the ground and made of dreams. Blessed with infinite eligibility and the ability to sneak on and off the field without alerting the referees -- made of dreams, remember -- Tacopants has taken a lesser role in the offense as Henne matures but still pops up at inopportune times. The term has its genesis in this post


Awesome!
 
2013-10-22 04:01:58 PM  

mikaloyd: Jim from Saint Paul: Truther: Viqueens.

HOMOSEXUAL SUGGESTIONS ARE FUNNY.

At least he didnt say Wominnesota Viqueens. Or East Dakota.


Hey now, don't blame us for that dumpster fire of a team.
 
2013-10-22 04:03:36 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Truther: Viqueens.

HOMOSEXUAL SUGGESTIONS ARE FUNNY.


Lighten up Jim. It wasn't about homosexuals.

It was a reference to dressing up as something you're not.

/you know - like your team putting on pads and uniforms pretending to be a football team.
 
2013-10-22 04:08:55 PM  

Truther: Jim from Saint Paul: Truther: Viqueens.

HOMOSEXUAL SUGGESTIONS ARE FUNNY.

Lighten up Jim. It wasn't about homosexuals.

It was a reference to dressing up as something you're not.

/you know - like your team putting on pads and uniforms pretending to be a football team.


lol

That's been an insult for the vikings (just like Fudge Packers", etc have been for yours here in Minnesota) for years. Both are just "HEY YOU ARE A GIRL" or "YOU ARE A HOMOESEXUAL MALE POSSIBLY DRESSED UP LIKE A WOMAN".

It's where we, as football fans, get our reputation for being druken homophobes. I am not telling you you can;t make your homophobic jokes, I am just syaing they are homophobic.

/HOMOPHOBIC
//FAVRE
 
2013-10-22 04:19:50 PM  
And still my fantasy team lost.
 
2013-10-22 04:20:36 PM  
To repeat my comment from last night's thread, I heard the CIA wants to talk to Freeman about overthrowing the government in Syria.
 
2013-10-22 04:21:25 PM  
Give him credit for throwing at least one perfect pass.

Too bad Simpson dropped it in the end zone.
 
2013-10-22 04:22:59 PM  
I wonder if losing a son is affecting AP. I might mail it in at work for a week or two.
 
2013-10-22 04:24:11 PM  

Devo: I wonder if losing a son is affecting AP. I might mail it in at work for a week or two.


I don't think that's the problem so much as it is the Vikings giving Jawsh Frimen 50+ attempts.
 
2013-10-22 04:29:21 PM  

czetie: Jim from Saint Paul: Oh and Mike Tirico.... MIKE FRICKIN TIRICO called this a BAD football game a few minutes into the 3rd.

Wow, it must have gotten truly awful. I just made a comment over in the other thread that ESPN never, ever admits that they got stuck serving up a shiat sandwich, but I didn't watch any of the second half.


I think he was the guy that said this:

"This is just a terrible quarter of football. Both of these teams are just bad."


and that summed it up nicely.
 
2013-10-22 04:30:41 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: It's where we, as football fans, get our reputation for being druken homophobes. I am not telling you you can;t make your homophobic jokes, I am just syaing they are homophobic.


In spirit, I agree with your rhetoric here, but I think you're boxing it in very generously. I think things like that are where any group gets their reputation for marginalizing any underrepresented group.

Yes, football fans do it. But so does pretty much everyone. When you are a member of a rather homogenous group, anything even remotely heterogenous becomes fodder for the insult cannon. I mean, you can get bullied for having a peanut allergy these days as long as you have nut eaters willing to marginalize you.
 
2013-10-22 04:32:32 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Truther: Jim from Saint Paul: Truther: Viqueens.

HOMOSEXUAL SUGGESTIONS ARE FUNNY.

Lighten up Jim. It wasn't about homosexuals.

It was a reference to dressing up as something you're not.

/you know - like your team putting on pads and uniforms pretending to be a football team.

lol

That's been an insult for the vikings (just like Fudge Packers", etc have been for yours here in Minnesota) for years. Both are just "HEY YOU ARE A GIRL" or "YOU ARE A HOMOESEXUAL MALE POSSIBLY DRESSED UP LIKE A WOMAN".

It's where we, as football fans, get our reputation for being druken homophobes. I am not telling you you can;t make your homophobic jokes, I am just syaing they are homophobic.

/HOMOPHOBIC
//FAVRE


So the drunken homophobic NFCN name for Bears is Bears?
 
2013-10-22 04:34:21 PM  

mikaloyd: So the drunken homophobic NFCN name for Bears is Bears?


REPORTED AS HATE SPEECH.
 
2013-10-22 04:34:27 PM  

mikaloyd: So the drunken homophobic NFCN name for Bears is Bears?


I'm excited for someone to fly to the Cowboys defense when somebody calls them the Cowgirls. In fact I'll be here holding my breath waiting.
 
2013-10-22 04:36:29 PM  

Devo: I wonder if losing a son is affecting AP.



I doubt it.  Sounds like he knows as much about most of his kids as he does about me.
 
2013-10-22 04:41:29 PM  

Treygreen13: mikaloyd: So the drunken homophobic NFCN name for Bears is Bears?

I'm excited for someone to fly to the Cowboys defense when somebody calls them the Cowgirls. In fact I'll be here holding my breath waiting.


I'm really getting a kick...

http://www.fark.com/comments/7938259/86544257#c86544257
 
2013-10-22 04:42:06 PM  

Treygreen13: mikaloyd: So the drunken homophobic NFCN name for Bears is Bears?

I'm excited for someone to fly to the Cowboys defense when somebody calls them the Cowgirls. In fact I'll be here holding my breath waiting.


Yeah like you tell em what for when somebody calls the Saints taints`.Besides if I cant call them the Cowgirls it would feel right calling that other team The New York Football Vagiants
 
2013-10-22 04:42:29 PM  

Treygreen13: mikaloyd: So the drunken homophobic NFCN name for Bears is Bears?

I'm excited for someone to fly to the Cowboys defense when somebody calls them the Cowgirls. In fact I'll be here holding my breath waiting.


Hey, if it happens when I am in a thread that happens to talk about your team, sure.

I just talk about it in the threads I am in.

And I am just saying out loud what the nickname means. Not telling anyone they can't do it.
 
2013-10-22 04:42:31 PM  

Devo: I wonder if losing a son is affecting AP. I might mail it in at work for a week or two.


They stacked the box against AP and then Musgrave thought it was a good idea to just keep trying to jam AP up the middle. Of /course/ AP didn't get good yardage.
 
2013-10-22 04:44:00 PM  

mikaloyd: Treygreen13: mikaloyd: So the drunken homophobic NFCN name for Bears is Bears?

I'm excited for someone to fly to the Cowboys defense when somebody calls them the Cowgirls. In fact I'll be here holding my breath waiting.

Yeah like you tell em what for when somebody calls the Saints taints`.Besides if I cant call them the Cowgirls it would feel right calling that other team The New York Football Vagiants


I think calling them the New Jersey Giants is probably the most insulting thing I can think of.
 
2013-10-22 04:46:28 PM  

Treygreen13: mikaloyd: Treygreen13: mikaloyd: So the drunken homophobic NFCN name for Bears is Bears?

I'm excited for someone to fly to the Cowboys defense when somebody calls them the Cowgirls. In fact I'll be here holding my breath waiting.

Yeah like you tell em what for when somebody calls the Saints taints`.Besides if I cant call them the Cowgirls it would feel right calling that other team The New York Football Vagiants

I think calling them the New Jersey Giants is probably the most insulting thing I can think of.


Using the truth is going too far
 
2013-10-22 04:53:44 PM  

czetie: Jim from Saint Paul: Oh and Mike Tirico.... MIKE FRICKIN TIRICO called this a BAD football game a few minutes into the 3rd.

Wow, it must have gotten truly awful. I just made a comment over in the other thread that ESPN never, ever admits that they got stuck serving up a shiat sandwich, but I didn't watch any of the second half.


It got horrible in the 4th. 
Audible sighs from both. 
"Heck of a scoring drive by the Giants. 0 yards for 3 points."
"This has the feel of a pre-season game." 

No one was carrying water for that game after the mid-point of the 3rd quarter.

I said both teams should be forced to punt or kick-off then get the ball at the 20 if they don't score on the return. Then try the FG. 
Sure enough the next two plays were special teams clownshoes followed by a 0-yard 'drive'.

The Jags can beat the Giants or Vikings. Seriously.
 
2013-10-22 04:59:49 PM  

cannotsuggestaname: Devo: I wonder if losing a son is affecting AP. I might mail it in at work for a week or two.

They stacked the box against AP and then Musgrave thought it was a good idea to just keep trying to jam AP up the middle. Of /course/ AP didn't get good yardage.


Yeah, this.  The Viqueens* have no answer for 8 or 9 in the box.  Not even a fake handoff followed by a shovel pass at the line or a sweep to the perimiter.  Nothing, nada, zilch.  It's like the second coming of Brad Childress but with slightly less pomposity.


*I've been cheering for these mutts my whole life so I'll call them what ever I damn well please.
 
2013-10-22 05:10:02 PM  

bionicjoe: czetie: Jim from Saint Paul: Oh and Mike Tirico.... MIKE FRICKIN TIRICO called this a BAD football game a few minutes into the 3rd.

Wow, it must have gotten truly awful. I just made a comment over in the other thread that ESPN never, ever admits that they got stuck serving up a shiat sandwich, but I didn't watch any of the second half.

It got horrible in the 4th. 
Audible sighs from both. 
"Heck of a scoring drive by the Giants. 0 yards for 3 points."
"This has the feel of a pre-season game." 

No one was carrying water for that game after the mid-point of the 3rd quarter.

I said both teams should be forced to punt or kick-off then get the ball at the 20 if they don't score on the return. Then try the FG. 
Sure enough the next two plays were special teams clownshoes followed by a 0-yard 'drive'.

The Jags can beat the Giants or Vikings. Seriously.


:::claps hands excitedly:::
 
2013-10-22 05:12:29 PM  

Bunny Deville: bionicjoe: czetie: Jim from Saint Paul: Oh and Mike Tirico.... MIKE FRICKIN TIRICO called this a BAD football game a few minutes into the 3rd.

Wow, it must have gotten truly awful. I just made a comment over in the other thread that ESPN never, ever admits that they got stuck serving up a shiat sandwich, but I didn't watch any of the second half.

It got horrible in the 4th. 
Audible sighs from both. 
"Heck of a scoring drive by the Giants. 0 yards for 3 points."
"This has the feel of a pre-season game." 

No one was carrying water for that game after the mid-point of the 3rd quarter.

I said both teams should be forced to punt or kick-off then get the ball at the 20 if they don't score on the return. Then try the FG. 
Sure enough the next two plays were special teams clownshoes followed by a 0-yard 'drive'.

The Jags can beat the Giants or Vikings. Seriously.

:::claps hands excitedly:::


True story: Rick Spielman and the Minnsota Vikinings were sad that the Jags "stole" Blaine Gabbert from them in the same draft they picked up Ponder.

"Stole".
 
2013-10-22 05:12:52 PM  
Where the HELL is the damn PR thread? I have to go home soon... I did WORK today!
 
2013-10-22 05:15:21 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: TAKE THE SCAR FOR CARR.


I like this one.
 
2013-10-22 05:15:30 PM  

This Looks Fun: Where the HELL is the damn PR thread? I have to go home soon... I did WORK today!


It's going up at 5:56 PM. Because reasons.
 
2013-10-22 05:22:48 PM  

hobnail: cannotsuggestaname: Devo: I wonder if losing a son is affecting AP. I might mail it in at work for a week or two.

They stacked the box against AP and then Musgrave thought it was a good idea to just keep trying to jam AP up the middle. Of /course/ AP didn't get good yardage.

Yeah, this.  The Viqueens* have no answer for 8 or 9 in the box.  Not even a fake handoff followed by a shovel pass at the line or a sweep to the perimiter.  Nothing, nada, zilch.  It's like the second coming of Brad Childress but with slightly less pomposity.


*I've been cheering for these mutts my whole life so I'll call them what ever I damn well please.


Dan Synder?
 
2013-10-22 05:23:12 PM  

Treygreen13: This Looks Fun: Where the HELL is the damn PR thread? I have to go home soon... I did WORK today!

It's going up at 5:56 PM. Because reasons.


Now to play the waiting game!

...


Aww, the waiting game sucks, let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!
 
2013-10-22 05:24:32 PM  

This Looks Fun: Where the HELL is the damn PR thread? I have to go home soon... I did WORK today!


will post to sports tab @ 5:53
 
2013-10-22 05:32:30 PM  

Devo: hobnail: cannotsuggestaname: Devo: I wonder if losing a son is affecting AP. I might mail it in at work for a week or two.

They stacked the box against AP and then Musgrave thought it was a good idea to just keep trying to jam AP up the middle. Of /course/ AP didn't get good yardage.

Yeah, this.  The Viqueens* have no answer for 8 or 9 in the box.  Not even a fake handoff followed by a shovel pass at the line or a sweep to the perimiter.  Nothing, nada, zilch.  It's like the second coming of Brad Childress but with slightly less pomposity.


*I've been cheering for these mutts my whole life so I'll call them what ever I damn well please.

Dan Synder?


Ha! Nice.  Mutts is Caninephobic by the way...  Best stick with something racist or against retards or babys.  I think pre-op trannies are ok to mock too.
 
2013-10-22 05:34:34 PM  

mikaloyd: This Looks Fun: Where the HELL is the damn PR thread? I have to go home soon... I did WORK today!

will post to sports tab @ 5:53


20 more minutes.  Awww. But I want it now.

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-10-22 05:39:17 PM  

elguerodiablo: mikaloyd: This Looks Fun: Where the HELL is the damn PR thread? I have to go home soon... I did WORK today!

will post to sports tab @ 5:53

20 more minutes.  Awww. But I want it now.

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


They earlied it
 
2013-10-22 05:41:11 PM  

mikaloyd: This Looks Fun: Where the HELL is the damn PR thread? I have to go home soon... I did WORK today!

will post to sports tab @ 5:53


Have you TF'ers gotten the post count over 100 yet?

Bunny Deville: bionicjoe: czetie: Jim from Saint Paul: Oh and Mike Tirico.... MIKE FRICKIN TIRICO called this a BAD football game a few minutes into the 3rd.

Wow, it must have gotten truly awful. I just made a comment over in the other thread that ESPN never, ever admits that they got stuck serving up a shiat sandwich, but I didn't watch any of the second half.

It got horrible in the 4th.
Audible sighs from both.
"Heck of a scoring drive by the Giants. 0 yards for 3 points."
"This has the feel of a pre-season game."

No one was carrying water for that game after the mid-point of the 3rd quarter.

I said both teams should be forced to punt or kick-off then get the ball at the 20 if they don't score on the return. Then try the FG.
Sure enough the next two plays were special teams clownshoes followed by a 0-yard 'drive'.

The Jags can beat the Giants or Vikings. Seriously.

:::claps hands excitedly:::


Here, just for you

img.fark.net
 
2013-10-22 05:42:54 PM  

Polish Hussar: Have you TF'ers gotten the post count over 100 yet?


Its green now
 
2013-10-22 05:54:47 PM  

elguerodiablo: Ha! Nice. Mutts is Caninephobic by the way... Best stick with something racist or against retards or babys. I think pre-op trannies are ok to mock too.


Or short people. It's always OK to make fun of people who are foolish enough to choose to be short.
 
2013-10-22 05:58:14 PM  

bionicjoe: czetie: Jim from Saint Paul: Oh and Mike Tirico.... MIKE FRICKIN TIRICO called this a BAD football game a few minutes into the 3rd.

Wow, it must have gotten truly awful. I just made a comment over in the other thread that ESPN never, ever admits that they got stuck serving up a shiat sandwich, but I didn't watch any of the second half.

It got horrible in the 4th. 
Audible sighs from both. 
"Heck of a scoring drive by the Giants. 0 yards for 3 points."
"This has the feel of a pre-season game." 

No one was carrying water for that game after the mid-point of the 3rd quarter.


I seriously wonder if there is a point at which word comes down from the ESPN Suits telling the Talent that it's OK to stop pretending, this one is too far gone? Perhaps during half-time, when they acknowledge that things are so bad, pretending otherwise will do more damage to the brand than being honest?
 
2013-10-22 06:04:44 PM  
Normally, the NFL Game Rewind folks have been pretty good this season about getting the Monday Night game up pretty promptly after the game is over. As of this writing, the Vikings/Giants game still isn't up. My suspicion would be that it's driven at least three video editors to madness.
 
2013-10-22 06:54:00 PM  

KickahaOta: Normally, the NFL Game Rewind folks have been pretty good this season about getting the Monday Night game up pretty promptly after the game is over. As of this writing, the Vikings/Giants game still isn't up. My suspicion would be that it's driven at least three video editors to madness.


They have a computer that detects highlights from games but that Monday Night game was like telling the machine to divide by zero.
 
2013-10-22 07:44:50 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Truther: Viqueens.

HOMOSEXUAL SUGGESTIONS ARE FUNNY.


Romosexual Tendencies
 
2013-10-22 08:41:00 PM  

Rwa2play: This; the Giants made a statement: We want Josh Freeman to beat us. They called it right and won.


Was Ric Romero the Defensive Coordinator?
 
2013-10-22 08:44:56 PM  

Super Chronic: Suck some scrota for Mariota?


Winner winner, chicken dinner!
 
2013-10-23 04:41:55 AM  
They should get him together with the guy who called plays for OU in the national championship game against the Tebowgators. Oklahoma has the ball first and goal with Sam Bradford, the most prolific passer in Sooner history times a billionty, and an injured running back (DeMarco Murray). So what do they do?

Run the ball 4 straight plays and get stopped.
 
2013-10-23 01:13:50 PM  
Freeman out with concussion.

We've gone DePlaid.
 
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