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(TMZ)   Kanye West and Kim Kardashian get engaged because they need the gifts   (tmz.com) divider line 34
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2013-10-22 08:47:23 AM  
Her ass is gigantic.
 
2013-10-22 08:49:26 AM  
He's going to regret that
 
2013-10-22 08:50:39 AM  

styckx: He's going to regret that


This...once the future mother in law shows up at his crib, and starts throwing reality show ideas down his throat, he'll kick everyone out, including KIm's giant ass.
 
2013-10-22 09:02:09 AM  
Good for them.
 
2013-10-22 09:15:11 AM  
Who the hell cares?
 
2013-10-22 09:16:30 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Her ass is gigantic.


Are you referring to kanye?
 
2013-10-22 09:17:52 AM  
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian get engaged because they need the gifts a plot for the next season of "Keeping Up With the Kasdashians" and for the upcoming special "Kim Kardashian's Wedding 2: This Time is for Love"

The Fix Is On™
 
2013-10-22 09:18:27 AM  

Brick-House: Who the hell cares?


You care enough to post in this thread.
 
2013-10-22 09:27:38 AM  
I hope that they hold the wedding inside the mouth of an active volcano. Everyone who attends that fiasco can die in a fire and the world would be a better place for it.
 
2013-10-22 09:32:54 AM  

espiaboricua: Brick-House: Who the hell cares?

You care enough to post in this thread.


stop.  it.

both of you.
 
2013-10-22 09:37:11 AM  
I wonder how long this one is going to last, if it happens at all.  The best thing I can say is they're both egotistical twats and thus they deserve each other.  I still feel bad for that kid, though; North West?  Shiat like that should be considered child abuse.
 
2013-10-22 09:45:36 AM  
...just once...I wish comments would stay at (0)...
if the comments stayed at (0) that would make me so happy.
(    i    )


/butt.
 
2013-10-22 11:08:17 AM  

ultradeeg: ...just once...I wish comments would stay at (0)...
if the comments stayed at (0) that would make me so happy.

(         !         )


/butt.

FTFY.  I guess he needed to verify she could stick to the Kanye Workout Plan.  Methinks that butt will not age well nonetheless.
 
2013-10-22 11:40:52 AM  

espiaboricua: Kanye West and Kim Kardashian get engaged because they need the gifts a plot for the next season of "Keeping Up With the Kasdashians" and for the upcoming special "Kim Kardashian's Wedding 2: This Time is for Love"

The Fix Is On™


I don't know. Kanye wouldn't allow Mama Kris to sell pics of the kid, so I think he'll do the same with the wedding. There seems to be a tight rein on what he'll let Kim do on the show.

/can't believe I'm actually defending any of them
 
2013-10-22 12:01:53 PM  
memecrunch.com
 
2013-10-22 12:28:02 PM  
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian get engaged because they need the giftswant the attention
 
2013-10-22 01:04:37 PM  
At this point, you think Kim would be slightly embarrassed about all her engagements and marria....oh wait. She was proud of her sex tape.

Carry on
 
2013-10-22 01:04:45 PM  
What this thread needs is someone to explain how anyone who thinks she might have had cosmetic surgery is secretly a fan of the boybutt. Paging 'Wartime Consiglieri' to the thread...
 
2013-10-22 01:10:24 PM  

The Numbers: What this thread needs is someone to explain how anyone who thinks she might have had cosmetic surgery is secretly a fan of the boybutt. Paging 'Wartime Consiglieri' to the thread...


My god what an epic douche.
 
2013-10-22 01:11:23 PM  

Coco LaFemme: I wonder how long this one is going to last, if it happens at all.  The best thing I can say is they're both egotistical twats and thus they deserve each other.  I still feel bad for that kid, though; North West?  Shiat like that should be considered child abuse.


I figure that after they get all of the attention they can for the kid, and then it will be pushed to the background, sort of like Paris Hilton did with her dog.  I feel for that child.  poor kid.
 
2013-10-22 01:14:39 PM  

metallion: Coco LaFemme: I wonder how long this one is going to last, if it happens at all.  The best thing I can say is they're both egotistical twats and thus they deserve each other.  I still feel bad for that kid, though; North West?  Shiat like that should be considered child abuse.

I figure that after they get all of the attention they can for the kid, and then it will be pushed to the background, sort of like Paris Hilton did with her dog.  I feel for that child.  poor kid.


I honestly hope there's a trust fund for that kid that's dedicated 100% to psychotherapy.  They aren't quite on the level of madness that was Michael Jackson, but it's not for lack of trying.
 
2013-10-22 01:39:12 PM  
Over/under the 72 day marriage to Kris Humpfries?  Or will they make it at all?

/these and other stories on this edition of "I Don't Really Give A Sh*t"
//fish sticks
 
2013-10-22 01:58:35 PM  
Protip: ladies, don't marry guys who propose to you on your birthday, or on Valentine's Day, Christmas etc.
 
2013-10-22 02:36:48 PM  

metallion: Coco LaFemme: I wonder how long this one is going to last, if it happens at all.  The best thing I can say is they're both egotistical twats and thus they deserve each other.  I still feel bad for that kid, though; North West?  Shiat like that should be considered child abuse.

I figure that after they get all of the attention they can for the kid, and then it will be pushed to the background, sort of like Paris Hilton did with her dog.  I feel for that child.  poor kid.


That is not a very nice thing to say about Nicole Richie.

neaorin: Protip: ladies, don't marry guys who propose to you on your birthday, or on Valentine's Day, Christmas etc.


This was my initial reaction as well.
 
2013-10-22 03:06:17 PM  
Eighteen years, eighteen years, she just had your baby now she got you for eighteen years!
 
2013-10-22 03:46:06 PM  
If you ain't no punk, holla "We want prenup"
 
2013-10-22 04:18:45 PM  

neaorin: Protip: ladies, don't marry guys who propose to you on your birthday, or on Valentine's Day, Christmas etc.


I think that men who propose on days they're already supposed to remember, like holidays or their girlfriend's birthday, are doing so because they can't be bothered to remember a day separate from that.  It just kind of strikes me as lazy.
 
2013-10-22 07:13:39 PM  
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2013-10-22 07:31:07 PM  
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2013-10-22 08:51:19 PM  
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2013-10-23 02:08:46 AM  

Coco LaFemme: neaorin: Protip: ladies, don't marry guys who propose to you on your birthday, or on Valentine's Day, Christmas etc.

I think that men who propose on days they're already supposed to remember, like holidays or their girlfriend's birthday, are doing so because they can't be bothered to remember a day separate from that.  It just kind of strikes me as lazy.


...are people remembering the anniversary of the  proposal now?  Is that a thing?
 
2013-10-23 07:00:44 AM  

Dr. Kefarkian: espiaboricua: Brick-House: Who the hell cares?

You care enough to post in this thread.

stop.  it.

both of you.


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2013-10-23 04:16:46 PM  

neaorin: Protip: ladies, don't marry guys who propose to you on your birthday, or on Valentine's Day, Christmas etc.


proposed to my wife on Christmas and we've been married for 17 years
 
2013-10-23 04:22:45 PM  

TheraTx: neaorin: Protip: ladies, don't marry guys who propose to you on your birthday, or on Valentine's Day, Christmas etc.

proposed to my wife on Christmas and we've been married for 17 years


Ya, but she's miserable.
 
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